Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-28 Thread Share Long
Ok, I admit it!  I admit it!  I laughed at this, at all those p words.  Keep up 
the good work ranting, raving, roaring, rambunctious, raucus, riddled and 
rapaciously ravenous Ravi!

PS  I only added rapaciously because Ravi once expressed disappointment that 
I've never accused him of psychological rape and what the heck, rapaciously 
kind of sounds like the R word.

PS2  Another sign IMHO of Fundamentalist TBs is that they are mostly unable to 
laugh at themselves.  And if they're not having fun, they don't want anyone 
else to have fun either!  




 From: Ravi Chivukula chivukula.r...@gmail.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Friday, April 26, 2013 7:10 PM
Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 


  
Yes, you got it right Steve baby this is how I sometimes choose to respond to 
attention sluts (thanks Barry baby) who have nothing intelligent, honest, 
creative to say.

Have something intelligent to say - I'm all ears baby.

Did you read the post by Emily - beautiful isn't it?

No Share Long-ish pathetic, phony, passive-aggressive, pitta-deranged, 
paranoid, platitude puking there.


On Apr 26, 2013, at 4:37 PM, seventhray27 steve.sun...@yahoo.com wrote:


  
Ravi, doggonnit, you are not as dumb as I thought.  Since you always, pretty 
much post the same thing, it makes sense to cut and paste as you have been 
doing.

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:

 Please don't humiliate yourself with your frivolous, careless, reactive
 posts - day in and day out. How shameless, clueless, brainless can you be -
 is there a bottom that you can hit or is this a bottomless pit you are in?
 
 Take another shot at it, take your time, there's no hurry, I will give my
 complete attention to it, I promise.
 
 Come up with something that has a morsel of dignity and intelligence -
 anything - some creative insult, insight, irony. Please I beg you - give me
 something Steve baby.
 
 
 
 On Thu, Apr 25, 2013 at 8:58 PM, seventhray27 steve.sundur@...wrote:
 
  **
 
 
  Ravi, you're in a league of your own with the reactive, frivolous, stupid
  posts. But I liked the lawyer bit. I wish you'd stay on that theme a
  little more.
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
  
   Please don't humiliate yourself with your frivolous, careless, reactive
   posts - day in and day out. How shameless, clueless, brainless can you
  be -
   is there a bottom that you can hit or is this a bottomless pit you are
  in?
  
   Take another shot at it, take your time, there's no hurry, I will give my
   complete attention to it, I promise.
  
   Come up with something that has a morsel of dignity and intelligence -
   anything - some creative insult, insight, irony. Please I beg you - give
  me
   something Steve baby.
  
  
  
   On Thu, Apr 25, 2013 at 8:25 PM, seventhray27 steve.sundur@...:
  
**
 
   
   
You are vomiting Ravi. You might want to try the toilet. They should
  have
a nice one where you work. Or at least tomorrow, if it should come up
again.
   
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:

 Sorry dear Share we all got distracted by your stalking err searching
for Sal.

 Considering your disability I have made this real easy for you.
  Please
feel free to take the help of the idiots Feste and Steve.

 Your post referring to my grandmother below has the characteristics
  of
which of the following

 a) Phony
 b) Passive-aggressive
 c) Platitude puking
 d) Pitta-putrefied
 e) Paranoid
 d) My heart says (a) but it's probably (b)
 g) My intuition says (b) but it's probably (d)
 h) My gut says (e) but it's probably (a)
 i) Feste may say sweet but it's (a)
 j) Steve may say Kali but it's (b)
 h) Any of the above
 k) All of the above

 Remember there's no right or wrong answer and there's good and bad in
you and imagine this process to be a kind of a spring cleaning for your
chakras which even the likes of John Newton may approve.

 Love,
 Ravi

 On Apr 25, 2013, at 4:54 AM, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:

  dear Ravi, even before I read this tale of grandsons illustrious
  and
otherwise, I was remembering that sweet sweet photo of you with your
Grandmother. See how in tune we are?! Anyway, IMHO what's in that
  photo is
what's really important in life.
  love,
  Share
 
  From: Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@
   
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
  Sent: Thursday, April 25, 2013 2:59 AM
  Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 
 
  Dear Share,
 
  A sincere apology entails honesty, accountability and integrity and
you show none of these qualities - all we see is this bait and switch
  of an

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-28 Thread Ravi Chivukula
Oh what took so you so long dear Share - how pathetic, phony your laugh is
- this is the only way you can handle the dissonance of your behavior and
your perceived image of yours.

Once again - considering your disabilities, making it super-easy for you.

This response of yours displays which of the characteristics of the 5P's of
the pristine, pure, Purtian philosophy of The Share Long Paradigm (SLP)?

1) Phony
2) Passive-aggressive
3) Paranoid
4) Pitta-derangement
5) Platitude-puke

Love,
Ravi



On Sun, Apr 28, 2013 at 10:40 AM, Share Long sharelon...@yahoo.com wrote:

 **


 Ok, I admit it!  I admit it!  I laughed at this, at all those p words.
 Keep up the good work ranting, raving, roaring, rambunctious, raucus,
 riddled and rapaciously ravenous Ravi!

 PS  I only added rapaciously because Ravi once expressed disappointment
 that I've never accused him of psychological rape and what the heck,
 rapaciously kind of sounds like the R word.

 PS2  Another sign IMHO of Fundamentalist TBs is that they are mostly
 unable to laugh at themselves.  And if they're not having fun, they don't
 want anyone else to have fun either!

   --
  *From:* Ravi Chivukula chivukula.r...@gmail.com
 *To:* FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 *Sent:* Friday, April 26, 2013 7:10 PM

 *Subject:* Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL


 Yes, you got it right Steve baby this is how I sometimes choose to respond
 to attention sluts (thanks Barry baby) who have nothing intelligent,
 honest, creative to say.

 Have something intelligent to say - I'm all ears baby.

 Did you read the post by Emily - beautiful isn't it?

 No Share Long-ish pathetic, phony, passive-aggressive, pitta-deranged,
 paranoid, platitude puking there.


 On Apr 26, 2013, at 4:37 PM, seventhray27 steve.sun...@yahoo.com
 wrote:


 Ravi, doggonnit, you are not as dumb as I thought.  Since you always,
 pretty much post the same thing, it makes sense to cut and paste as you
 have been doing.

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
 
  Please don't humiliate yourself with your frivolous, careless, reactive
  posts - day in and day out. How shameless, clueless, brainless can you
 be -
  is there a bottom that you can hit or is this a bottomless pit you are
 in?
 
  Take another shot at it, take your time, there's no hurry, I will give my
  complete attention to it, I promise.
 
  Come up with something that has a morsel of dignity and intelligence -
  anything - some creative insult, insight, irony. Please I beg you - give
 me
  something Steve baby.
 
 
 
  On Thu, Apr 25, 2013 at 8:58 PM, seventhray27 steve.sundur@...wrote:
 
   **
  
  
   Ravi, you're in a league of your own with the reactive, frivolous,
 stupid
   posts. But I liked the lawyer bit. I wish you'd stay on that theme a
   little more.
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
   
Please don't humiliate yourself with your frivolous, careless,
 reactive
posts - day in and day out. How shameless, clueless, brainless can
 you
   be -
is there a bottom that you can hit or is this a bottomless pit you
 are
   in?
   
Take another shot at it, take your time, there's no hurry, I will
 give my
complete attention to it, I promise.
   
Come up with something that has a morsel of dignity and intelligence
 -
anything - some creative insult, insight, irony. Please I beg you -
 give
   me
something Steve baby.
   
   
   
On Thu, Apr 25, 2013 at 8:25 PM, seventhray27 steve.sundur@...:
   
 **
  


 You are vomiting Ravi. You might want to try the toilet. They
 should
   have
 a nice one where you work. Or at least tomorrow, if it should come
 up
 again.


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
 
  Sorry dear Share we all got distracted by your stalking err
 searching
 for Sal.
 
  Considering your disability I have made this real easy for you.
   Please
 feel free to take the help of the idiots Feste and Steve.
 
  Your post referring to my grandmother below has the
 characteristics
   of
 which of the following
 
  a) Phony
  b) Passive-aggressive
  c) Platitude puking
  d) Pitta-putrefied
  e) Paranoid
  d) My heart says (a) but it's probably (b)
  g) My intuition says (b) but it's probably (d)
  h) My gut says (e) but it's probably (a)
  i) Feste may say sweet but it's (a)
  j) Steve may say Kali but it's (b)
  h) Any of the above
  k) All of the above
 
  Remember there's no right or wrong answer and there's good and
 bad in
 you and imagine this process to be a kind of a spring cleaning for
 your
 chakras which even the likes of John Newton may approve.
 
  Love,
  Ravi
 
  On Apr 25, 2013, at 4:54 AM, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
 
   dear Ravi, even before I read 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-26 Thread Share Long
Gaia bits pressed to skin, add
in tears, laughter, wide eyed wonder.
Tulips may sprout between your toes (-:





 From: azgrey no_re...@yahoogroups.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Friday, April 26, 2013 4:24 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 


  
dirty fingernails
of future perch owls converse 
moist seedlings nourished in desert soil
arbor day complete

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 In Nebraska there is a holiday for planting trees
 for owls to perch in, watching the begonias grow, then
 drop their petals onto the green and silent grass
 
 
 
 
 
  From: azgrey no_re...@yahoogroups.com
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Wednesday, April 24, 2013 3:21 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 
 
 
   
 the hurler of curses and insults
 spinning truth as though it is a dreidel
 fails again and again
 
 succeeds only in revealing 
 inner darkness
 poisoned words from disturbed mind
 
 earth day echoes in native nebraskan's consciousness
 arbor day planting day after next
 desert willow- chilopsis linearis
 while mindful of grateful dead scarlet begonias earworm
 and i knew without asking she was into the blues 
 
 soft smile dreams of lush lawns as owls converse
 too pat to open and too cool to bluff
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
 
  Earth Day is ending, the lawn
  of my lady-parts is still not green.
  Has J's curse gone astray, dear grey?
  
