Thanks. now the Hotel Pratschli reference makes me wonder who you are. No sleep
until I know.
From: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com [mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com] On
Behalf Of merudanda
Sent: Friday, September 27, 2013 4:35 AM
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
Subject: [FairfieldLife] RE: Bar Jokes
---In fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com mailto:fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com ,
no_re...@yahoogroups.com mailto:no_re...@yahoogroups.com wrote:
Lovely naughty anthrax how you can do that to our beloved host Ricky -just
now when he is getting somehow so closer in breathing distance to his Divine
Mother bridging the gap to the bat , so to speak, with the help of bat-girl gap
breathing Connie Huebner (related to Peter the Great?!)
(http://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/FairfieldLife/conversations/topics/358898)
Shut down shift-happen-plugging-connection -to transcendence -batgap in
disgrace? Can't allow this to happen- have to make a `Rashta Cavach'
defense shield by chanting
,http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPy0bo9nPLU
In fond memories of your ear plugging-francy-to transcendence in the basement
at the Hotel Praetschli in Arosa, Switzerland in 1974and me petal dropping
higher above,- dear Rick , let me help me and you with some wild guess--so
hold your breath:
How about :
You have to be pretty rowdy and intoxicated to be asked to leave a bar. Or you
just have to be a bear.
1.Asking to leave mode:
In Juneau, Alaska on Monday night a black bear walked into the downtown Alaskan
Hotel Bar. The bartender's response? Ask it to leave of course.
http://www.ktoo.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/24barbear-pkg.mp3
The hotel's bartender Ariel Svetlik-McCarthy saw the bear, appropriately
responded with a minor freakout and yelled, No bear! Get out! No! You can't be
in here!
Unlike raucous frat boys, the bear politely responded by turning around and
leaving
(you can watch the video of it doing so) or see Judy's link
http://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/FairfieldLife/conversations/topics/358839
My link suggestion:
Bar hopping bear:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukZH4xuOJA8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y12MUNRAK78
2, The intoxicated mode:A widespread viral bear -drug- joke goes like this:
A bear walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender replies, Sorry,
we don't serve no beer to no bears in this bar. The bear asks again and is
again told, We don't serve no beer to no bears in this bar. The bear then
says, See that lady at the end of the bar. If you don't sell me a beer I'm
going to eat her. The bartender again replies, We don't serve no beer to
nobears in this bar. The bear eats the lady comes back to the other end of the
bar and says, Now will you sell me a beer? The bartender responds, We don't
serve no beer to no bears in this bar, especially no bears on drugs.
Indignantly, the bear says, What do you mean on drugs? The bartender
answers, Well, that was a Bar Bitch You Ate!
In bat-gap-combination of 1 and 2 and the news on YouTube it could makes the
bear-beer-bear-drugged-leave joke, i guess.
Hope i saved your Batgap -plugging - connection-again-performance for
awhile
and it makes you laugh...
BTW getting headache from reading?---take C. H. 's advise
--NOW You may take a breath again---ddeep
---In fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com mailto:fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com ,
anartaxius@... mailto:anartaxius@... wrote:
This is your koan Rick. If you don't get it, you will have to shut down batgap
in disgrace.
---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com ,
fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com mailto:fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com Rick
Archer wrote:
I still don’t get it. Please explain.
From: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
[mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com] On Behalf Of jr_esq@...
Sent: Thursday, September 26, 2013 2:28 PM
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
Subject: [FairfieldLife] RE: Bar Jokes
That's a good one. It took me a while to get it.
---In fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com mailto:fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com ,
punditster@... mailto:punditster@... wrote:
A bear walks into a bar.
The bartender yells Get out - no bears!
So, the bear leaves.
