=========================== F R I E N D S H I P =========================== Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> ---------------------------------------------------------------- Biar gak terlalu "panas" debat politik, baca dulu jokes, baru debat lagi, oke?? B^) *** Jokes begin *** source : Dina The Images of Mother : -------------------------------------------------------------------- 4 YEARS OF AGE My Mommy can do anything! 8 YEARS OF AGE My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot! 12 YEARS OF AGE My Mother doesn't really know quite everything. 14 YEARS OF AGE Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either. 16 YEARS OF AGE Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned. 18 YEARS OF AGE That old woman? She's way out of date! 25 YEARS OF AGE Well, she might know a little bit about it. 35 YEARS OF AGE Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion. 45 YEARS OF AGE Wonder what Mom would have thought about it? 65 YEARS OF AGE Wish I could talk it over with Mom..... *** source : bRdiwan Entah karena terlalu banyak ikut kampanye, atau lagi stres, atau memang sengaja, seorang kader Golkar menulis di sebuah spanduk besar dan menggantung di sebuah jalan raya yang ramai: "GOLKAR MEMBERI JANJI BUKAN BUKTI!" Dia langsung dipanggil Ketua Umum Golkar, Akbar Tanjung, dan dipecat. Kesalahannya: MEMBOCORKAN RAHASIA PARTAI! *** source: Cybercheeze The young bride's mother had some old-fashioned ideas of marriage, and passed them on to her daughter. "Never let your husband see you in the nude," she advised. "You should always wear something." "Yes, mother," replied the obedient girl. Two weeks after the wedding, the girl and her brand-new husband were preparing to retire when the guy asked, "Dear, has there ever been any insanity in your family?" "Not that I know of," she answered. "Why?" "Well, we've been married for two weeks now and every night you've worn that silly hat to bed." *** source: Rio Sepasang muda-mudi yang sedang dimabuk cinta sedang berjalan-jalan menikmati malam bulan purnama. Ketika melintas di sebuah daerah pekuburan, keduanya tergoda untuk melakukan hubungan intim yang lebih jauh. Tentu saja tidak ada pilihan lain bagi mereka, kecuali melakukan hasratnya itu di atas batu kuburan. Tapi keesokan harinya, kebetulan si gadis menderita sakit yang hebat pada punggungnya, dan karena itu terpaksa harus pergi ke dokter. Dokter menyuruhnya membuka baju dan memeriksa sekujur tubuhnya dengan cermat. Tapi dokter tidak berhasil menemukan sumber penyakit itu disana. "Tapi, omong-omong, berapa sih usia nona sekarang?" tanya dokter. "Dua puluh empat," sahut si gadis dengan heran "Mengapa dokter menanyakan hal itu?". "Hmm, soalnya di pantat nona tertulis bahwa nona meninggal tahun 1888." *** End of Jokes *** Wassalam, Maju Tak Gentar Membela Yang Benar bersama Koh Fahmi dan PAN ---------------------------------------------------------------- Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Utama Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe <Mailing List Name> For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote). ----------------------------------------------------------------
