Testicle Therapy:
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and
watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men
playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately
clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and
proceeded
please read re: Customer Service
Customer Service:
Any time you call an 800 number (for a credit card, banking, charter
communications, health insurance, insurance, you name it) and you are
transferred to a representative (like in India ), please consider doing
the following:
After you
My Week at the Gym
If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with
you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular
workout routine.
Dear Diary,
For my birthday this year, my sister purchased a week of personal training
at the local
WEST VA WOODEN LEG INSURANCE
A man and his wife, moved back home to West Virginia , from Ohio .
The husband had a wooden leg, and to insure it back in Ohio cost them $2000
per year!
When they arrived in West Virginia , they went to an insurance agency to
see how much it would cost to
Two hillbillies pondering college
Two Rednecks (Appalachian Americans), Larry and Doug, are sitting at
their favorite bar, drinking beer.
Larry turns to Doug and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through
life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community
College and sign up
