Re: FLUXLIST: Brazilian Proverb...

2005-02-01 Thread David-Baptiste Chirot

dear friends  fellow workers--
thank yo for the sites--and smells--!
and then there is of course the equating of fesces with money that comes up in freud--
i like also very much this from Celine's JOURNEY TO THE END OF THE NIGHT, when the protagonist Bardamu is wandeing homeless and hungry streets of New York City:
"Almost every desire of a poor person is a punishable offence"b
From: "LeClaire, Candace" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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Date: Sun, 23 Jan 2005 10:48:18 -0500

Well - part of the proverb has already come to fruition:
http://www.poopreport.com/Intellectual/Content/Art/art.html

As for the second half, I think we can all agree that there are still plenty
of assholes in the world!


  When shit is worth money, the poor will be born without assholes -
  Brazilian Proverb

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Re: FLUXLIST: Brazilian Proverb is full of shit, needs adjustment

2005-01-27 Thread Allan Revich



It's what we often call ourselves, so I guess its 
good.

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  is full of shit, needs adjustment
  In a message dated 1/24/05 7:54:01 PM, [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
  writes:
  BTW.People from Ontario don't like being called 
Westerners. We are CentralCanadians. Annoyingly conceited and much to 
full of ourselves, even ifToronto is the centre of the 
  universe.We Michiganders called you guys Canucks- is that 
  bad or good? 


Re: FLUXLIST: Brazilian Proverb is full of shit, needs adjustment

2005-01-26 Thread ArtnAnts

In a message dated 1/24/05 7:54:01 PM, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:


BTW.
People from Ontario don't like being called Westerners. We are Central
Canadians. Annoyingly conceited and much to full of ourselves, even if
Toronto is the centre of the universe.



We Michiganders called you guys Canucks- is that bad or good?


RE: FLUXLIST: Brazilian Proverb...

2005-01-25 Thread LeClaire, Candace
Dear Don, et.al.
If you could not read the link I forwarded, I did a cut and paste of it
(sans photos) below...
 
 I couldn't get your message. Our screens are filtered. -Don
 --
 
 Well - part of the proverb has already come to fruition:
 http://www.poopreport.com/Intellectual/Content/Art/art.html
  
  When shit is worth money, the poor will be born without assholes - 
  Brazilian Proverb 
 

Merda d'Artista, or, You Call That Shit Art?
Posted 4.11.02002 by Sarah 

Digestion and excretion. Elimination of solid waste. Making number two.
Taking a big ol' dump. The names for this natural bodily process are many,
and for eons upon eons, humans have taken an inordinate amount of interest
in their own shit production. Heck, even primates at the zoo are frequently
seen flinging or consuming their own feces, so there's a long evolutionary
tradition at work. But to what end? 
Piero Manzoni: Merda d'Artista (1961).  
 
The culmination of the evolutionary process, some might say, is the human
desire to create. The human creative impulse takes form across a broad
spectrum, ranging from the profane to the sacred -- from one end we create
shit, and from the other, art. 

Thus is seems only fitting (that is, if you follow my dubious line of
reasoning) that the two would merge to form the ultimate in human creation. 

It is precisely this merger which Italian artist Piero Manzoni depicted in
his 1961 piece Merda d'Artista, or Artist's Shit: He sealed his crap in
a bunch of cans, signed and mounted them, and sold them as art. 

There are also two relatively well-known modern artists who have chosen to
explore this line of imagery, to better our understanding of the human
condition. Or maybe they were all just trying to come up with creative ways
of getting shit into a museum setting. In either case, I think they did
their duty (hahahaha! oh, I kill me) admirably. 
Chris Ofili: The Holy Virgin Mary (1996)  
 

Take the British artist Chris Ofili. You may recall his painting depicting
the Virgin Mary with a breast sculpted from elephant dung, which created a
huge ruckus a few years ago when displayed in a New York museum. But this is
not his only work incorporating huge clumps of shit. In fact, he often uses
elephant dung to prop up his paintings in shows. 

Ofili is quoted in Salon.com as saying, Somehow it makes the painting feel
more relaxed, instead of being pinned upon the wall like it's being
crucified ... [The painting can] stand in its own shit and watch the other
paintings being crucified on the wall. Yeah! 

The titles of some of Ofili's other pieces speak for themselves: there's
Bag of Shit, Shithead, and he even held a Shit Sale in 1993 in London.
However, this is still all in the realm of the familiar and earthy. 

