=========================== F R I E N D S H I P =========================== Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> ---------------------------------------------------------------- He he he....enjoy the jokes...!! B^) *** Jokes begin *** source : Kuncoro Tester : Dan kalau tinggi saya 1,58 meter, berat saya 75,4 kg, setiap hari saya berjalan rata-rata 5,6 km, dan akar kuadrat nomor telepon saya 2341, maka: berapa usia saya ? Peserta : Gampang pak. 48 tahun. Tester : Betul sekali. Bagaimana Anda bisa tahu ? Peserta : Saya punya sepupu 24 tahun. Dia setengah gila. *** source : Miftachul Surabaya News Ada perkelahian hebat antar etnis cina di beberapa daerah surabaya, di JL. Bunguran ( Pasar Atom ), Sekitar tugu pahlawan, Plaza Surabaya.tidak ada anggota ABRI satupun yang terlihat disekitar kejadian,perkelahian semakin hebat ketika beberapa orang cina yang baru datang ikut bergabung dengan perkelahian tersebut. Bandung News Tidak kalah sengitnya dengan Surabaya, di Bandung seorang warga keturunan dikeroyok ramai2. Kali ini bukan oleh orang pribumi tetapi sama2 orang cina bahkan sempat meluncurkan tembakan. Batam News Meski perkelahian sengit terjadi antar etnis cina tidak membuat para investor lari ke negri asalnya bahkan mereka ingin melihat dari dekat. Tidak ada penjarahan apalagi perkosaan. Menurut sebuah sumber yang dapat dipercaya perkelahian sesama etnis ini sudah menjalar ke seluruh Nusantara tepatnya di dekat gedung yang bertuliskan " STUDIO 21 " [komen : dassaaaarrrr...kayaknya wartawannya amatir banget yg ngelaporin] *** source : Ryanto [sorry, udah basi, nih !! B^Þ] Bagaimana kiat untuk memuluskan SI MPR ?? 1. Pindah lokasi SI ke tempat yang susah dijangkau, misalnya di atas Kapal Perang RI, di kapal selam, di atas Kapal Terbang, di Wamena atau kalo perlu pinjam Camp David 2. Sebarkan Issu yang demo di SI adalah Ninja 3. SI pake tele Conference, nggak usah ngumpul di Senayan 4. Bikin keterangan Pers... nggak ada SI, yang ada cuma kumpul-2 anggota MPR saja (arisan, ramah tamah) 5. Minta tolong Pak harto bikin acara jumpa-mahasiswa, ditanggung mahasiswa bakal ganti haluan nggak jadi ke Senayan 6. Minta petunjuk kepada Megawati, bagaimana kiat memuluskan konggres PDI 7. Minta tolong pawang demo, misalnya Ki Gendeng Pamungkas atau Sri Bintang Pamungkas 8. Berikan beasiswa sebanyak-banyaknya kepada ABRI untuk kuliah, jadi mahasiswa dan ABRI manunggal 9. Buat Keppres darurat, mahasiswa wajib kuliah selama SI MPR 10. Culik semua mahasiswa 11. Kerahkan ABRI untuk demo di kampus-kampus, menuntuk penghapusan KKN mahasiswa 12. Tukar tempat sementara, Gedung MPR pindah ke MABES Cilangkap, Mabes pindah ke Senayan *** source : mak dosen [X] > A couple married forty years were revisiting the same > places they went to on their honeymoon. Driving through the > secluded countryside, they passed a ranch with a tall deer > fence running along the road. > > The woman said, "Sweetheart, let's do the same thing we did > here forty years ago." > > The guy stopped the car. His wife backed against the fence > and they made love like never before. > > Back in the car, the guy says, "Darling, you sure never > moved like that forty years ago - or any time since that I > can remember!" > > The woman says, "Forty years ago that fence wasn't > electrified!" *** source : Jokecircle >>> THE MALE STAGES OF LIFE AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox SEDUCTION LINE 17 My parents are away for the weekend. 25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend. 35 My fiancee is away for the weekend. 48 My wife is away for the weekend. 66 My second wife is dead. FAVORITE SPORT 17 sex 25 sex 35 sex 48 sex 66 napping DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 "tongue" 25 "breakfast" 35 "She didn't set back my therapy." 48 "I didn't have to meet her kids." 66 "Got home alive." FAVORITE FANTASY 17 getting to third 25 airplane sex 35 menage a trois 48 taking the company public 66 Swiss maid/Nazi love slave HOUSE PET 17 roaches 25 stoned-out college roommate 35 Irish setter 48 children from his first marriage 66 Barbi WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 25 25 35 35 48 48 66 66 17 IDEAL DATE 17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in 25 "Split the check before we go back to my place" 35 "Just come over." 48 "Just come over and cook." 66 sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas. >>> THE FEMALE STAGES OF LIFE AGE DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red wine 48 Dom Perignon 66 Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to wash and condition my hair 35 Need to color my hair 48 Need to have Francois color my hair 66 Need to have Francois color my wig FAVORITE SPORT 17 shopping 25 shopping 35 shopping 48 shopping 66 shopping DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 "Burger King" 25 "Free meal" 35 "A diamond" 48 "A bigger diamond" 66 "Home Alone" FAVORITE FANTASY 17 tall, dark and handsome 25 tall, dark and handsome with money 35 tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain 48 a man with hair 66 a man HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat 35 Irish setter and Muffy the Cat 48 Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat 66 Retired husband dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs Muffy the Cat WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 17 25 25 35 35 48 48 66 66 IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks breakfast the next morning 48 He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids 66 He can chew breakfast === [versi lain dari si Budi yg TK] One day, a 4th grader came home from school and asks his father. "Dad, everyone in class can count to 100, but I can only count to 10. How come?" His father says, "Well son, that's because you're from West Virginia." The next day, the 4th grader came home from school and says. "Dad, today everyone in class recited the entire alphabet. I only know up to the letter 'L.' How come?" Again, his father replies, "Well, that's because you're from West Virginia." Then one day, the 4th grader came home and was all excited, wearing a smile from ear to ear. He says, "Dad! Dad! Today, we were in gym class, and all the boys had little penises, but mine was huge! Is that 'cause I'm from West Virginia??" His father replies, "No son, that's because you're 28 years old." *** End of Jokes *** Wassalam, Haiyaaa...kamsia yah ! Engkoh Fahmi téa lah ! 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