Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Blessed are platitude puking Gurus !!! to several

2013-03-17 Thread Share Long
Thank you Xeno for making me laugh my head off this morning.  Perfect way to 
start the week.  No head (-:
And so I forgive you with all my Pure Consciousness for not being my guru and 
letting me be your devotee.
Be careful though, Raviji is now calling you Uncle!  Next step is Ravi's 
Favorite Spiritual Teacher.  Who knows what comes after that.

Totally without the benefit of jyotish, I am joining the epidemic of prediction 
making about the coming week:
this is the Best Post of the Week.  And I don't even have to know what the rest 
of the posts will be!


PS to dear gull of laughing wings:  keep up the good work (-:

PS to dear Raviji:  you keep up the good work too   



 From: Xenophaneros Anartaxius anartax...@yahoo.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Saturday, March 16, 2013 9:40 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Blessed are platitude puking Gurus !!! to Steve
 

  
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, laughinggull108 no_reply@... wrote:

 So true and don't either of you forget it! From now on, you have to go 
 through me to get to my sweet innocent Baby Krishna Ravi. If you wish to 
 respond to Him, you must ask me first. I'll then consult with Him in due time 
 to see if He would like to even pursue your line of discussion. If He chooses 
 not to, then no reason to even post your comments in the first place. A very 
 efficient and effective use of His precious time. And please try to 
 remember...
 
I understand that you, Laughinggull, are now manning the ticket counter access 
to His Presence the Magisterial Royal Mahaswami Ravi Chivukula Guruji 
Mahatmaraja, beneath whom I am not fit to sweep even His Toe Nail Clippings. 
Pray tell upon what condition His Infiniteness might deign to drop a few crumbs 
of His Holy and Benign Darshan in my unworthy direction. Perhaps in a moment of 
His most offhand attention He would feel it barely tolerable to pass a kernel 
of His Most High Wisdom through you to us most thirsty and groveling, 
sycophantic worshipers of His Greatness.

Perhaps you could collect a few grains left over from one of His Chapatis, that 
we could build a shrine to house them and perpetuate their Divine and most 
Humble power.


 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Blessed are platitude puking Gurus !!! to several

2013-03-17 Thread nablusoss1008


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 Thank you Xeno for making me laugh my head off this morning.  Perfect way to 
 start the week.  No head (-:
 And so I forgive you with all my Pure Consciousness for not being my guru and 
 letting me be your devotee.
 Be careful though, Raviji is now calling you Uncle!  Next step is Ravi's 
 Favorite Spiritual Teacher.  Who knows what comes after that.
 
 Totally without the benefit of jyotish, I am joining the epidemic of 
 prediction making about the coming week:
 this is the Best Post of the Week.

Good try but no cigar :-) My vote goes to this short one posted by DrD:

Barry: ...something something stupid vindictive cunt something...

Curtis: wannabe negro, wannabe negro, wannabe negro - sixty thousand times
in one post, and posted out last week.

These are the two that have it dialed in on TM, Maharishi, spiritual  practices,
meditation, chicks, flicks, sex, music, the arts, epistemology, enlightenment,
foreign and domestic capitals of the world, cults, spiritual teachers,
attachment, mystical experiences, and Bruce Cockburn. Basically the authorities
on Pretty Much Everything.

Makes sense to me.