One could, of course, do these at any similar conglomerative store, or take
them to any other venue where the action would work. I especially like #29,
and it seems to me one of the most versatile.... Enjoy the days! Melissa
50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling
them and stranding them at strategic
locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the
store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute
intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can
get to join.
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all
the spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of
gift-wrap.
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly,
especially in thin aisles.
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official
tone, "I think we've got a code 3 in
housewares," and see what happens.
11. Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them
off and turn the
volume up to full blast.
12. Play with the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't
seen you in so long." etc. See if they
play along.
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask
yourself loud enough for all to hear,
"Who buys this crap anyway?!"
15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department.
16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are
taking it for a test drive.
17. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet
behind them. Do
this until they leave the store.
18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire
store as your playing field.
19. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner,
look mesmerized and say, "Wow,
magic!"
20. Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it
and when they say you didn't buy it
there say "Hmmmm....I thought the customer was always
right!"
21. Move "Caution : Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others
you will only invite them in if they bring
pillows from Bed and Bath.
23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from
other aisles.
24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around
saying, "I'm Batman. Come Robin,
to the Batcave."
26. TP as much of the store as possible.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell
"hello" upside down.
29. When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry
and say, "Why won't you people
just leave me alone?"
30. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run
between them yelling
"Red Rover."
31. Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there
are any in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples)
32. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a
full-scale battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men.
33. Take bets on the battle from above.
34. Test the brushes and combs in cosmetics.
35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly
ask the clerk where the
anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from
Mission Impossible.
38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me
to your Twinkies."
41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
42. Two words: Marco Polo.
43. Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet
section, etc.
44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's.
45. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with
various funnels.
46. When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at
something, quickly make off with
it without saying a word.
47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, drop
to your knees and scream, "No,
no, its those voices again."
49. Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.
50. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go
to the food court, buy a drink, and
explain that you don't get out much and ask if they can put
a little umbrella in it.
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