[FairfieldLife] Re: 'Tommy Chong- Stoned on Meditation New Book: The I Chong'

2006-08-10 Thread shempmcgurk
The best thing that ever happened to Toomy Chong was the prison 
sentence he got a few years back.

It revived a dying career as he got much publicity out of being 
sentenced to prison for a silly, minor offense like having a bong 
pipe or some such thing.

Only the truth is that although, technically, the minor offense is 
the reason he was sentenced to prison, that isn't the real reason he 
got the sentence he did.

Apparently, no one ever spends time in prison for what Tommy was 
convicted of.  But Tommy was so beligerant in court and so 
disrespectful of the judge that that is why the judge sentenced him 
to spend time in prison...it had nothing to do with what he was 
actually convicted of.

So, obviously, Chong did it all as a publicity stunt and...it worked!

What a phony.




--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Robert Gimbel [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
wrote:

 Tommy Chong
 The world's funniest stoner on meditation, surviving prison, and 
his new book, `The I Chong'
 
   Illustration by Nathan Ota
 or Tommy Chong to get straight, he's got to go to God. Not God 
as envisioned by, say, Jerry Falwell, not the God of hellfire, but 
the omniscient source of goodness and, yes, jokes. He's cultivated a 
meditative practice over the years of smash hit movies, Grammy-
winning comedy albums, and woozy influence over decades of pop 
culture as half of the comedy duo Cheech  Chong. So when he was 
busted in 2003 for selling Tommy Chong bongs and sentenced to nine 
months in the federal penitentiary at Taft, California, one of the 
items he brought with him was the I Ching, the ancient Chinese Book 
of Changes. While in prison, he started ruminating on life's 
lessons, and the result was his new book, The I Chong: Meditations 
from the Joint. This book is a breezy vision of the man's 
essential Chongness, as he writes not some preachy life lessons 
but about a life lived: growing up rough as the mixed-race child of 
a Chinese father and a Scottish-Irish mother in Western Canada; 
learning
  to tango with his wife, Shelby; and using his gentleness and wit 
to thrive in lock-up. I met the warden one day. I swear to God, 
I've met fans but he was one of the biggest fans ever, says 
Chong. He says, `Are they treating you OK?' He turned out to be a 
really sweet guy.   –Dean Kuipers
 CityBeat: Each chapter leaf in the book starts with a hexagram 
from the I Ching.   Tommy Chong: I went through the I Ching and just 
picked out a heading that would best suit the chapter. And the I 
Ching – I was just doing it – it's three lines on top, three lines 
below. And they're either broken or straight. And it's based on an 
ancient book called the Book of Changes. You throw them – they used 
to do it with bones, but then they evolved it to coins, and they 
used to do it with yarrow stalks [a common, long-stemmed white 
flower]. What you get is a good sense of how you're feeling, where 
you're at in your life. 
   How is this a book of meditations?   I'm a writer, I just write 
all the time. I hadn't planned it to be a book, I just have a 
compulsion. I tried to write a Cheech  Chong book, and I've been 
working on it for five years, and I just can't get it going. But 
this new book was so personal that, when I started writing it, I 
realized: no one knows who I am. So I started writing about who I 
am, and I picked out memories from my past and then I realized, 
damn, I'm almost 70 years old, so I've got a lot of memories.
   And those are meditative?   Well, I'm into meditation. Actually, 
Cheech turned me on to meditation. When I first met Cheech, he 
followed that guru from India [Maharishi Mahesh Yogi]. Every once in 
a while I'd go over to meet with Cheech, and he'd be meditating. It 
wasn't 'til years and years later that I read a book by Joel 
Goldsmith, The Mystical I, and he went into the depth of meditating 
with your mind on God. And so when I went into prison, I thought: 
well, this is the best place in the world to put meditation to work.
   What was your meditative practice in prison?   I ended up being 
the go-to guy with the I Ching. You have a lot of time in jail, so I 
read about how they did it with the yarrow stalks, and yarrow stalks 
were growing in the Indian garden at the prison. I did I Ching 
readings for the prisoners and it would blow people's minds. I was 
in a recreation room and I was throwing coins and doing mine and 
this guy, Mike, came up to me and he asked, What are you up to, 
Chong? And I told him, and I said, Do you want me to do your 
reading? And he said Sure. So I had him throw the coins, and when 
he read his reading, it blew his mind so bad he just handed me the 
book and he stayed the rest of the day on his bunk. I read his thing 
and it said that he had just suffered a terrible accident. And he 
had, like, a couple of months before, his wife and child were killed 
in a car accident coming up to see him. The book nailed it. And same 
with me, my first reading was, 

[FairfieldLife] Re: 'Tommy Chong- Stoned on Meditation New Book: The I Chong'

2006-08-10 Thread Paul Mason
I still rate Cheech  Chong's 'Basketball Jones' as a classic track  
the cartoon too, that was wild. Did you listen to George Harrison's 
guitar on that track? One of the loosest tastiest contributions he 
ever made, I reckon.

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, shempmcgurk [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
wrote:

 The best thing that ever happened to Toomy Chong was the prison 
 sentence he got a few years back.
 
 It revived a dying career as he got much publicity out of being 
 sentenced to prison for a silly, minor offense like having a bong 
 pipe or some such thing.
 
 Only the truth is that although, technically, the minor offense is 
 the reason he was sentenced to prison, that isn't the real reason 
he 
 got the sentence he did.
 
