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2014-02-27 Thread Pundit Sir
I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again. - Oscar Wilde On Sun, Feb 23, 2014 at 8:49 AM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote: Don't let yesterday use up too much of today. - Will Rogers On Sat, Feb 22, 2014

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2014-02-23 Thread Pundit Sir
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today. - Will Rogers On Sat, Feb 22, 2014 at 10:25 AM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote: There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, Yes, you know he is a crook.- Groucho Marx On Sat, Feb 22, 2014 at 7:57 AM, Pundit Sir

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2014-02-23 Thread doctordumbass
Excellent! I suppose the same could be said about tomorrow. ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, punditster@... wrote: Don't let yesterday use up too much of today. - Will Rogers On Sat, Feb 22, 2014 at 10:25 AM, Pundit Sir punditster@... mailto:punditster@... wrote: There's one way

Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Country Chuckles

2014-02-22 Thread Pundit Sir
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out. - Will Rogers On Fri, Feb 21, 2014 at 9:33 PM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote: A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

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2014-02-22 Thread Pundit Sir
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, Yes, you know he is a crook.- Groucho Marx On Sat, Feb 22, 2014 at 7:57 AM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote: An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out. - Will Rogers On Fri, Feb 21,

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2014-02-21 Thread Richard J. Williams
On 2/21/2014 10:37 AM, emilymae...@yahoo.com wrote: Victor K. Kiam was an American entrepreneur Apparently Victor Kiam liked the Remington electric shaver so much, he bought the company. Go figure.

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2014-02-21 Thread Share Long
Thanks, Emily and Richard. I just had a nice long chat with my Mom so I haven't been a total slug this morning! On Friday, February 21, 2014 10:51 AM, Richard J. Williams pundits...@gmail.com wrote:   On 2/21/2014 10:37 AM, emilymae...@yahoo.com wrote: Victor K. Kiam was an American

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2014-02-21 Thread emilymaenot
No one said you had been. I have, so I must go redeem myself now. ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, sharelong60@... wrote: Thanks, Emily and Richard. I just had a nice long chat with my Mom so I haven't been a total slug this morning! On Friday, February 21, 2014 10:51 AM,

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2014-02-21 Thread Pundit Sir
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain On Fri, Feb 21, 2014 at 11:49 AM, emilymae...@yahoo.com wrote: No one said you had been. I have, so I must go redeem myself now. ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, sharelong60@... wrote: Thanks,

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2014-02-21 Thread Pundit Sir
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain On Fri, Feb 21, 2014 at 5:09 PM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote: Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

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2014-02-19 Thread Pundit Sir
Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation. - Oscar Wilde On Tue, Feb 18, 2014 at 9:34 PM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote: He who laughs last didn't get it. - Helen Giangregorio On Tue, Feb 18, 2014 at

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2014-02-18 Thread Pundit Sir
Don't find fault. Find a remedy. - Henry Ford On Mon, Feb 17, 2014 at 8:19 AM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote: The best place to find a helping hand is at the end of your own arm. - Swedish proverb On Sun, Feb 16, 2014 at 9:05 AM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote: The wise

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2014-02-18 Thread Pundit Sir
He who laughs last didn't get it. - Helen Giangregorio On Tue, Feb 18, 2014 at 10:52 AM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote: Don't find fault. Find a remedy. - Henry Ford On Mon, Feb 17, 2014 at 8:19 AM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote: The best place to find a helping hand is at

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2014-02-17 Thread Pundit Sir
The best place to find a helping hand is at the end of your own arm. - Swedish proverb On Sun, Feb 16, 2014 at 9:05 AM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote: The wise man has long ears and a short tongue. - Anonymous On Sat, Feb 15, 2014 at 12:09 PM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:

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2014-02-16 Thread Pundit Sir
The wise man has long ears and a short tongue. - Anonymous On Sat, Feb 15, 2014 at 12:09 PM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote: Don't mess with old men, they didn't get old by being stupid. - Will Rogers On Fri, Feb 14, 2014 at 11:15 AM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote: Anyone

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2014-02-15 Thread Pundit Sir
Don't mess with old men, they didn't get old by being stupid. - Will Rogers On Fri, Feb 14, 2014 at 11:15 AM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote: Anyone can fail many times, but you aren't a failure until you begin to blame somebody else. - John Burroughs On Fri, Feb 14, 2014 at 8:26