Yet another artist, Belgian Wim Delvoye, elevated the production of shit to
an inhuman, impersonal level in his conceptual artwork Cloaca. This
installation piece consisted of a huge machine of glass, tubes, wires, and
pumps that, when fed a meal on one end, would digest it using a blender
and jars of enzymes. 
Wim Delvoye: Cloaca (2000)  
 

According to the Artnet review (which was highly entertaining reading in
itself), in a couple of days the food came out of a filtering unit as
something close to genuine, human shit. A process which, apparently, made
grown men blanch and little girls cry. What more could you ask from a piece
of art? The turds were subsequently signed and sold á la Piero Manzoni.
(Delvoye is currently at work on his ongoing project: tattooing a herd of
pigs.) 

Art and shit: a confluence which these artists see as oh-so-natural, but a
conjunction that remains disturbing to the average museum-goer. Yet why
should that be so? Why should we not embrace humanity in all its shitty
glory? Perhaps this is a question for art critics of future ages to answer,
when they find petrified lumps of crap in the museum storage room. 

 



 



Re: FLUXLIST: Brazilian Proverb is full of shit, needs adjustment

2005-01-24 Thread AllanR
Rod,

Think 'literary'
not 'literal'

This is a 'fluxlist' after all ;-)

BTW.
People from Ontario don't like being called Westerners. We are Central
Canadians. Annoyingly conceited and much to full of ourselves, even if
Toronto is the centre of the universe.

Allan (R)
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 On Jan 23 2005, at 14:45, AllanR wrote:

  Yes, but how many answers are there?
  Two?
  Three?
 

 Funny how you Westerners think...

 Rod







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Re: FLUXLIST: Brazilian Proverb...

2005-01-23 Thread LeClaire, Candace
Well - part of the proverb has already come to fruition:
http://www.poopreport.com/Intellectual/Content/Art/art.html

As for the second half, I think we can all agree that there are still plenty
of assholes in the world!


 When shit is worth money, the poor will be born without assholes - 
 Brazilian Proverb 



Re: FLUXLIST: Brazilian Proverb...

2005-01-23 Thread suse
Thanks for that web link--that's some nice shit.

From: LeClaire, Candace [EMAIL PROTECTED]

 Well - part of the proverb has already come to fruition:
 http://www.poopreport.com/Intellectual/Content/Art/art.html

 As for the second half, I think we can all agree that there are still
plenty
 of assholes in the world!


  When shit is worth money, the poor will be born without assholes -
  Brazilian Proverb






Re: FLUXLIST: Brazilian Proverb is full of shit, needs adjustment

2005-01-23 Thread AllanR
Yes, but how many answers are there?
Two?
Three?

What will happen to us if we don't know how many answers there are?
Will our heads explode?

That would be pretty cool.

Allan
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From: Rod Stasick [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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Sent: Saturday, January 22, 2005 1:43 PM
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 On Jan 22 2005, at 11:30, Cecil Touchon wrote:

  When shit is worth money, the poor will be born without assholes -
  Brazilian Proverb
 
  That would not quite be right because then those without assholes
  would be
  full of shit.
 
  Perhaps it would actually be more like...
  When shit is worth money, those born without assholes will be the poor
  (unless they are savvy middle men).
  and the saying His shit don´t stink would become an insult.
  and the saying¨What an asshole. would become a compliment.
 
  So why would it be a compliment when people say, He´s the shit. in
  these
  times when shit is still worth nothing?
  Are they assholes? I´m confused...
 


 Work it Cecil, work it!

 OK, really the truth is...
 The Brazilian Proverb part is an adaptation of
 a Henry Miller quote which is:

 When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes.

 So, he's the one to blame, I suppose, but quotes can be manipulated
 anyway, you choose. Like I said, there is more than one answer.


 Rod






Re: FLUXLIST: Brazilian Proverb is full of shit, needs adjustment

2005-01-22 Thread Rod Stasick
On Jan 22 2005, at 11:30, Cecil Touchon wrote:
When shit is worth money, the poor will be born without assholes -
Brazilian Proverb
That would not quite be right because then those without assholes 
would be
full of shit.

Perhaps it would actually be more like...
When shit is worth money, those born without assholes will be the poor
(unless they are savvy middle men).
and the saying His shit don´t stink would become an insult.
and the saying¨What an asshole. would become a compliment.
So why would it be a compliment when people say, He´s the shit. in 
these
times when shit is still worth nothing?
Are they assholes? I´m confused...


Work it Cecil, work it!
OK, really the truth is...
The Brazilian Proverb part is an adaptation of
a Henry Miller quote which is:
When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes.
So, he's the one to blame, I suppose, but quotes can be manipulated
anyway, you choose. Like I said, there is more than one answer.
Rod