Fathers
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy
says, My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem,
they give him $50.
The second boy says, That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece
of paper, he calls it a song,
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Newly Discovered Element
Investigators at a major research institution recently discovered the heaviest
element known to science and have tentatively named it Adminstratium.
Administratium has no protons or electrons; thus it has an atomic number of 0.
Advantages of Being a Temp
You're only lending your soul, not selling it.
You won't be there when the fruits of your labor turn rotten.
Trying on a different personality at each new job site.
You don't have to continually fork over part of your paycheck for co-workers'
weddings,
Airline Operating Systems
UNIX Airways
Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport.
They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece,
arguing non-stop about what kind of plane they are supposed to be building.
Air DOS
Everybody pushes the
Swallowed Money
Bob to X-ray technician after swallowing some money:
Do you see any change in me?
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