  
  
  
  
   From: azgrey no_re...@yahoogroups.com
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
  Sent: Monday, April 22, 2013 6:14 PM
  Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: what a Sunday on FFL
  
  
  
    
  Dear Share, 
  
  Google has a full translation function. I'm not sure that
  the Jerseyese section contains all of the dialects as what
  I came up with is she either wants to preform sanyama
  on your lawn or is expressing an unnatural interest in the 
  operation of your lady-parts. 
  
  Alex might be able to help as he seen to be a native speaker. 
  He might have to first get a refill on his ointment. 
  
  Hugs, 
  
  azgrey 
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@ wrote:
  
   Share, are you familiar with the expression Blow it
   out your ass?
   
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
   
Judy, your biases are noted.  As is your continuing self
delusion about the presence of those biases and your ongoing 
inability to see more complete truth much less express it.
   (snip)
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
(snip)
 from Judy, best expression of her *hypochondria:  I'm allergic
 to dishonesty.
(snip)
 *hypochondria n. The persistent conviction that one is or is
 likely to become ill, often involving symptoms when illness
 is neither present nor likely,

Says the person who has to her discredit an *astounding*
number of examples of the most flagrant dishonesty--most
recently her combined smear of raunchy and Robin today--
including rewriting history as documented by *her own 
posts*, and who has been unable either to explain away
the dishonesty or acknowledge it.

(And by the way, the symptoms of allergy *are* the illness.)
   
  
 



 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-26 Thread Ravi Chivukula
Yes, you got it right Steve baby this is how I sometimes choose to respond to 
attention sluts (thanks Barry baby) who have nothing intelligent, honest, 
creative to say.

Have something intelligent to say - I'm all ears baby.

Did you read the post by Emily - beautiful isn't it?

No Share Long-ish pathetic, phony, passive-aggressive, pitta-deranged, 
paranoid, platitude puking there.


On Apr 26, 2013, at 4:37 PM, seventhray27 steve.sun...@yahoo.com wrote:

 Ravi, doggonnit, you are not as dumb as I thought.  Since you always, pretty 
 much post the same thing, it makes sense to cut and paste as you have been 
 doing.
 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
 
  Please don't humiliate yourself with your frivolous, careless, reactive
  posts - day in and day out. How shameless, clueless, brainless can you be -
  is there a bottom that you can hit or is this a bottomless pit you are in?
  
  Take another shot at it, take your time, there's no hurry, I will give my
  complete attention to it, I promise.
  
  Come up with something that has a morsel of dignity and intelligence -
  anything - some creative insult, insight, irony. Please I beg you - give me
  something Steve baby.
  
  
  
  On Thu, Apr 25, 2013 at 8:58 PM, seventhray27 steve.sundur@...wrote:
  
   **
  
  
   Ravi, you're in a league of your own with the reactive, frivolous, stupid
   posts. But I liked the lawyer bit. I wish you'd stay on that theme a
   little more.
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
   
Please don't humiliate yourself with your frivolous, careless, reactive
posts - day in and day out. How shameless, clueless, brainless can you
   be -
is there a bottom that you can hit or is this a bottomless pit you are
   in?
   
Take another shot at it, take your time, there's no hurry, I will give 
my
complete attention to it, I promise.
   
Come up with something that has a morsel of dignity and intelligence -
anything - some creative insult, insight, irony. Please I beg you - give
   me
something Steve baby.
   
   
   
On Thu, Apr 25, 2013 at 8:25 PM, seventhray27 steve.sundur@...:
   
 **
  


 You are vomiting Ravi. You might want to try the toilet. They should
   have
 a nice one where you work. Or at least tomorrow, if it should come up
 again.


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
 
  Sorry dear Share we all got distracted by your stalking err 
  searching
 for Sal.
 
  Considering your disability I have made this real easy for you.
   Please
 feel free to take the help of the idiots Feste and Steve.
 
  Your post referring to my grandmother below has the characteristics
   of
 which of the following
 
  a) Phony
  b) Passive-aggressive
  c) Platitude puking
  d) Pitta-putrefied
  e) Paranoid
  d) My heart says (a) but it's probably (b)
  g) My intuition says (b) but it's probably (d)
  h) My gut says (e) but it's probably (a)
  i) Feste may say sweet but it's (a)
  j) Steve may say Kali but it's (b)
  h) Any of the above
  k) All of the above
 
  Remember there's no right or wrong answer and there's good and bad 
  in
 you and imagine this process to be a kind of a spring cleaning for 
 your
 chakras which even the likes of John Newton may approve.
 
  Love,
  Ravi
 
  On Apr 25, 2013, at 4:54 AM, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
 
   dear Ravi, even before I read this tale of grandsons illustrious
   and
 otherwise, I was remembering that sweet sweet photo of you with your
 Grandmother. See how in tune we are?! Anyway, IMHO what's in that
   photo is
 what's really important in life.
   love,
   Share
  
   From: Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@

   To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
   Sent: Thursday, April 25, 2013 2:59 AM
   Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on 
   FFL
  
  
   Dear Share,
  
   A sincere apology entails honesty, accountability and integrity 
   and
 you show none of these qualities - all we see is this bait and switch
   of an
 impending apology while you continue along your phony,
   passive-aggressive,
 platitude-filled posts.
  
   You continue this week after week, this bait and switch strategy
   and I
 can clearly see this.
  
   Year 2043 - you are in ICU, you can't talk but due to the advances
 made after the hugely popular book of Dr. Curtis M - NDE's - the
 perspective of the Epistemological Purity of Neuroscience - my
   grandson
 who is your attending neurosurgeon, and the only Neurosurgeon to be
 enlightened, analyzes your brain scans which Steve's grandson converts
   as
 posts to FFL.
  
   You are already wildly 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-26 Thread Ravi Chivukula
LOL..thank you - you made this real easy for me.

Your posts are always rated R for retarded and shameless (attention)
sluttiness.

Idiot.



On Fri, Apr 26, 2013 at 7:55 PM, seventhray27 steve.sun...@yahoo.comwrote:

 **


 Emily's post gets an E for effort, but as compared to Xeno's post, I'm
 afraid it fell well short.  I mean it kept going and going, but never
 really reached the goal in my opinion.  On the other hand, your posts
 always get a B .for boring that is.  It is no wonder that you are a
 frustrated householder.  Who could really stand to be around you for any
 period of time?


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
 
  Yes, you got it right Steve baby this is how I sometimes choose to
 respond to attention sluts (thanks Barry baby) who have nothing
 intelligent, honest, creative to say.
 
  Have something intelligent to say - I'm all ears baby.
 
  Did you read the post by Emily - beautiful isn't it?
 
  No Share Long-ish pathetic, phony, passive-aggressive, pitta-deranged,
 paranoid, platitude puking there.
 
 
  On Apr 26, 2013, at 4:37 PM, seventhray27 steve.sundur@... wrote:
 
   Ravi, doggonnit, you are not as dumb as I thought. Since you always,
 pretty much post the same thing, it makes sense to cut and paste as you
 have been doing.
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
   
Please don't humiliate yourself with your frivolous, careless,
 reactive
posts - day in and day out. How shameless, clueless, brainless can
 you be -
is there a bottom that you can hit or is this a bottomless pit you
 are in?
   
Take another shot at it, take your time, there's no hurry, I will
 give my
complete attention to it, I promise.
   
Come up with something that has a morsel of dignity and intelligence
 -
anything - some creative insult, insight, irony. Please I beg you -
 give me
something Steve baby.
   
   
   
On Thu, Apr 25, 2013 at 8:58 PM, seventhray27 steve.sundur@...:

   
 **


 Ravi, you're in a league of your own with the reactive, frivolous,
 stupid
 posts. But I liked the lawyer bit. I wish you'd stay on that theme
 a
 little more.


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
 
  Please don't humiliate yourself with your frivolous, careless,
 reactive
  posts - day in and day out. How shameless, clueless, brainless
 can you
 be -
  is there a bottom that you can hit or is this a bottomless pit
 you are
 in?
 
  Take another shot at it, take your time, there's no hurry, I
 will give my
  complete attention to it, I promise.
 
  Come up with something that has a morsel of dignity and
 intelligence -
  anything - some creative insult, insight, irony. Please I beg
 you - give
 me
  something Steve baby.
 
 
 
  On Thu, Apr 25, 2013 at 8:25 PM, seventhray27 steve.sundur@:

 
   **

  
  
   You are vomiting Ravi. You might want to try the toilet. They
 should
 have
   a nice one where you work. Or at least tomorrow, if it should
 come up
   again.
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
   
Sorry dear Share we all got distracted by your stalking err
 searching
   for Sal.
   
Considering your disability I have made this real easy for
 you.
 Please
   feel free to take the help of the idiots Feste and Steve.
   
Your post referring to my grandmother below has the
 characteristics
 of
   which of the following
   
a) Phony
b) Passive-aggressive
c) Platitude puking
d) Pitta-putrefied
e) Paranoid
d) My heart says (a) but it's probably (b)
g) My intuition says (b) but it's probably (d)
h) My gut says (e) but it's probably (a)
i) Feste may say sweet but it's (a)
j) Steve may say Kali but it's (b)
h) Any of the above
k) All of the above
   
Remember there's no right or wrong answer and there's good
 and bad in
   you and imagine this process to be a kind of a spring cleaning
 for your
   chakras which even the likes of John Newton may approve.
   
Love,
Ravi
   
On Apr 25, 2013, at 4:54 AM, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
   
 dear Ravi, even before I read this tale of grandsons
 illustrious
 and
   otherwise, I was remembering that sweet sweet photo of you
 with your
   Grandmother. See how in tune we are?! Anyway, IMHO what's in
 that
 photo is
   what's really important in life.
 love,
 Share

 From: Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@
  
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 Sent: Thursday, April 25, 2013 2:59 AM
 Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a
 Sunday on FFL


Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-25 Thread Ravi Chivukula
Dear Share,

A sincere apology entails honesty, accountability and integrity and you
show none of these qualities - all we see is this bait and switch of an
impending apology while you continue along your phony, passive-aggressive,
platitude-filled posts.

