Re: [Felvtalk] Time out for a giggle....

2011-08-27 Thread Lorrie
Thanks for the laugh.  If I ever lose my sense of humor I'm
done for!

On 08-26, Lynda Wilson wrote:
Natalie,  I have not had a laugh like that in a long time!!! Thanks so
much  for  sharing.  You are way too funny girl!  I love your sense of
humor.  Gotta have it to keep your sanity, right?!
 

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Re: [Felvtalk] Time out for a giggle....

2011-08-26 Thread Marcia Baronda
that's a good LAUGH OUT LOUD!!!

On Fri, Aug 26, 2011 at 5:46 PM, Natalie at...@optonline.net wrote:

  A Trip to Costco

 Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow
 for my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a
 woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant?
 So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I
 didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I
 probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that
 I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes
 coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

 I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it
 works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one
 or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it
 works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that
 practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified,
 she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me.
  I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's ass and a car hit
 me.

 I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
 laughing so hard.

 Costco won't let me shop there anymore.

 

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Re: [Felvtalk] Time out for a giggle....

2011-08-26 Thread Heather
Hilarious!!!

Scent from my wireless handheld litterbox =^..^=

On Aug 26, 2011, at 6:46 PM, Natalie at...@optonline.net wrote:

 A Trip to Costco 
 
 Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for 
 my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a woman 
 behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So 
 since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I 
 didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I 
 probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that 
 I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes 
 coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. 
 
 I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it 
 works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one 
 or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it 
 works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that 
 practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, 
 she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me.  
 I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's ass and a car hit me. 
 
 I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing 
 so hard. 
 
 Costco won't let me shop there anymore. 
 
 
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Re: [Felvtalk] Time out for a giggle....

2011-08-26 Thread Lynda Wilson
Natalie, I have not had a laugh like that in a long time!!! Thanks so much for 
sharing. You are way too funny girl!  I love your sense of humor.  Gotta have 
it to keep your sanity, right?!

Be safe! I hope your place does not sustain too much damage from Irene.  Keep 
us posted!
  - Original Message - 
  From: Natalie 
  To: felvtalk@felineleukemia.org 
  Sent: Friday, August 26, 2011 5:46 PM
  Subject: [Felvtalk] Time out for a giggle


  A Trip to Costco 

  Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for 
my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a woman 
behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since 
I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have 
a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, 
because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds 
before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my 
orifices and IVs in both arms. 

  I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it 
works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or 
two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works 
well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically 
everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I 
ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me.  I told her no, I 
stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's ass and a car hit me. 

  I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing 
so hard. 

  Costco won't let me shop there anymore. 





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Re: [Felvtalk] Time out for a giggle....

2011-08-26 Thread Bonnie Hogue
Thanks for the belly laugh.now I have to go change!

 

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[mailto:felvtalk-boun...@felineleukemia.org] On Behalf Of Natalie
Sent: Friday, August 26, 2011 3:47 PM
To: felvtalk@felineleukemia.org
Subject: [Felvtalk] Time out for a giggle

 

A Trip to Costco 

Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for
my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a
woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant?
So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I
didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I
probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that
I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes
coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. 

I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it
works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one
or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it
works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that
practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified,
she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me.
I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's ass and a car hit
me. 

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
laughing so hard. 

Costco won't let me shop there anymore. 

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Re: [Felvtalk] Time out for a giggle....

2011-08-26 Thread Beth
that's an oldie but a goodie.

Lynda Wilson longhornf...@verizon.net wrote:

Natalie, I have not had a laugh like that in a long time!!! Thanks so much for 
sharing. You are way too funny girl!  I love your sense of humor.  Gotta have 
it to keep your sanity, right?!

Be safe! I hope your place does not sustain too much damage from Irene.  Keep 
us posted!
  - Original Message - 
  From: Natalie 
  To: felvtalk@felineleukemia.org 
  Sent: Friday, August 26, 2011 5:46 PM
  Subject: [Felvtalk] Time out for a giggle


  A Trip to Costco 

  Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for 
 my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a woman 
 behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So 
 since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I 
 didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I 
 probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that 
 I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes 
 coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. 

  I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it 
 works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one 
 or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it 
 works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that 
 practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, 
 she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me.  
 I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's ass and a car hit me. 

  I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was 
 laughing so hard. 

  Costco won't let me shop there anymore. 





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Re: [Felvtalk] Time out for a giggle....

2011-08-26 Thread terrie
Thanks so much for the laugh! If someoneask that to me I will certainly remember this on my visit to Costco or wherever.
I needed the laugh as I'm worried about some family members on the east coast. I hope those of you on the east coast are going to be okay. If you need to evacuate do so!

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 Original Message Subject: [Felvtalk] Time out for a giggleFrom: Natalie at...@optonline.netDate: Fri, August 26, 2011 3:46 pmTo: felvtalk@felineleukemia.org



A Trip to Costco Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's ass and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Costco won't let me shop there anymore. 

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Re: [Felvtalk] Time out for a giggle....

2011-08-26 Thread Peggy Verdonck
LOL :-)

On Aug 26, 2011 9:36 PM, Beth create_me_...@yahoo.com wrote:
 that's an oldie but a goodie.

 Lynda Wilson longhornf...@verizon.net wrote:

Natalie, I have not had a laugh like that in a long time!!! Thanks so much
for sharing. You are way too funny girl! I love your sense of humor. Gotta
have it to keep your sanity, right?!

Be safe! I hope your place does not sustain too much damage from Irene.
Keep us posted!
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 From: Natalie
 To: felvtalk@felineleukemia.org
 Sent: Friday, August 26, 2011 5:46 PM
 Subject: [Felvtalk] Time out for a giggle


 A Trip to Costco

 Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow
for my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a
woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant?
So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I
didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I
probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that
I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes
coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

 I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that
it works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat
one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so
it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that
practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified,
she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me.
I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's ass and a car hit
me.

 I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
laughing so hard.

 Costco won't let me shop there anymore.





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