[ funny jokes ] This man is at work one day ...

2006-09-13 Thread Chatty
This man is at work one day when he notices that his male co- worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense." "Yo, Bob, I didn't know you were into earrings." "Oh, yeah, sure," says Bob

[ funny jokes ] Ed and Leon

2006-09-13 Thread Chatty
Ed and Leon were on their way home from a hunting trip in northern Colorado. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm house and asked the attractive woman who answered the door if they could spend the night. "I realize it's terrible

[ funny jokes ] Bible Salesman

2006-09-13 Thread Chatty
A Bible distribution company had just opened up a new office, and they were having a tough time selling Bibles door to door. Their biggest problem seemed to be that there wasn't anyone willing to do the work. Things were looking pretty grim, and the manager thought he might have to close the of

[ funny jokes ] Golf

2006-09-13 Thread Chatty
God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came up to the 5th hole. It was a dogleg to the left, with a lake to the right. Moses got up and hit a long shot with a little hook. Right in the middle of the fairway. Then God got up and pulled out his driver. Then Moses s

[ funny jokes ] who says construction workers can't teach you anything?

2006-09-13 Thread Chatty
Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little 5-year-old girl and some construction workers that makes you believe that we CAN make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time... A young family moved into a house, next door to a vacant lot. One day a

[ funny jokes ] Ovulation study

2006-09-13 Thread Chatty
Ovulation Study at UCLA A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and ma

[ funny jokes ] Mirror, Mirror

2006-09-13 Thread Chatty
Mirror, mirror on the wall Do you have to tell it all? Where do you get the glaring right To make my clothes look too darn tight? I think I'm fine but I can see You won't cooperate with me, The way you let the shadows play You'd think my hair was getting gray. What's that, you say? A double c

[ funny jokes ] School Days !!

2006-09-13 Thread Chatty
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