You continue this week after week, this bait and switch strategy and I can
clearly see this.

Year 2043 - you are in ICU, you can't talk but due to the advances made
after the hugely popular book of Dr. Curtis M - NDE's - the perspective of
the Epistemological Purity of Neuroscience - my grandson who is your
attending neurosurgeon, and the only Neurosurgeon to be enlightened,
analyzes your brain scans which Steve's grandson converts as posts to FFL.

You are already wildly popular as the leading subject of Dr. Curtis M's
book, the only person in history who slips into NDE every week. Robin's not
alive but his brain scans show he had an ADE(After Death Experience) and is
in heaven chilling with Jesus forcing God to get an Internet connection so
he has access to Merriam Webster and a decent ability to keep up with Robin.

But my super intelligent, enlightened grandson doesn't break the news of
Robin's passing away considering your fragile state.

Yet week after week your posts still reflect your willingness to reconcile
with Robin interspersed with your other phony, passive-aggressive,
platitude-filled posts.

Feste and Steve are not around but your sweet-talking, damsel in distress
routine means there are no dearth of shameless, brainless, clueless idiots
who are ensnared into defending you at all costs - why, Steve's grandson is
one of them, continuing in the illustrious footsteps of his grandfather.



On Wed, Apr 24, 2013 at 8:23 PM, Share Long sharelon...@yahoo.com wrote:

 **


 Judy if it's not, as you say below, you with whom I need to make it right,
 then why have you spent the last almost 8 months badgering me about it?!
 I'm actually starting to think that you don't want me and Robin to
 reconcile.  In fact you said something to that effect just recently to
 another poster.

 As for the records, if you want something expunged from them, then I guess
 you need to speak to Rick and or Alex about it.  But again, I actually
 don't think that's what you really want either.  No, I think what you
 really want is an excuse to keep attacking me for some seriously neurotic
 reason that exists only in the depths of your neglected psyche.

 I'm guessing that Robin has not asked you to be his spokesperson in this
 matter.  In that case, I have nothing further to say to you about it, Ms.
 Becoming More Sanctimonious Every Nanosecond!
   --
  *From:* authfriend authfri...@yahoo.com
 *To:* FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 *Sent:* Wednesday, April 24, 2013 8:37 PM
 *Subject:* [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, feste37 feste37@... wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@ wrote:
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, feste37 feste37@ wrote:
   
You are sounding like a pompous, finger-wagging ass, authfriend.
  
   (Says feste pompously, wagging his finger. Gee, and just
   yesterday I had melted down and was reduced to sputtering
   Yiddish insults. Pretty quick recovery, wouldn't you say?)
 
  Indeed, an excellent recovery. Back to your normal self in
  no time.

 I never was *not* my normal self, feste, as hard as you
 tried to make it appear so.

  The thing is authfriend, I actually like you, but it makes
  me mad when you lay into Share the way you do.

 Obviously. (You can call me Judy, by the way.)

  It seems unfair and disrespectful. Share enjoys FFL, and most
  people here appreciate her,

 I'd need to see a poll, but this isn't a voting issue. In
 any case, I don't think many here really understand what's
 involved.

  so I wish you could stretch yourself and be a little bit
  nicer to her. Why should that be so hard? The incident
  that seems to bug you most took place so long ago, why
  not just forget it, let it go?

 Because it was a terrible, awful thing for her to say, a
 *malevolent* thing for her to say, something that was
 intended to do serious damage to a person who had done
 and was continuing to do his damndest to rectify the
 situation. It was based on Share's misunderstanding of
 something entirely innocuous that he had said. She needs
 to retract it and apologize to him, for the sake of her
 own soul if nothing else.

  You talk all the time about honesty and truth, but such
  things are not always as black and white as you would like
  us to believe. Our opinions about all kinds of things can
  change as we reflect on them and consider them. A person
  can react in a certain way at the time to some incident
  involving someone else, but later (days, weeks, even months),
  the incident might seem rather different to them than it did
  at first. So they start to recontextualize it, to think of
  it in a different 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-25 Thread Share Long
feste, thank you so much.  Your words came at just the right time, made me cry 
with relief.  Sometimes I'm so astonished by Judy's rampages that I simply 
don't know what more to say.  You supplied the words that brought me some 
peace.  


Anyway, this morning I was thinking how sad it is that Judy wastes her talents 
on me and my alleged transgressions.  Imagine how much good she could do for 
example, if she took on MONSANTO.  I mean, really.  Such misguided use of her 
time and energy seems almost tragic to me, or criminal.

I still have in my inbox the story about forced feeding at Gitmo that you 
posted.  Helps me keep a more reasonable perspective sometimes.



 From: feste37 fest...@yahoo.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Wednesday, April 24, 2013 7:51 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 


  


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, feste37 feste37@ wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@ wrote:
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
   
but but but, Judy, what about the Go to hell and bake bagels
That seems like a curse to me!
   
   I'll assume you're just joking here.
   
     Anyway, in case it was to me, here's my reply:
Bagels from hell with love, gluten
free for thee and all that lies beneath your
grateful belly button, etc.

BTW I take everything everybody says and see how it fits
with my own experience. So nobody really CONVINCES me of 
anything.
   
   Your self-report is duly noted. Whether it's accurate
   is another question. Let's just say you give every
   appearance of being easily swayed by those who purport
   to support you.
   
As for your list of trustworthy people, I think all and all
it's a really good list. But 1 or 2 people on that list often
sound prejudiced against me.
   
   Yes, as I believe I said, some of us may give you a hard
   time now and then. I said you could trust us, not that we
   all thought you were a swell person (nor that we felt *we*
   could trust *you*, for that matter).
   
Fine, it's their right, etc. But hopefully they'll
understand why I then won't be giving their words on
anything, much less on me, much credence as a result.
   
   By all means, shut out anything anyone says about you
   that's negative and dismiss it as prejudiced. (You
   might want to consult a good dictionary for the meaning
   of that term, BTW. I do not think it means what you
   think it means.)
   
And I do realize that I might be sensitive about this
so I do apologize if I'm misinterpreting someone about
this.

As best as I can, I resist getting sucked into the ongoing
feud on FFL and I will continue to do this. I aim to take
each post on its own merit, believing that people do change
and grow in their ability to experience and express truth.
   
   Interesting that you believe you can change and grow in
   your ability to experience and express truth while
   dismissing without consideration anything negative about
   yourself as prejudice.
   
   Remember what I told you about being accountable for your
   behavior to the FFL community.
  
  You are sounding like a pompous, finger-wagging ass, authfriend.
 
 (Says feste pompously, wagging his finger. Gee, and just
 yesterday I had melted down and was reduced to sputtering
 Yiddish insults. Pretty quick recovery, wouldn't you say?)

Indeed, an excellent recovery. Back to your normal self in no time. The thing 
is authfriend, I actually like you, but it makes me mad when you lay into Share 
the way you do. It seems unfair and disrespectful. Share enjoys FFL, and most 
people here appreciate her, so I wish you could stretch yourself and be a 
little bit nicer to her. Why should that be so hard? The incident that seems to 
bug you most took place so long ago, why not just forget it, let it go? 

You talk all the time about honesty and truth, but such things are not always 
as black and white as you would like us to believe. Our opinions about all 
kinds of things can change as we reflect on them and consider them. A person 
can react in a certain way at the time to some incident involving someone else, 
but later (days, weeks, even months), the incident might seem rather different 
to them than it did at first. So they start to recontextualize it, to think of 
it in a different light. This happens all the time in relationships. It doesn't 
mean the person is being dishonest. Indeed, sometimes it means that they are in 
fact being very honest -- to their changing feelings and understandings about 
what took place. 

Share has tried in her own way to make it right with you, so why not take a 
step or two toward her?

 
  I suggest you drop the smug sense of superiority you exude when 
  writing to Share. Share has more 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-25 Thread Share Long
dear Ravi, even before I read this tale of grandsons illustrious and otherwise, 
I was remembering that sweet sweet photo of you with your Grandmother.  See how 
in tune we are?!  Anyway, IMHO what's in that photo is what's really important 
in life.  

love,
Share




 From: Ravi Chivukula chivukula.r...@gmail.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Thursday, April 25, 2013 2:59 AM
Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 


  
Dear Share,

A sincere apology entails honesty, accountability and integrity and you show 
none of these qualities - all we see is this bait and switch of an impending 
apology while you continue along your phony, passive-aggressive, 
platitude-filled posts.

You continue this week after week, this bait and switch strategy and I can 
clearly see this.

Year 2043 - you are in ICU, you can't talk but due to the advances made after 
the hugely popular book of Dr. Curtis M - NDE's - the perspective of the 
Epistemological Purity of Neuroscience - my grandson who is your attending 
neurosurgeon, and the only Neurosurgeon to be enlightened, analyzes your brain 
scans which Steve's grandson converts as posts to FFL.

You are already wildly popular as the leading subject of Dr. Curtis M's book, 
the only person in history who slips into NDE every week. Robin's not alive but 
his brain scans show he had an ADE(After Death Experience) and is in heaven 
chilling with Jesus forcing God to get an Internet connection so he has access 
to Merriam Webster and a decent ability to keep up with Robin.

But my super intelligent, enlightened grandson doesn't break the news of 
Robin's passing away considering your fragile state.

Yet week after week your posts still reflect your willingness to reconcile with 
Robin interspersed with your other phony, passive-aggressive, platitude-filled 
posts.

Feste and Steve are not around but your sweet-talking, damsel in distress 
routine means there are no dearth of shameless, brainless, clueless idiots who 
are ensnared into defending you at all costs - why, Steve's grandson is one of 
them, continuing in the illustrious footsteps of his grandfather.




On Wed, Apr 24, 2013 at 8:23 PM, Share Long sharelon...@yahoo.com wrote:

 
  
Judy if it's not, as you say below, you with whom I need to make it right, 
then why have 
you spent the last almost 8 months badgering me about it?!  I'm actually 
starting to think that you don't want me and Robin to reconcile.  In 
fact you said something to that effect just recently to another poster.  

