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USES FOR VODKA!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
*1. To remove a bandage painlessly,
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**saturate the bandage with vodka.
The stuff dissolves adhesive.*
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*2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers,
fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking,
let set five minutes and wash clean.** *
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**The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.*
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*3. To clean your eyeglasses, *
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**simply wipe the lenses with a soft,
clean cloth dampened with vodka.
The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs. *
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*4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka
and letting your safety razor blade
soak in the alcohol after shaving.** *
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**The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting. *
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*5. Spray vodka on wine stains, *
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**scrub with a brush, and then blot dry. *
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*6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face *
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**as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores. *
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*7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo.** *
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**The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair,
and stimulates the growth of healthy hair. *
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*8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle with vodka *
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**and spray bees or wasps to kill them. *
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*9 Pour one-half cup vodka
and one-half cup water into a Ziploc freezer bag** *
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**and freeze for a slushy, refreshing ice pack for aches,
pain or black eyes. *
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*10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar
with freshly packed lavender flowers,** *
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**fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly
and set in the sun for three days.
Strain liquid through a coffee filter,
then apply the tincture to aches and pains. *
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*11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth *
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**to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment. *
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*12. To cure foot odor, *
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**wash your feet with vodka. *
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*13 Vodka will disinfect** *
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**and alleviate a jellyfish sting. *
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*14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy *
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**to remove the urushiol oil from your skin. *
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*15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. *
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**Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.** *
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**And silly me!*
*I used to drink the shit!*
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