[ funny jokes ] Excuse for a speeding ticket

2009-05-27 Thread Ash Howard
Excuse for a speeding ticket Boy this is the one I am going to use Did you hear about the 83 year old woman who talked herselfout of a speeding ticket by telling the young officer that she had to get there before she forgot where she was going? Makes

[ funny jokes ] Fw: Fwd: A BEAUTIFUL MESSAGE ABOUT GROWING OLD

2009-07-20 Thread Ash Howard
A BEAUTIFUL MESSAGE ABOUT GROWING OLD: Well, crap... Now I forgot what it was.. ***