As for the records, if you want something expunged from them, then I guess you 
need to speak to Rick and or Alex about it.  But again, I actually don't
 think that's what you really want either.  No, I think what you really 
want is an excuse to keep attacking me for some seriously neurotic reason that 
exists only in the depths of your neglected psyche.


I'm guessing that Robin has not asked you to be his spokesperson in this 
matter.  In that case, I have nothing further to say to you about it, Ms. 
Becoming More Sanctimonious Every Nanosecond!   



 From: authfriend authfri...@yahoo.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Wednesday, April 24, 2013 8:37 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 


  
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, feste37 feste37@... wrote:
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@ wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, feste37 feste37@ wrote:
  
   You are sounding like a pompous, finger-wagging ass, authfriend.
  
  (Says feste pompously, wagging his finger. Gee, and just
  yesterday I had melted down and was reduced to sputtering
  Yiddish insults. Pretty quick recovery, wouldn't you say?)
 
 Indeed, an excellent recovery. Back to your normal self in
 no time.

I never was *not* my normal self, feste, as hard as you
tried to make it appear so.

 The thing is authfriend, I actually like you, but it makes
 me mad when you lay into Share the way you do.

Obviously. (You can call me Judy, by the way.)

 It seems unfair and disrespectful. Share enjoys FFL, and most
 people here appreciate her,

I'd need to see a poll, but this isn't a voting issue. In
any case, I don't think many here really understand what's
involved.

 so I wish you could stretch yourself and be a little bit
 nicer to her. Why should that be so hard? The incident
 that seems to bug you most took place so long ago, why
 not just forget it, let it go?

Because it was a terrible, awful thing for her to say, a
*malevolent* thing for her to say, something that was
intended to do serious damage to a person who had done
and was continuing to do his damndest to rectify the
situation. It was based on Share's misunderstanding of
something entirely innocuous that he had said. She needs
to retract it and apologize to him, for the sake of her
own soul if 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-25 Thread Share Long
In Nebraska there is a holiday for planting trees
for owls to perch in, watching the begonias grow, then
drop their petals onto the green and silent grass





 From: azgrey no_re...@yahoogroups.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Wednesday, April 24, 2013 3:21 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 


  
the hurler of curses and insults
spinning truth as though it is a dreidel
fails again and again

succeeds only in revealing 
inner darkness
poisoned words from disturbed mind

earth day echoes in native nebraskan's consciousness
arbor day planting day after next
desert willow- chilopsis linearis
while mindful of grateful dead scarlet begonias earworm
and i knew without asking she was into the blues 

soft smile dreams of lush lawns as owls converse
too pat to open and too cool to bluff

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 Earth Day is ending, the lawn
 of my lady-parts is still not green.
 Has J's curse gone astray, dear grey?
 
 
 
 
 
  From: azgrey no_re...@yahoogroups.com
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Monday, April 22, 2013 6:14 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: what a Sunday on FFL
 
 
 
   
 Dear Share, 
 
 Google has a full translation function. I'm not sure that
 the Jerseyese section contains all of the dialects as what
 I came up with is she either wants to preform sanyama
 on your lawn or is expressing an unnatural interest in the 
 operation of your lady-parts. 
 
 Alex might be able to help as he seen to be a native speaker. 
 He might have to first get a refill on his ointment. 
 
 Hugs, 
 
 azgrey 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@ wrote:
 
  Share, are you familiar with the expression Blow it
  out your ass?
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
  
   Judy, your biases are noted.  As is your continuing self
   delusion about the presence of those biases and your ongoing 
   inability to see more complete truth much less express it.
  (snip)
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
   (snip)
from Judy, best expression of her *hypochondria:  I'm allergic
to dishonesty.
   (snip)
*hypochondria n. The persistent conviction that one is or is
likely to become ill, often involving symptoms when illness
is neither present nor likely,
   
   Says the person who has to her discredit an *astounding*
   number of examples of the most flagrant dishonesty--most
   recently her combined smear of raunchy and Robin today--
   including rewriting history as documented by *her own 
   posts*, and who has been unable either to explain away
   the dishonesty or acknowledge it.
   
   (And by the way, the symptoms of allergy *are* the illness.)
  
 



 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-25 Thread Ravi Chivukula
Sorry dear Share we all got distracted by your stalking err searching for Sal.

Considering your disability I have made this real easy for you. Please feel 
free to take the help of the idiots Feste and Steve.

Your post referring to my grandmother below has the characteristics of which of 
the following

a) Phony
b) Passive-aggressive
c) Platitude puking
d) Pitta-putrefied 
e) Paranoid
d) My heart says (a) but it's probably (b)
g) My intuition says (b) but it's probably (d)
h) My gut says (e) but it's probably (a)
i) Feste may say sweet but it's (a)
j) Steve may say Kali but it's (b)
h) Any of the above
k) All of the above

Remember there's no right or wrong answer and there's good and bad in you and 
imagine this process to be a kind of a spring cleaning for your chakras which 
even the likes of John Newton may approve.

Love,
Ravi

On Apr 25, 2013, at 4:54 AM, Share Long sharelon...@yahoo.com wrote:

 dear Ravi, even before I read this tale of grandsons illustrious and 
 otherwise, I was remembering that sweet sweet photo of you with your 
 Grandmother.  See how in tune we are?!  Anyway, IMHO what's in that photo is 
 what's really important in life.  
 love,
 Share
 
 From: Ravi Chivukula chivukula.r...@gmail.com
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Thursday, April 25, 2013 2:59 AM
 Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 
  
 Dear Share,
 
 A sincere apology entails honesty, accountability and integrity and you show 
 none of these qualities - all we see is this bait and switch of an impending 
 apology while you continue along your phony, passive-aggressive, 
 platitude-filled posts.
 
 You continue this week after week, this bait and switch strategy and I can 
 clearly see this.
 
 Year 2043 - you are in ICU, you can't talk but due to the advances made after 
 the hugely popular book of Dr. Curtis M - NDE's - the perspective of the 
 Epistemological Purity of Neuroscience - my grandson who is your attending 
 neurosurgeon, and the only Neurosurgeon to be enlightened, analyzes your 
 brain scans which Steve's grandson converts as posts to FFL.
 
 You are already wildly popular as the leading subject of Dr. Curtis M's book, 
 the only person in history who slips into NDE every week. Robin's not alive 
 but his brain scans show he had an ADE(After Death Experience) and is in 
 heaven chilling with Jesus forcing God to get an Internet connection so he 
 has access to Merriam Webster and a decent ability to keep up with Robin.
 
 But my super intelligent, enlightened grandson doesn't break the news of 
 Robin's passing away considering your fragile state.
 
 Yet week after week your posts still reflect your willingness to reconcile 
 with Robin interspersed with your other phony, passive-aggressive, 
 platitude-filled posts.
 
 Feste and Steve are not around but your sweet-talking, damsel in distress 
 routine means there are no dearth of shameless, brainless, clueless idiots 
 who are ensnared into defending you at all costs - why, Steve's grandson is 
 one of them, continuing in the illustrious footsteps of his grandfather.
 
 
 
 On Wed, Apr 24, 2013 at 8:23 PM, Share Long sharelon...@yahoo.com wrote:
  
 Judy if it's not, as you say below, you with whom I need to make it right, 
 then why have you spent the last almost 8 months badgering me about it?!  I'm 
 actually starting to think that you don't want me and Robin to reconcile.  In 
 fact you said something to that effect just recently to another poster.  
 
 As for the records, if you want something expunged from them, then I guess 
 you need to speak to Rick and or Alex about it.  But again, I actually don't 
 think that's what you really want either.  No, I think what you really want 
 is an excuse to keep attacking me for some seriously neurotic reason that 
 exists only in the depths of your neglected psyche.
 
 I'm guessing that Robin has not asked you to be his spokesperson in this 
 matter.  In that case, I have nothing further to say to you about it, Ms. 
 Becoming More Sanctimonious Every Nanosecond!   
 From: authfriend authfri...@yahoo.com
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Wednesday, April 24, 2013 8:37 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 
  
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, feste37 feste37@... wrote:
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@ wrote:
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, feste37 feste37@ wrote:
   
You are sounding like a pompous, finger-wagging ass, authfriend.
   
   (Says feste pompously, wagging his finger. Gee, and just
   yesterday I had melted down and was reduced to sputtering
   Yiddish insults. Pretty quick recovery, wouldn't you say?)
  
  Indeed, an excellent recovery. Back to your normal self in
  no time.
 
 I never was *not* my normal self, feste, as hard as you
 tried to make it appear so.
 
  The thing is authfriend, I actually like you, but it makes
  me 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-25 Thread Ravi Chivukula
Please don't humiliate yourself with your frivolous, careless, reactive
posts - day in and day out. How shameless, clueless, brainless can you be -
is there a bottom that you can hit or is this a bottomless pit you are in?

Take another shot at it, take your time, there's no hurry, I will give my
complete attention to it, I promise.

Come up with something that has a morsel of dignity and intelligence -
anything - some creative insult, insight, irony. Please I beg you - give me
something Steve baby.



On Thu, Apr 25, 2013 at 8:25 PM, seventhray27 steve.sun...@yahoo.comwrote:

 **


 You are vomiting Ravi.  You might want to try the toilet. They should have
 a nice one where you work.  Or at least tomorrow, if it should come up
 again.


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
 
  Sorry dear Share we all got distracted by your stalking err searching
 for Sal.
 
  Considering your disability I have made this real easy for you. Please
 feel free to take the help of the idiots Feste and Steve.
 
  Your post referring to my grandmother below has the characteristics of
 which of the following
 
  a) Phony
  b) Passive-aggressive
  c) Platitude puking
  d) Pitta-putrefied
  e) Paranoid
  d) My heart says (a) but it's probably (b)
  g) My intuition says (b) but it's probably (d)
  h) My gut says (e) but it's probably (a)
  i) Feste may say sweet but it's (a)
  j) Steve may say Kali but it's (b)
  h) Any of the above
  k) All of the above
 
  Remember there's no right or wrong answer and there's good and bad in
 you and imagine this process to be a kind of a spring cleaning for your
 chakras which even the likes of John Newton may approve.
 
