Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Blessed are platitude puking Gurus !!! to several
Thank you Xeno for making me laugh my head off this morning. Perfect way to start the week. No head (-: And so I forgive you with all my Pure Consciousness for not being my guru and letting me be your devotee. Be careful though, Raviji is now calling you Uncle! Next step is Ravi's Favorite Spiritual Teacher. Who knows what comes after that. Totally without the benefit of jyotish, I am joining the epidemic of prediction making about the coming week: this is the Best Post of the Week. And I don't even have to know what the rest of the posts will be! PS to dear gull of laughing wings: keep up the good work (-: PS to dear Raviji: you keep up the good work too From: Xenophaneros Anartaxius anartax...@yahoo.com To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com Sent: Saturday, March 16, 2013 9:40 PM Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Blessed are platitude puking Gurus !!! to Steve --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, laughinggull108 no_reply@... wrote: So true and don't either of you forget it! From now on, you have to go through me to get to my sweet innocent Baby Krishna Ravi. If you wish to respond to Him, you must ask me first. I'll then consult with Him in due time to see if He would like to even pursue your line of discussion. If He chooses not to, then no reason to even post your comments in the first place. A very efficient and effective use of His precious time. And please try to remember... I understand that you, Laughinggull, are now manning the ticket counter access to His Presence the Magisterial Royal Mahaswami Ravi Chivukula Guruji Mahatmaraja, beneath whom I am not fit to sweep even His Toe Nail Clippings. Pray tell upon what condition His Infiniteness might deign to drop a few crumbs of His Holy and Benign Darshan in my unworthy direction. Perhaps in a moment of His most offhand attention He would feel it barely tolerable to pass a kernel of His Most High Wisdom through you to us most thirsty and groveling, sycophantic worshipers of His Greatness. Perhaps you could collect a few grains left over from one of His Chapatis, that we could build a shrine to house them and perpetuate their Divine and most Humble power.
[FairfieldLife] Re: Blessed are platitude puking Gurus !!! to several
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote: Thank you Xeno for making me laugh my head off this morning. Perfect way to start the week. No head (-: And so I forgive you with all my Pure Consciousness for not being my guru and letting me be your devotee. Be careful though, Raviji is now calling you Uncle! Next step is Ravi's Favorite Spiritual Teacher. Who knows what comes after that. Totally without the benefit of jyotish, I am joining the epidemic of prediction making about the coming week: this is the Best Post of the Week. Good try but no cigar :-) My vote goes to this short one posted by DrD: Barry: ...something something stupid vindictive cunt something... Curtis: wannabe negro, wannabe negro, wannabe negro - sixty thousand times in one post, and posted out last week. These are the two that have it dialed in on TM, Maharishi, spiritual practices, meditation, chicks, flicks, sex, music, the arts, epistemology, enlightenment, foreign and domestic capitals of the world, cults, spiritual teachers, attachment, mystical experiences, and Bruce Cockburn. Basically the authorities on Pretty Much Everything. Makes sense to me.