How to lunchmeat--and lunch meet--

( a meating meeting of the minds--)

sitting at the table--tryng to decide--how to lunchmeat--a guy--see--what do you do to do that?

they said give him the hams of your hand in his face--hard and fast the hams!

another says--hold up!--give him the rib rack of knuckles--grinding into his eyes--rib rack of knuckles!

another yells hoarsely--smash a sausage to his face--let him suck the fat--soaked in fat--set him on fire--a sausage to the face!

but at the back someone else standsup--give him balogna--feed it to him till he drops--baloney in the mouth--baloney words--say all the baloney words--and watch him squrim--all that baloney is way too much! he can't take it any more!--covered in bologna! cover him in bolgna rings until he he is throttled--strangled by bologna!

so they sat and caroused and the lunchmeat whenover al agreed was avery goodlunchmeat lunchmeet--

and went on with their lunchemeat work, making lunchmeat--of any unsatsified customers--any disagreers--lucnhmeat them into lunchmeat!--food for thought!

>From: "John M. Bennett" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>Reply-To: FLUXLIST@scribble.com
>To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>Subject: FLUXLIST: How To Lunchmeat
>Date: Fri, 25 Mar 2005 13:25:42 -0500
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>How To Lunchmeat
>
>Axe hop and clam your dus tsen flow mutt and flange your bulc tlob
>feel dump and sear your parc elos eye moo and cut your polf don nub
>ban and chaw your eulc eloh nip sand and ice your odol yrdnual spat
>comb and find your lio rettan
>
>
>
>John M. Bennett
>
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