  Love,
  Ravi
 
  On Apr 25, 2013, at 4:54 AM, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:
 
   dear Ravi, even before I read this tale of grandsons illustrious and
 otherwise, I was remembering that sweet sweet photo of you with your
 Grandmother. See how in tune we are?! Anyway, IMHO what's in that photo is
 what's really important in life.
   love,
   Share
  
   From: Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@...

   To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
   Sent: Thursday, April 25, 2013 2:59 AM
   Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
  
  
   Dear Share,
  
   A sincere apology entails honesty, accountability and integrity and
 you show none of these qualities - all we see is this bait and switch of an
 impending apology while you continue along your phony, passive-aggressive,
 platitude-filled posts.
  
   You continue this week after week, this bait and switch strategy and I
 can clearly see this.
  
   Year 2043 - you are in ICU, you can't talk but due to the advances
 made after the hugely popular book of Dr. Curtis M - NDE's - the
 perspective of the Epistemological Purity of Neuroscience - my grandson
 who is your attending neurosurgeon, and the only Neurosurgeon to be
 enlightened, analyzes your brain scans which Steve's grandson converts as
 posts to FFL.
  
   You are already wildly popular as the leading subject of Dr. Curtis
 M's book, the only person in history who slips into NDE every week. Robin's
 not alive but his brain scans show he had an ADE(After Death Experience)
 and is in heaven chilling with Jesus forcing God to get an Internet
 connection so he has access to Merriam Webster and a decent ability to keep
 up with Robin.
  
   But my super intelligent, enlightened grandson doesn't break the news
 of Robin's passing away considering your fragile state.
  
   Yet week after week your posts still reflect your willingness to
 reconcile with Robin interspersed with your other phony,
 passive-aggressive, platitude-filled posts.
  
   Feste and Steve are not around but your sweet-talking, damsel in
 distress routine means there are no dearth of shameless, brainless,
 clueless idiots who are ensnared into defending you at all costs - why,
 Steve's grandson is one of them, continuing in the illustrious footsteps of
 his grandfather.
  
  
  
   On Wed, Apr 24, 2013 at 8:23 PM, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:
  
   Judy if it's not, as you say below, you with whom I need to make it
 right, then why have you spent the last almost 8 months badgering me about
 it?! I'm actually starting to think that you don't want me and Robin to
 reconcile. In fact you said something to that effect just recently to
 another poster.
  
   As for the records, if you want something expunged from them, then I
 guess you need to speak to Rick and or Alex about it. But again, I actually
 don't think that's what you really want either. No, I think what you really
 want is an excuse to keep attacking me for some seriously neurotic reason
 that exists only in the depths of your neglected psyche.
  
   I'm guessing that Robin has not asked you to be his spokesperson in
 this matter. In that case, I have nothing further to say to you about it,
 Ms. Becoming More Sanctimonious Every Nanosecond!
   From: authfriend authfriend@...

 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-25 Thread Ravi Chivukula
Please don't humiliate yourself with your frivolous, careless, reactive
posts - day in and day out. How shameless, clueless, brainless can you be -
is there a bottom that you can hit or is this a bottomless pit you are in?

Take another shot at it, take your time, there's no hurry, I will give my
complete attention to it, I promise.

Come up with something that has a morsel of dignity and intelligence -
anything - some creative insult, insight, irony. Please I beg you - give me
something Steve baby.



On Thu, Apr 25, 2013 at 8:58 PM, seventhray27 steve.sun...@yahoo.comwrote:

 **


 Ravi, you're in a league of your own with the reactive, frivolous, stupid
 posts.  But I liked the lawyer bit.  I wish you'd stay on that theme a
 little more.


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
 
  Please don't humiliate yourself with your frivolous, careless, reactive
  posts - day in and day out. How shameless, clueless, brainless can you
 be -
  is there a bottom that you can hit or is this a bottomless pit you are
 in?
 
  Take another shot at it, take your time, there's no hurry, I will give my
  complete attention to it, I promise.
 
  Come up with something that has a morsel of dignity and intelligence -
  anything - some creative insult, insight, irony. Please I beg you - give
 me
  something Steve baby.
 
 
 
  On Thu, Apr 25, 2013 at 8:25 PM, seventhray27 steve.sundur@...wrote:
 
   **

  
  
   You are vomiting Ravi. You might want to try the toilet. They should
 have
   a nice one where you work. Or at least tomorrow, if it should come up
   again.
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
   
Sorry dear Share we all got distracted by your stalking err searching
   for Sal.
   
Considering your disability I have made this real easy for you.
 Please
   feel free to take the help of the idiots Feste and Steve.
   
Your post referring to my grandmother below has the characteristics
 of
   which of the following
   
a) Phony
b) Passive-aggressive
c) Platitude puking
d) Pitta-putrefied
e) Paranoid
d) My heart says (a) but it's probably (b)
g) My intuition says (b) but it's probably (d)
h) My gut says (e) but it's probably (a)
i) Feste may say sweet but it's (a)
j) Steve may say Kali but it's (b)
h) Any of the above
k) All of the above
   
Remember there's no right or wrong answer and there's good and bad in
   you and imagine this process to be a kind of a spring cleaning for your
   chakras which even the likes of John Newton may approve.
   
Love,
Ravi
   
On Apr 25, 2013, at 4:54 AM, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
   
 dear Ravi, even before I read this tale of grandsons illustrious
 and
   otherwise, I was remembering that sweet sweet photo of you with your
   Grandmother. See how in tune we are?! Anyway, IMHO what's in that
 photo is
   what's really important in life.
 love,
 Share

 From: Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@
  
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 Sent: Thursday, April 25, 2013 2:59 AM
 Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL


 Dear Share,

 A sincere apology entails honesty, accountability and integrity and
   you show none of these qualities - all we see is this bait and switch
 of an
   impending apology while you continue along your phony,
 passive-aggressive,
   platitude-filled posts.

 You continue this week after week, this bait and switch strategy
 and I
   can clearly see this.

 Year 2043 - you are in ICU, you can't talk but due to the advances
   made after the hugely popular book of Dr. Curtis M - NDE's - the
   perspective of the Epistemological Purity of Neuroscience - my
 grandson
   who is your attending neurosurgeon, and the only Neurosurgeon to be
   enlightened, analyzes your brain scans which Steve's grandson converts
 as
   posts to FFL.

 You are already wildly popular as the leading subject of Dr. Curtis
   M's book, the only person in history who slips into NDE every week.
 Robin's
   not alive but his brain scans show he had an ADE(After Death
 Experience)
   and is in heaven chilling with Jesus forcing God to get an Internet
   connection so he has access to Merriam Webster and a decent ability to
 keep
   up with Robin.

 But my super intelligent, enlightened grandson doesn't break the
 news
   of Robin's passing away considering your fragile state.

 Yet week after week your posts still reflect your willingness to
   reconcile with Robin interspersed with your other phony,
   passive-aggressive, platitude-filled posts.

 Feste and Steve are not around but your sweet-talking, damsel in
   distress routine means there are no dearth of shameless, brainless,
   clueless idiots who are ensnared into defending you at all costs - why,
   Steve's grandson is one of them, continuing in the 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-24 Thread Share Long
Wong you Wascally Wabbit, Doc!  I said floats yer boat echoing what turq had 
said to me and OMMV because he often says YMMV.  Unless I'm very triggered, I 
don't even think thoughts like your door phrase below.  YMMV (-:





 From: doctordumb...@rocketmail.com doctordumb...@rocketmail.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Tuesday, April 23, 2013 4:05 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 


  
Share, He trots this little drama out from time to time, when he becomes 
overwrought by his inability to interact gracefully on FFL. No need to fret, I 
assure you. He needs this place like a Turquoise Bee needs honey.

However on second read, your reply does sound a bit like, sorry to see you go, 
but don't let the door hit you in the butt on the way out. :-)

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 well turq I would miss you if you stopped posting here but OMMV and obviously 
 you must do whatever floats yer boat (-:
 
 
 
 
 
  From: turquoiseb no_re...@yahoogroups.com
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Tuesday, April 23, 2013 12:40 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 
 
 
   
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
 
  dear my turqish delight and Ann who was looking forward 
  to this reply. BTW Ann, I have another in the queue 4 u. 
  Anyway, turq, thank you because my feelings were hurt 
  when you gave all those kudos to Curtis and Steve yesterday. 
 
 That's called 'ego,' otherwise known as 'self-importance.' 
 You'll get over it. Either that, or you won't. :-)
 
  But I think I've learned a thing or two here at the Funny 
  Farm Lounge so I simply enjoyed myself, hopefully not being 
  mean spirited in the process and Bob's your uncle! Here we are!
  
  If you're saying that I shouldn't let them matter to me in 
  an unhealthy way, then I totally agree with you. But turq, 
  I gotta let them matter to me, you know, in a healthy way, 
  even if I don't like how they're acting. 
 
 If you feel that you have so much time remaining in your
 life that you feel OK spending it interacting with people
 who are only trying to set you up for the next time they
 can vent their own unhappiness on you and yell at you, so
 be it. You *know* in advance that this is what is going to
 happen. So if you continue to interact with them, some part
 of you *enjoys* being yelled at. Cool, I guess. Some people
 enjoy being tied up and whipped, or engaging in orgies with
 dwarves and small rodents. It's an odd planet, and there
 is room for pretty much any kind of kinkiness. :-)
 
  I think it might be my biggest life lesson, whatever the 
  heck that is! In this project, FFL is a great classroom, 
  wicked grin. 
 
 As I said, whatever floats yer boat. Better you wasting
 your time with these people than me.
 
  Hope your project is on schedule, going well, being fun, etc.
 
 All of the above. Paris has been an utter delight, both at
 work and away from it. The contrast it provides to FFL and
 the normal conversations here makes me feel less and less 
 like being here. To be perfectly honest, the grittiest 
 banlieus (urban slums) of Paris are often more high-vibe. 
 