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2014-02-14 Thread Pundit Sir
Doing nothing is hard to do - you never know when you're finished. - Leslie Nielsen On Thu, Feb 13, 2014 at 8:35 AM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote: We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse. - Will Rogers On Wed, Feb 12, 2014 at 9:40 PM, Pundit Sir

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2014-02-14 Thread Pundit Sir
Anyone can fail many times, but you aren't a failure until you begin to blame somebody else. - John Burroughs On Fri, Feb 14, 2014 at 8:26 AM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote: Doing nothing is hard to do - you never know when you're finished. - Leslie Nielsen On Thu, Feb 13, 2014 at

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2014-02-13 Thread Pundit Sir
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse. - Will Rogers On Wed, Feb 12, 2014 at 9:40 PM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote: Never miss a good chance to shut up. - Will Rogers On Wed, Feb 12, 2014 at 10:27 AM, awoelfleba...@yahoo.com wrote: ---In

Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Country Chuckles

2014-02-12 Thread Pundit Sir
Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Will Rogers On Tue, Feb 11, 2014 at 10:17 AM, Share Long sharelon...@yahoo.com wrote: Richard, I love this guy! I bet he was enlightened (-: PS Maharishi said that at the deepest level of every atom, even every atom of our

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2014-02-12 Thread Share Long
That's it, Richard! I'm in love with Will Rogers. Is he still alive? (-: On Wednesday, February 12, 2014 9:46 AM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:   Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Will Rogers On Tue, Feb 11, 2014 at 10:17 AM, Share Long

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2014-02-12 Thread awoelflebater
---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, sharelong60@... wrote: That's it, Richard! I'm in love with Will Rogers. Is he still alive? (-: Only in your heart Share. On Wednesday, February 12, 2014 9:46 AM, Pundit Sir punditster@... wrote: Timing has an awful lot to do with the

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2014-02-12 Thread awoelflebater
---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, sharelong60@... wrote: That's it, Richard! I'm in love with Will Rogers. Is he still alive? (-: Long dead, Share: On August 15, 1935, Rogers was on a flight to Asia with the famous pilot Wiley Post when the craft developed engine troubles and

Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Country Chuckles

2014-02-12 Thread Richard J. Williams
On 2/12/2014 9:48 AM, Share Long wrote: I'm in love with Will Rogers. These sayings are only attributed to Will Rogers- somebody sent them to me in an email. But, they are very astute!

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2014-02-12 Thread Pundit Sir
Never miss a good chance to shut up. - Will Rogers On Wed, Feb 12, 2014 at 10:27 AM, awoelfleba...@yahoo.com wrote: ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, sharelong60@... wrote: That's it, Richard! I'm in love with Will Rogers. Is he still alive? (-: Long dead, Share: On August 15,

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2014-02-11 Thread Pundit Sir
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. - Will Rogers On Mon, Feb 10, 2014 at 9:43 PM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote: Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving. - Will Rogers On Mon, Feb 10, 2014 at 10:54 AM,

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2014-02-11 Thread Share Long
Richard, I love this guy! I bet he was enlightened (-: PS Maharishi said that at the deepest level of every atom, even every atom of our body, Purusha IS Prakriti. Go figure! On Tuesday, February 11, 2014 8:14 AM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:   Experience is something you don't

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2014-02-10 Thread Pundit Sir
A closed mouth gathers no foot. - Will Rogers On Sun, Feb 9, 2014 at 8:02 AM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote: The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers On Sat, Feb 8, 2014 at 9:47 AM, Share Long sharelon...@yahoo.com

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2014-02-10 Thread Share Long
Keep 'em coming Richard and thank you... On Monday, February 10, 2014 10:47 AM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:   A closed mouth gathers no foot. - Will Rogers On Sun, Feb 9, 2014 at 8:02 AM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote: The quickest way to double your money is to fold

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2014-02-10 Thread authfriend
So what was the good catch you said I made, Share? I don't believe you've responded to that question. Keep 'em coming Richard and thank you...