 Apparently, no one ever spends time in prison for what Tommy was 
 convicted of.  But Tommy was so beligerant in court and so 
 disrespectful of the judge that that is why the judge sentenced him 
 to spend time in prison...it had nothing to do with what he was 
 actually convicted of.
 
 So, obviously, Chong did it all as a publicity stunt and...it 
worked!
 
 What a phony.
 
 
 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Robert Gimbel babajii_99@ 
 wrote:
 
  Tommy Chong
  The world's funniest stoner on meditation, surviving prison, and 
 his new book, `The I Chong'
  
Illustration by Nathan Ota
  or Tommy Chong to get straight, he's got to go to God. Not 
God 
 as envisioned by, say, Jerry Falwell, not the God of hellfire, but 
 the omniscient source of goodness and, yes, jokes. He's cultivated 
a 
 meditative practice over the years of smash hit movies, Grammy-
 winning comedy albums, and woozy influence over decades of pop 
 culture as half of the comedy duo Cheech  Chong. So when he was 
 busted in 2003 for selling Tommy Chong bongs and sentenced to nine 
 months in the federal penitentiary at Taft, California, one of the 
 items he brought with him was the I Ching, the ancient Chinese Book 
 of Changes. While in prison, he started ruminating on life's 
 lessons, and the result was his new book, The I Chong: Meditations 
 from the Joint. This book is a breezy vision of the man's 
 essential Chongness, as he writes not some preachy life lessons 
 but about a life lived: growing up rough as the mixed-race child of 
 a Chinese father and a Scottish-Irish mother in Western Canada; 
 learning
   to tango with his wife, Shelby; and using his gentleness and wit 
 to thrive in lock-up. I met the warden one day. I swear to God, 
 I've met fans but he was one of the biggest fans ever, says 
 Chong. He says, `Are they treating you OK?' He turned out to be a 
 really sweet guy.   –Dean Kuipers
  CityBeat: Each chapter leaf in the book starts with a 
hexagram 
 from the I Ching.   Tommy Chong: I went through the I Ching and 
just 
 picked out a heading that would best suit the chapter. And the I 
 Ching – I was just doing it – it's three lines on top, three lines 
 below. And they're either broken or straight. And it's based on an 
 ancient book called the Book of Changes. You throw them – they used 
 to do it with bones, but then they evolved it to coins, and they 
 used to do it with yarrow stalks [a common, long-stemmed white 
 flower]. What you get is a good sense of how you're feeling, where 
 you're at in your life. 
How is this a book of meditations?   I'm a writer, I just write 
 all the time. I hadn't planned it to be a book, I just have a 
 compulsion. I tried to write a Cheech  Chong book, and I've been 
 working on it for five years, and I just can't get it going. But 
 this new book was so personal that, when I started writing it, I 
 realized: no one knows who I am. So I started writing about who I 
 am, and I picked out memories from my past and then I realized, 
 damn, I'm almost 70 years old, so I've got a lot of memories.
And those are meditative?   Well, I'm into meditation. 
Actually, 
 Cheech turned me on to meditation. When I first met Cheech, he 
 followed that guru from India [Maharishi Mahesh Yogi]. Every once 
in 
 a while I'd go over to meet with Cheech, and he'd be meditating. It 
 wasn't 'til years and years later that I read a book by Joel 
 Goldsmith, The Mystical I, and he went into the depth of meditating 
 with your mind on God. And so when I went into prison, I thought: 
 well, this is the best place in the world to put meditation to work.
What was your meditative practice in prison?   I ended up being 
 the go-to guy with the I Ching. You have a lot of time in jail, so 
I 
 read about how they did it with the yarrow stalks, and yarrow 
stalks 
 were growing in the Indian garden at the prison. I did I Ching 
 readings for the prisoners and it would blow people's minds. I was 
 in a recreation room and I was throwing coins and doing mine and 
 this guy, Mike, came up to me and he asked, What are you up to, 
 Chong? And I told him, and I said, Do you want me to do your 
 reading? And he said Sure. So I had him throw the 

[FairfieldLife] Re: 'Tommy Chong- Stoned on Meditation New Book: The I Chong'

2006-08-10 Thread bob_brigante
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, shempmcgurk 
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 The best thing that ever happened to Toomy Chong was the prison 
 sentence he got a few years back.
 
 It revived a dying career as he got much publicity out of being 
 sentenced to prison for a silly, minor offense like having a bong 
 pipe or some such thing.
 
 Only the truth is that although, technically, the minor offense is 
 the reason he was sentenced to prison, that isn't the real reason 
he 
 got the sentence he did.
 
 Apparently, no one ever spends time in prison for what Tommy was 
 convicted of.  But Tommy was so beligerant in court and so 
 disrespectful of the judge that that is why the judge sentenced 
him 
 to spend time in prison...it had nothing to do with what he was 
 actually convicted of.
 
 So, obviously, Chong did it all as a publicity stunt and...it 
worked!
 
 What a phony.
 
 

*

Chong was convicted of selling drug paraphernalia because he pled 
guilty after the feds threatened to prosecute his wife and son (who 
financed the biz) unless he did so:

http://www.salon.com/books/int/2006/08/09/chong/index_np.html

This was his web site:

http://www.thememoryhole.org/drugs/pipe-sites/chong-glass.htm





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