 I'm not knocking your decision to keep interacting with 
 people who you *know* intend you ill, and are only feign-
 ing civility in between yelling at you, hoping that *either*
 of these tactics will tempt you into continuing to interact 
 with them. From my point of view, you're fortunate that one 
 of them isn't (at the current time) Robin, because then -- 
 like Curtis -- you'd have them writing serial short-story 
 length diatribes at you and actually expecting you to read
 them. The current crop of pissants don't have the attention 
 span to do that, so you get off relatively easy. :-)
 
 Whatever floats yer boat...
 
  
   From: turquoiseb no_re...@yahoogroups.com
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
  Sent: Monday, April 22, 2013 11:37 PM
  Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
  
   Earth Day is ending, the lawn
   of my lady-parts is still not green.
   Has J's curse gone astray, dear grey?
  
  Share, despite AZ's...uh...colorful metaphor, I don't think
  you're in danger of your lady parts turning green any time
  soon. However, I think I detect a distinct tinge of jealousy-
  green coming from the person who has been reduced to sputter-
  ing badly-tranliterated Yiddish insults at you.  :-)
  
  What's going on is that she has been counting on you being
  her Ongoing Victim, and in being to get you to rise to the
  bait whenever she taunts you. You have been failing to do
  that, which drives her CRAZY because she considers herself
  so much SMARTER than you are. 
  
  ALL of her fantasies (as expressed on this forum, 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-24 Thread Share Long
but but but, Judy, what about the Go to hell and bake bagels?  That seems like 
a curse to me!  Anyway, in case it was to me, here's my reply:
Bagels from hell with love, gluten
free for thee and all that lies beneath your
grateful belly button, etc.

BTW I take everything everybody says and see how it fits with my own 
experience.  So nobody really CONVINCES me of anything.  As for your list of 
trustworthy people, I think all and all it's a really good list.  But 1 or 2 
people on that list often sound prejudiced against me.  Fine, it's their right, 
etc.  But hopefully they'll understand why I then won't be giving their words 
on anything, much less on me, much credence as a result.  And I do realize that 
I might be sensitive about this so I do apologize if I'm misinterpreting 
someone about this.     


As best as I can, I resist getting sucked into the ongoing feud on FFL and I 
will continue to do this.  I aim to take each post on its own merit, believing 
that people do change and grow in their ability to experience and express 
truth.  


But having said that, I now mentally hear Xeno chuckling so I better shut up!



 From: authfriend authfri...@yahoo.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Tuesday, April 23, 2013 11:16 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 


  
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 Ok, Judy I'm busted! That's what I get for being such a
 scaredy cat and not translating the Yiddish bellybutton
 sutra til just now. Anyway, I was scratching my head,
 wondering why you mentioned bellybutton in a later post.
 Mystery solved!

Yes, well, you learned a little something about yourself, about me, and maybe 
even about your purported supporters, who apparently managed to convince you of 
something they knew wasn't true--that I had melted down and been reduced to 
sputtering Yiddish insults because I was jealous of you (??) and furious that 
you refused to interact with me (???).

As with your friend who made up a story about my friendship with Robin being 
based on despising Barry, you might want to think twice before trusting in 
these well wishers again.

Bottom line, there are people on FFL you can trust, and those you can't. The 
former include (but are not necessarily limited to) Alex, sparaig, 
doctordumbass, Bhairitu, salyavin, laughinggull, Xeno, Ann, Emily, raunchy, and 
me. Some of us may give you a hard time now and then, and sometimes we make 
inadvertent mistakes, but we'll never lie to you or try to mislead you. (And if 
we use irony, it isn't intended to confuse you; we expect you to get it.)

Just for the record, BTW, there's no such thing as a bad transliteration of 
Yiddish in anything but a formal context (as Barry knows). Many Yiddish words 
can be and are spelled multiple ways (e.g., tukas, tukus, tucas, tucus, tochis, 
toches, tochas, tochus, tuchas, tuches, tuchis). Often a particular spelling 
reflects a regional pronunciation. Sometimes a word has come to be spelled a 
particular way by custom, and it's spelled like that in formal contexts even 
though it doesn't follow the approved scholarly transliteration system. 
Another reason there are so many variant spellings in Yiddish is that while the 
language is primarily a combination of Hebrew and medieval German, it also has 
lots of loan words from many different languages, and those words are usually 
spelled phonetically.

 OTOH I think it was all part of life's mischievous way of plotting to get me 
 to write that little ditty about lawns and lady parts which was fun for me to 
 compose and hopefully for others to read.  And
  I've expanded it!  Stay tuned Funny Farm Lounge lizards ha ha! 
 
 May you marry a doctor.  Which is the only other Yiddish saying I know.  I 
 hope it's not an insult?  Jeez, how can a half Irish shiksha like me keep 
 up?!  
 
 
 
 
  From: authfriend authfriend@...
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Tuesday, April 23, 2013 11:29 AM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 
 
 
   
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann awoelflebater@ wrote:
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
  
   Ann, I am in awe! How do you find these gems?! Anyway, about
   the other cartoon curse situation, is it really a curse? I
   think it's kind of a sweet blessing, may he laugh with
   lizards. I mean, if a person could laugh with lizards, they
   could pretty much laugh about all of it. IMHO.
  
  I don't think anything that has been posted in Yiddish in
  the past day or so has been as serious as a curse.
 
 Judaism forbids cursing, as it happens. Yiddish *insults*,
 however, are a high art. They're typically witty and
 creative, but they can get pretty nasty. The ones I used
 (none was a blessing) are among the very mildest. I mean,
 if one feels one has been cursed by Thank you very much
 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-24 Thread Share Long
Judy if it's not, as you say below, you with whom I need to make it right, then 
why have 
you spent the last almost 8 months badgering me about it?!  I'm actually 
starting to think that you don't want me and Robin to reconcile.  In 
fact you said something to that effect just recently to another poster.  

As for the records, if you want something expunged from them, then I guess you 
need to speak to Rick and or Alex about it.  But again, I actually don't
 think that's what you really want either.  No, I think what you really 
want is an excuse to keep attacking me for some seriously neurotic reason that 
exists only in the depths of your neglected psyche.


I'm guessing that Robin has not asked you to be his spokesperson in this 
matter.  In that case, I have nothing further to say to you about it, Ms. 
Becoming More Sanctimonious Every Nanosecond!   



 From: authfriend authfri...@yahoo.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Wednesday, April 24, 2013 8:37 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 


  
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, feste37 feste37@... wrote:
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@ wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, feste37 feste37@ wrote:
  
   You are sounding like a pompous, finger-wagging ass, authfriend.
  
  (Says feste pompously, wagging his finger. Gee, and just
  yesterday I had melted down and was reduced to sputtering
  Yiddish insults. Pretty quick recovery, wouldn't you say?)
 
 Indeed, an excellent recovery. Back to your normal self in
 no time.

I never was *not* my normal self, feste, as hard as you
tried to make it appear so.

 The thing is authfriend, I actually like you, but it makes
 me mad when you lay into Share the way you do.

Obviously. (You can call me Judy, by the way.)

 It seems unfair and disrespectful. Share enjoys FFL, and most
 people here appreciate her,

I'd need to see a poll, but this isn't a voting issue. In
any case, I don't think many here really understand what's
involved.

 so I wish you could stretch yourself and be a little bit
 nicer to her. Why should that be so hard? The incident
 that seems to bug you most took place so long ago, why
 not just forget it, let it go?

Because it was a terrible, awful thing for her to say, a
*malevolent* thing for her to say, something that was
intended to do serious damage to a person who had done
and was continuing to do his damndest to rectify the
situation. It was based on Share's misunderstanding of
something entirely innocuous that he had said. She needs
to retract it and apologize to him, for the sake of her
own soul if nothing else.

 You talk all the time about honesty and truth, but such
 things are not always as black and white as you would like
 us to believe. Our opinions about all kinds of things can
 change as we reflect on them and consider them. A person
 can react in a certain way at the time to some incident
 involving someone else, but later (days, weeks, even months),
 the incident might seem rather different to them than it did
 at first. So they start to recontextualize it, to think of
 it in a different light. This happens all the time in 
 relationships. It doesn't mean the person is being dishonest.
 Indeed, sometimes it means that they are in fact being very
 honest -- to their changing feelings and understandings about
 what took place.

Generally speaking, all this is true, but not always. I do
not believe that was the case here, for a number of reasons
that I've already explained *and documented* a number of
times that your apologia cannot account for. I don't think
Share can account for them either, and I strongly suspect
that's why she has refused to provide a straightforward
explanation--because if it were honest, it would reflect
very badly on her, and perhaps even worse on some others.

 Share has tried in her own way to make it right with you,
 so why not take a step or two toward her?

It isn't me she needs to make it right with. And the steps
she has taken have been designed to get me off her back
without revealing the real story. She has also refused to
retract the accusation she made against Robin. She says
only that she isn't making that accusation *now*--but the
original accusation is still on the record. It needs to be
explicitly taken *off* the record; it didn't even come
close to being true in the first place.

This wasn't just a minor misstep, feste. This was
scandalous and entirely indefensible. I would suggest you
read over my posts to Share about it and her responses,
because I don't think you've retained the crucial details
from when you read them the first time (assuming you did).


 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-23 Thread Share Long
dear my turqish delight and Ann who was looking forward to this reply.  BTW 
Ann, I have another in the queue 4 u.  Anyway, turq, thank you because my 
feelings were hurt when you gave all those kudos to Curtis and Steve yesterday. 
 But I think I've learned a thing or two here at the Funny Farm Lounge so I 
simply enjoyed myself, hopefully not being mean spirited in the process and 
Bob's your uncle!  Here we are!  


If you're saying that I shouldn't let them matter to me in an unhealthy way, 
then I totally agree with you.  But turq, I gotta let them matter to me, you 
know, in a healthy way, even if I don't like how they're acting.  I think it 
might be my biggest life lesson, whatever the heck that is!  In this project, 
FFL is a great classroom, wicked grin.  Hope your project is on schedule, going 
well, being fun, etc.