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2014-02-10 Thread Pundit Sir
Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving. - Will Rogers On Mon, Feb 10, 2014 at 10:54 AM, authfri...@yahoo.com wrote: So what was the good catch you said I made, Share? I don't believe you've responded to that question. Keep 'em coming Richard and thank

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2014-02-09 Thread Pundit Sir
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers On Sat, Feb 8, 2014 at 9:47 AM, Share Long sharelon...@yahoo.com wrote: Richard, and some days you are the imploding space between the two! On Saturday, February 8, 2014 7:46 AM,

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2014-02-08 Thread Pundit Sir
Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.- Will Rogers On Fri, Feb 7, 2014 at 7:33 AM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote: Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.- Will Rogers On Thu, Feb 6, 2014 at 7:42 AM, Pundit Sir

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2014-02-08 Thread Share Long
Richard, and some days you are the imploding space between the two! On Saturday, February 8, 2014 7:46 AM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:   Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.- Will Rogers On Fri, Feb 7, 2014 at 7:33 AM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com

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2014-02-07 Thread Pundit Sir
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.- Will Rogers On Thu, Feb 6, 2014 at 7:42 AM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote: If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people. - Will Rogers On Wed, Feb 5, 2014 at 9:47 AM, Share Long

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2014-02-06 Thread Pundit Sir
If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people. - Will Rogers On Wed, Feb 5, 2014 at 9:47 AM, Share Long sharelon...@yahoo.com wrote: Hey Richard, I just found out that Will Rogers was Native American or what the Canadians call First Nations. What a wonderful thinker he was. Thanks so

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2014-02-05 Thread Pundit Sir
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. - Will Rogers On Tue, Feb 4, 2014 at 3:26 PM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote: Don't squat with your spurs on.- Will Rogers On Tue, Feb 4, 2014 at 8:34 AM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote: If you lend someone $20, and

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2014-02-05 Thread Share Long
Hey Richard, I just found out that Will Rogers was Native American or what the Canadians call First Nations. What a wonderful thinker he was. Thanks so much for posting these. On Wednesday, February 5, 2014 8:51 AM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:   If you tell the truth, you

Re: [FairfieldLife] RE: Country Chuckles

2014-02-04 Thread Pundit Sir
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. - Will Rogers On Mon, Feb 3, 2014 at 8:59 AM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote: Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - Will

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2014-02-04 Thread Pundit Sir
Don't squat with your spurs on.- Will Rogers On Tue, Feb 4, 2014 at 8:34 AM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote: If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. - Will Rogers On Mon, Feb 3, 2014 at 8:59 AM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:

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2014-02-03 Thread Share Long
LOL, Richard, thanks, hope you have a good week... On Sunday, February 2, 2014 10:10 PM, Pundit Sir pundits...@gmail.com wrote:   If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. - Will Rogers On Sun, Feb 2, 2014 at 12:53 PM, Richard Williams pundits...@gmail.com wrote: Before

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2014-02-03 Thread Pundit Sir
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - Will Rogers On Mon, Feb 3, 2014 at 6:24 AM, Share Long sharelon...@yahoo.com wrote: LOL, Richard, thanks, hope you have a good week... On Sunday, February 2, 2014 10:10

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2014-02-02 Thread Richard Williams
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. - Will Rogers On Sat, Feb 1, 2014 at 7:26 PM, Richard Williams pundits...@gmail.comwrote: If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing

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2014-02-02 Thread Pundit Sir
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. - Will Rogers On Sun, Feb 2, 2014 at 12:53 PM, Richard Williams pundits...@gmail.comwrote: Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their

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2014-02-01 Thread Share Long
Another great Will Rogers quote, Richard, thanks On Friday, January 31, 2014 7:51 PM, Richard Williams pundits...@gmail.com wrote:   It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.- Will Rogers On Fri, Jan 31, 2014 at 9:23 AM, Share Long

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2014-02-01 Thread Richard Williams
It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.- Will Rogers On Sat, Feb 1, 2014 at 6:49 AM, Share Long sharelon...@yahoo.com wrote: Another great Will Rogers quote, Richard, thanks On Friday, January 31, 2014 7:51 PM, Richard Williams

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2014-02-01 Thread Richard Williams
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. - Will Rogers On Sat, Feb 1, 2014 at 7:39 AM, Richard Williams pundits...@gmail.comwrote: It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.- Will Rogers On Sat, Feb 1, 2014

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2014-01-31 Thread Richard Williams
Never test the depth of the water with both feet. - Will Rogers On Wed, Jan 29, 2014 at 8:39 AM, Richard Williams pundits...@gmail.comwrote: Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.- Will Rogers On Tue, Jan 28, 2014 at 7:28 PM, Richard Williams

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2014-01-31 Thread Share Long
Wonderful, LOL, thanks Richard. Thanks to Will too (-: On Friday, January 31, 2014 9:22 AM, Richard Williams pundits...@gmail.com wrote:   Never test the depth of the water with both feet. - Will Rogers On Wed, Jan 29, 2014 at 8:39 AM, Richard Williams pundits...@gmail.com wrote:

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2014-01-31 Thread Richard Williams
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.- Will Rogers On Fri, Jan 31, 2014 at 9:23 AM, Share Long sharelon...@yahoo.com wrote: Wonderful, LOL, thanks Richard. Thanks to Will too (-: On Friday, January 31, 2014 9:22 AM, Richard Williams

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2014-01-29 Thread Richard Williams
Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.- Will Rogers On Tue, Jan 28, 2014 at 7:28 PM, Richard Williams pundits...@gmail.comwrote: It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. - Will Rogers

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2014-01-28 Thread Richard Williams
It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. - Will Rogers On Mon, Jan 27, 2014 at 5:37 PM, Richard Williams pundits...@gmail.comwrote: In case you are worried about what is going to become of the younger generation, it is

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2014-01-27 Thread Richard Williams
In case you are worried about what is going to become of the younger generation, it is going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation. On Tue, Jan 14, 2014 at 8:13 AM, Richard Williams pundits...@gmail.comwrote: Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.- Will

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2014-01-14 Thread Richard Williams
Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.- Will Rogers On Wed, Jan 8, 2014 at 9:27 AM, Richard J. Williams pundits...@gmail.comwrote: On 1/7/2014 6:01 PM, Richard Williams wrote: The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. - Will Rogers

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2014-01-08 Thread Richard J. Williams
On 1/7/2014 6:01 PM, Richard Williams wrote: The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. - Will Rogers To subscribe, send a message to: fairfieldlife-subscr...@yahoogroups.com Or go to:

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2014-01-07 Thread Richard Williams
No one is listening until your mouth gets ahead of your brain.' - Will Rogers On Fri, Jan 3, 2014 at 9:32 AM, Richard Williams pundits...@gmail.comwrote: Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the

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2014-01-03 Thread Richard Williams
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone. - Will Rogers On Sun, Dec 1, 2013 at 6:35 PM, Richard Williams pundits...@gmail.comwrote: Hayseed: This here bird dog is worth $1000. Farmer:

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2013-12-01 Thread Richard Williams
Hayseed: This here bird dog is worth $1000. Farmer: How do you know that? Hayseed: Because I just traded two $500 cats for him! On Fri, Nov 22, 2013 at 8:01 PM, Richard Williams pundits...@gmail.comwrote: What do you mean nepotism? He's my brother. On Wed, Nov 20, 2013 at 3:13 PM,

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2013-11-22 Thread Richard Williams
What do you mean nepotism? He's my brother. On Wed, Nov 20, 2013 at 3:13 PM, Richard Williams pundits...@gmail.comwrote: A man rushed into a busy doctor's office and shouted, Doctor! I think I'm shrinking! The doctor calmly responded, Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a little

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2013-11-20 Thread Richard Williams
A man rushed into a busy doctor's office and shouted, Doctor! I think I'm shrinking! The doctor calmly responded, Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient. On Sun, Oct 27, 2013 at 7:07 PM, Richard J. Williams pundits...@gmail.comwrote: Barack! This is NOT a conference

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2013-10-27 Thread dhamiltony2k5
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote: Before you criticize others, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be 5,280 feet away from them and they'll be

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2013-10-27 Thread Richard J. Williams
The only useful purpose for a child's middle name is so they know when Mom is really angry with them. On 10/27/2013 8:09 AM, dhamiltony...@yahoo.com wrote: * You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com,

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2013-10-27 Thread steve.sundur
Funny, funny, funny! ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote: The only useful purpose for a child's middle name is so they know when Mom is really angry with them. On 10/27/2013 8:09 AM, dhamiltony2k5@... mailto:dhamiltony2k5@... wrote: You do

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2013-10-27 Thread Richard J. Williams
Shotgun wedding: a matter of wife and death. On 10/27/2013 9:03 AM, steve.sun...@yahoo.com wrote: Funny, funny, funny! ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote: The only useful purpose for a child's middle name is so they know when Mom is really angry

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2013-10-27 Thread Richard J. Williams
Barack! This is NOT a conference call. On 10/27/2013 6:28 PM, dhamiltony...@yahoo.com wrote: * War does not determine who is right, only who is left. ---In fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com, punditster@... wrote: Shotgun wedding: a matter of wife and death. On 10/27/2013 9:03 AM,

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2013-10-26 Thread Richard J. Williams
Before you criticize others, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be 5,280 feet away from them and they'll be barefooted. On 10/25/2013 5:58 PM, dhamiltony...@yahoo.com wrote: * To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.