 From: turquoiseb no_re...@yahoogroups.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Monday, April 22, 2013 11:37 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 


  
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 Earth Day is ending, the lawn
 of my lady-parts is still not green.
 Has J's curse gone astray, dear grey?

Share, despite AZ's...uh...colorful metaphor, I don't think
you're in danger of your lady parts turning green any time
soon. However, I think I detect a distinct tinge of jealousy-
green coming from the person who has been reduced to sputter-
ing badly-tranliterated Yiddish insults at you.  :-)

What's going on is that she has been counting on you being
her Ongoing Victim, and in being to get you to rise to the
bait whenever she taunts you. You have been failing to do
that, which drives her CRAZY because she considers herself
so much SMARTER than you are. 

ALL of her fantasies (as expressed on this forum, anyway...
who knows what she fantasizes about privately) revolve 
around *ruining someone's day*, and making them feel bad 
because she's proved them wrong or made them appear to
look stupid or devastated them with her oh-so-barbed 
tongue. And NONE Of that has been working on you. 

You've been doing to her what Curtis did to Robin and what
I've done to Judy for some time -- LAUGHING AT HER. And 
this drives her stark raving bonkers. She really can't 
COMPREHEND how anyone can sit back and *not* react to her 
ongoing taunts and insults, so you've essentially confounded 
her and rendered her powerless and sputtering in a language
she (clearly) doesn't even know. 

Read my lips...if this keeps up, and you continue to just
laugh at her taunts and those of her groupies trying to
get you to react, they'll eventually move on to some other
victim. Possibly (and more entertainingly) they'll start
to turn on each other. The important thing from their 
point of view is that they HAVE a victim, and that they 
are AFFECTING that victim, making them feel bad, being the 
chronic abusers they are against co-dependent victims who 
play along by agreeing to feel abused.

If we just LAUGH at them (while pitying them a little for
the emptiness of a life that renders this their only form
of entertainment or fulfillment) and go on living our
lives AS IF THEY SIMPLY DIDN'T MATTER, sooner or later 
one or more of them might catch a clue and realize that
THEY DON'T. 

 
  From: azgrey no_re...@yahoogroups.com
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Monday, April 22, 2013 6:14 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: what a Sunday on FFL
 
 Dear Share, 
 
 Google has a full translation function. I'm not sure that
 the Jerseyese section contains all of the dialects as what
 I came up with is she either wants to preform sanyama
 on your lawn or is expressing an unnatural interest in the 
 operation of your lady-parts. 
 
 Alex might be able to help as he seen to be a native speaker. 
 He might have to first get a refill on his ointment. 
 
 Hugs, 
 
 azgrey 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@ wrote:
 
  Share, are you familiar with the expression Blow it
  out your ass?
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
  
   Judy, your biases are noted.  As is your continuing self
   delusion about the presence of those biases and your ongoing 
   inability to see more complete truth much less express it.
  (snip)
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
   (snip)
from Judy, best expression of her *hypochondria:  I'm allergic
to dishonesty.
   (snip)
*hypochondria n. The persistent conviction that one is or is
likely to become ill, often involving symptoms when illness
is neither present nor likely,
   
   Says the person who has to her discredit an *astounding*
   number of examples of the most flagrant dishonesty--most
   recently her combined smear of raunchy and Robin today--
   including rewriting history as documented by *her own 
   posts*, and who has been unable 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-23 Thread Share Long
Ann, I am in awe!  How do you find these gems?!  Anyway, about the other 
cartoon curse situation, is it really a curse?  I think it's kind of a sweet 
blessing, may he laugh with lizards.  I mean, if a person could laugh with 
lizards, they could pretty much laugh about all of it.  IMHO.  

BTW, my little poem did not follow from Judy's behavioral modification 
suggestion to me.  Nor even from carde's private perspiration situation.  It 
followed from azgrey's funny musings on what Judy's Yiddish curse might mean 
and from the fact that it was Earth Day.  But yes, it can get confusing when 
there is so much er material floating around.  And I agree, poor Buck.  I'm 
sure he no longer waves at me from Patanjali.   


All in all I think FFL had a very and appropriately earthy Earth Day!
PS  I'm still working on a reply to your post from yesterday.  I know we're all 
agog for that to appear (-:



 From: Ann awoelfleba...@yahoo.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Monday, April 22, 2013 10:27 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 


  

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long  wrote:

 Earth Day is ending, the lawn
 of my lady-parts is still not green.
 Has J's curse gone astray, dear grey?

What am I missing here? First we have Carde's sweaty ball syndrome. Now, 
somehow, we are talking about Share's pubic hair turning green or not turning 
green. Just how does that follow from blowing something out your ass? (Dear 
God, Buck will be have apoplexy by now.) Someone, please help me. The best I 
can come up with is the little anecdotal something I found on the internet:




 
 
 
 
 
  From: azgrey no_re...@yahoogroups.com
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Monday, April 22, 2013 6:14 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: what a Sunday on FFL
 
 
 
   
 Dear Share, 
 
 Google has a full translation function. I'm not sure that
 the Jerseyese section contains all of the dialects as what
 I came up with is she either wants to preform sanyama
 on your lawn or is expressing an unnatural interest in the 
 operation of your lady-parts. 
 
 Alex might be able to help as he seen to be a native speaker. 
 He might have to first get a refill on his ointment. 
 
 Hugs, 
 
 azgrey 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@ wrote:
 
  Share, are you familiar with the expression Blow it
  out your ass?
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long  wrote:
  
   Judy, your biases are noted.  As is your continuing self
   delusion about the presence of those biases and your ongoing 
   inability to see more complete truth much less express it.
  (snip)
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long  wrote:
   (snip)
from Judy, best expression of her *hypochondria:  I'm allergic
to dishonesty.
   (snip)
*hypochondria n. The persistent conviction that one is or is
likely to become ill, often involving symptoms when illness
is neither present nor likely,
   
   Says the person who has to her discredit an *astounding*
   number of examples of the most flagrant dishonesty--most
   recently her combined smear of raunchy and Robin today--
   including rewriting history as documented by *her own 
   posts*, and who has been unable either to explain away
   the dishonesty or acknowledge it.
   
   (And by the way, the symptoms of allergy *are* the illness.)
  
 


 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-23 Thread Share Long
Ok, Judy I'm busted!  That's what I get for being such a scaredy cat and not 
translating the Yiddish bellybutton sutra til just now.  Anyway, I was 
scratching my head, wondering why you mentioned bellybutton in a later post.  
Mystery solved!  

OTOH I think it was all part of life's mischievous way of plotting to get me to 
write that little ditty about lawns and lady parts which was fun for me to 
compose and hopefully for others to read.  And
 I've expanded it!  Stay tuned Funny Farm Lounge lizards ha ha! 

May you marry a doctor.  Which is the only other Yiddish saying I know.  I hope 
it's not an insult?  Jeez, how can a half Irish shiksha like me keep up?!  




 From: authfriend authfri...@yahoo.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Tuesday, April 23, 2013 11:29 AM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 


  
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann awoelflebater@... wrote:
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
 
  Ann, I am in awe! How do you find these gems?! Anyway, about
  the other cartoon curse situation, is it really a curse? I
  think it's kind of a sweet blessing, may he laugh with
  lizards. I mean, if a person could laugh with lizards, they
  could pretty much laugh about all of it. IMHO.
 
 I don't think anything that has been posted in Yiddish in
 the past day or so has been as serious as a curse.

Judaism forbids cursing, as it happens. Yiddish *insults*,
however, are a high art. They're typically witty and
creative, but they can get pretty nasty. The ones I used
(none was a blessing) are among the very mildest. I mean,
if one feels one has been cursed by Thank you very much
in your bellybutton, one is in a bad way.

Here's a little essay on the Yiddish curse:

http://www.aish.com/j/fs/48929782.html


 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-23 Thread Share Long
Ann, thank you for kind words but but but...I'm chuckling here because for me 
there was NO temptation to support further negativity when I read turq's post.  
Ergo no, as you say, holding myself to myself or taking a stand or avoiding 
getting angrier or resisting temptation, etc.  Anyway, I read recently that 
most men don't like a Brazilian netherly situation.  As far as I'm concerned 
that right there is reason enough to hug a man whether he's laughing with 
lizards or not  (-:   




 From: Ann awoelfleba...@yahoo.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Tuesday, April 23, 2013 10:49 AM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 


  


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 Ann, I am in awe!  How do you find these gems?!  Anyway, about the other 
 cartoon curse situation, is it really a curse?  I think it's kind of a sweet 
 blessing, may he laugh with lizards.  I mean, if a person could laugh with 
 lizards, they could pretty much laugh about all of it.  IMHO.  

I don't think anything that has been posted in Yiddish in the past day or so 
has been as serious as a curse. The laughing with lizards one I read on one 
site to mean laughing on the outside, crying on the inside but I am sure 
there are other meanings as well. I loved the graphic of all those lizards 
though. I would like to think lizards are not as evil as they appear in that 
drawing but if they are then you are correct in your last sentence above.
 
 BTW, my little poem did not follow from Judy's behavioral modification 
 suggestion to me.  Nor even from carde's private perspiration situation.  
 It followed from azgrey's funny musings on what Judy's Yiddish curse might 
 mean and from the fact that it was Earth Day.

Oh, I got lost there. But I like the idea of using Earth Day to get into the 
subject of woman, and fertility and grass-covered 'nether regions' as you say. 
Personally, I believe the Brazilian to be over-rated.

  But yes, it can get confusing when there is so much er material floating 
around.  And I agree, poor Buck.  I'm sure he no longer waves at me from 
Patanjali.   
 
 
 All in all I think FFL had a very and appropriately earthy Earth Day!
 PS  I'm still working on a reply to your post from yesterday.  I know we're 
 all agog for that to appear (-:

Well, I want to say that I thought your response to Barry, in its core message, 
was right on. You appeared to be holding yourself to yourself in your 
unwillingness to be drawn into his attempt to make your angrier or to get 
'behind' his push for negative feelings between posters. And I believe your 
outlook with regard to FFL as a learning/teaching environment is a healthy way 
to look at it. So, thanks for your 'stand' on that in the face of a temptation 
to support further negativity.
 
 
 
  From: Ann awoelflebater@...
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Monday, April 22, 2013 10:27 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 
 
 
   
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long  wrote:
 
  Earth Day is ending, the lawn
  of my lady-parts is still not green.
  Has J's curse gone astray, dear grey?
 
 What am I missing here? First we have Carde's sweaty ball syndrome. Now, 
 somehow, we are talking about Share's pubic hair turning green or not turning 
 green. Just how does that follow from blowing something out your ass? (Dear 
 God, Buck will be have apoplexy by now.) Someone, please help me. The best I 
 can come up with is the little anecdotal something I found on the internet:
 
 
 
 
  
  
  
  
  
   From: azgrey no_re...@yahoogroups.com
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
  Sent: Monday, April 22, 2013 6:14 PM
  Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: what a Sunday on FFL
  
  
  
    
  Dear Share, 
  
  Google has a full translation function. I'm not sure that
  the Jerseyese section contains all of the dialects as what
  I came up with is she either wants to preform sanyama
  on your lawn or is expressing an unnatural interest in the 
  operation of your lady-parts. 
  
  Alex might be able to help as he seen to be a native speaker. 
  He might have to first get a refill on his ointment. 
  
  Hugs, 
  
  azgrey 
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@ wrote:
  
   Share, are you familiar with the expression Blow it
   out your ass?
   
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long  wrote:
   
Judy, your biases are noted.  As is your continuing self
delusion about the presence of those biases and your ongoing 
inability to see more complete truth much less express it.
   (snip)
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long  wrote:
(snip)
 from Judy, best expression of her *hypochondria:  I'm allergic
 to dishonesty.
(snip)
 *hypochondria n. The persistent conviction 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-23 Thread Share Long
FESTE!  Oy vey, which everything I read shouldn't I believe?!  Anyway, I also 
wanted to tell you that my Chiron return wonderful as was yours.  But now it 
seems like a really long time ago (-:
And I wanted to thank you for being so supportive yesterday, and concise and 
clear and funny too.  





 From: feste37 fest...@yahoo.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Tuesday, April 23, 2013 12:42 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 


  
Don't believe everything you read, Share. 

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 Ann, thank you for kind words but but but...I'm chuckling here because for me 
 there was NO temptation to support further negativity when I read turq's 
 post.  Ergo no, as you say, holding myself to myself or taking a stand or 
 avoiding getting angrier or resisting temptation, etc.  Anyway, I read 
 recently that most men don't like a Brazilian netherly situation.  As far as 
 I'm concerned that right there is reason enough to hug a man whether he's 
 laughing with lizards or not  (-:   
 
 
 
 
  From: Ann awoelflebater@...
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Tuesday, April 23, 2013 10:49 AM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 
 
 
   
 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
 
  Ann, I am in awe!  How do you find these gems?!  Anyway, about the 
  other cartoon curse situation, is it really a curse?  I think it's kind 
  of a sweet blessing, may he laugh with lizards.  I mean, if a person 
  could laugh with lizards, they could pretty much laugh about all of it.  
  IMHO.  
 
 I don't think anything that has been posted in Yiddish in the past day or so 
 has been as serious as a curse. The laughing with lizards one I read on one 
 site to mean laughing on the outside, crying on the inside but I am sure 
 there are other meanings as well. I loved the graphic of all those lizards 
 though. I would like to think lizards are not as evil as they appear in that 
 drawing but if they are then you are correct in your last sentence above.
  
  BTW, my little poem did not follow from Judy's behavioral modification 
  suggestion to me.  Nor even from carde's private perspiration 
  situation.  It followed from azgrey's funny musings on what Judy's 
  Yiddish curse might mean and from the fact that it was Earth Day.
 
 Oh, I got lost there. But I like the idea of using Earth Day to get into the 
 subject of woman, and fertility and grass-covered 'nether regions' as you 
 say. Personally, I believe the Brazilian to be over-rated.
 
   But yes, it can get confusing when there is so much er material floating 
 around.  And I agree, poor Buck.  I'm sure he no longer waves at me 
 from Patanjali.   
  
  
  All in all I think FFL had a very and appropriately earthy Earth Day!
  PS  I'm still working on a reply to your post from yesterday.  I know 
  we're all agog for that to appear (-:
 
 Well, I want to say that I thought your response to Barry, in its core 
 message, was right on. You appeared to be holding yourself to yourself in 
 your unwillingness to be drawn into his attempt to make your angrier or to 
 get 'behind' his push for negative feelings between posters. And I believe 
 your outlook with regard to FFL as a learning/teaching environment is a 
 healthy way to look at it. So, thanks for your 'stand' on that in the face of 
 a temptation to support further negativity.
  
  
  
   From: Ann awoelflebater@
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
  Sent: Monday, April 22, 2013 10:27 PM
  Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
  
  
  
    
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long  wrote:
  
   Earth Day is ending, the lawn
   of my lady-parts is still not green.
   Has J's curse gone astray, dear grey?
  
  What am I missing here? First we have Carde's sweaty ball syndrome. Now, 
  somehow, we are talking about Share's pubic hair turning green or not 
  turning green. Just how does that follow from blowing something out your 
  ass? (Dear God, Buck will be have apoplexy by now.) Someone, please help 
  me. The best I can come up with is the little anecdotal something I found 
  on the internet:
  
  
  
  
   
   
   
   
   
From: azgrey no_re...@yahoogroups.com
   To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
   Sent: Monday, April 22, 2013 6:14 PM
   Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: what a Sunday on FFL
   
   
   
     
   Dear Share, 
   
   Google has a full translation function. I'm not sure that
   the Jerseyese section contains all of the dialects as what
   I came up with is she either wants to preform sanyama
   on your lawn or is expressing an unnatural interest in the 
   operation of your lady-parts. 
   
   Alex might be able to 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL

2013-04-23 Thread Share Long
well turq I would miss you if you stopped posting here but OMMV and obviously 
you must do whatever floats yer boat (-:





 From: turquoiseb no_re...@yahoogroups.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Tuesday, April 23, 2013 12:40 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 


  
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 dear my turqish delight and Ann who was looking forward 
 to this reply. BTW Ann, I have another in the queue 4 u. 
 Anyway, turq, thank you because my feelings were hurt 
 when you gave all those kudos to Curtis and Steve yesterday. 

That's called 'ego,' otherwise known as 'self-importance.' 
You'll get over it. Either that, or you won't. :-)

 But I think I've learned a thing or two here at the Funny 
 Farm Lounge so I simply enjoyed myself, hopefully not being 
 mean spirited in the process and Bob's your uncle! Here we are!
 
 If you're saying that I shouldn't let them matter to me in 
 an unhealthy way, then I totally agree with you. But turq, 
 I gotta let them matter to me, you know, in a healthy way, 
 even if I don't like how they're acting. 

If you feel that you have so much time remaining in your
life that you feel OK spending it interacting with people
who are only trying to set you up for the next time they
can vent their own unhappiness on you and yell at you, so
be it. You *know* in advance that this is what is going to
happen. So if you continue to interact with them, some part
of you *enjoys* being yelled at. Cool, I guess. Some people
enjoy being tied up and whipped, or engaging in orgies with
dwarves and small rodents. It's an odd planet, and there
is room for pretty much any kind of kinkiness. :-)

 I think it might be my biggest life lesson, whatever the 
 heck that is! In this project, FFL is a great classroom, 
 wicked grin. 

As I said, whatever floats yer boat. Better you wasting
your time with these people than me.

 Hope your project is on schedule, going well, being fun, etc.

All of the above. Paris has been an utter delight, both at
work and away from it. The contrast it provides to FFL and
the normal conversations here makes me feel less and less 
like being here. To be perfectly honest, the grittiest 
banlieus (urban slums) of Paris are often more high-vibe. 

I'm not knocking your decision to keep interacting with 
people who you *know* intend you ill, and are only feign-
ing civility in between yelling at you, hoping that *either*
of these tactics will tempt you into continuing to interact 
with them. From my point of view, you're fortunate that one 
of them isn't (at the current time) Robin, because then -- 
like Curtis -- you'd have them writing serial short-story 
length diatribes at you and actually expecting you to read
them. The current crop of pissants don't have the attention 
span to do that, so you get off relatively easy. :-)

Whatever floats yer boat...

 
  From: turquoiseb no_re...@yahoogroups.com
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Monday, April 22, 2013 11:37 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: to azgrey was what a Sunday on FFL
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
 
  Earth Day is ending, the lawn
  of my lady-parts is still not green.
  Has J's curse gone astray, dear grey?
 
 Share, despite AZ's...uh...colorful metaphor, I don't think
 you're in danger of your lady parts turning green any time
 soon. However, I think I detect a distinct tinge of jealousy-
 green coming from the person who has been reduced to sputter-
 ing badly-tranliterated Yiddish insults at you.  :-)
 
 What's going on is that she has been counting on you being
 her Ongoing Victim, and in being to get you to rise to the
 bait whenever she taunts you. You have been failing to do
 that, which drives her CRAZY because she considers herself
 so much SMARTER than you are. 
 
 ALL of her fantasies (as expressed on this forum, anyway...
 who knows what she fantasizes about privately) revolve 
 around *ruining someone's day*, and making them feel bad 
 because she's proved them wrong or made them appear to
 look stupid or devastated them with her oh-so-barbed 
 tongue. And NONE Of that has been working on you. 
 
 You've been doing to her what Curtis did to Robin and what
 I've done to Judy for some time -- LAUGHING AT HER. And 
 this drives her stark raving bonkers. She really can't 
 COMPREHEND how anyone can sit back and *not* react to her 
 ongoing taunts and insults, so you've essentially confounded 
 her and rendered her powerless and sputtering in a language
 she (clearly) doesn't even know. 
 
 Read my lips...if this keeps up, and you continue to just
 laugh at her taunts and those of her groupies trying to
 get you to react, they'll eventually move on to some other
 victim. Possibly (and more entertainingly) they'll start
 to turn on each other. The important thing from their 
 point of view is that