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----- Forwarded Message ---- From: Rushovian Md Zin <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, November 15, 2007 3:03:36 PM Subject: Fw: [assunta1980] Re: : Just for laugh _______________________________________________________________________ $$Pendapatan Dari Unit Amanah Malaysia$$ $$Urusniaga Forex Secara Mudah di Malaysia$$ ----- Mesej Dikirim Lanjut ---- Daripada: Siti Noor Hafiezah Zainuddin <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Dihantar: Rabu, 14 November, 2007 9:28:26 Subjek: FW: [assunta1980] Re: : Just for laugh Siti Noor Hafiezah Binti Zainuddin Assistant Manager CEO's Office Strategic Planning & Business Support TM Payphone Sdn Bhd HQ Menara PKNS, PJ Tel No : 03-79688020 / 03-79688012/013-6775453 From: Roselina Hassan Sent: Tuesday, November 13, 2007 3:22 PM To: Nurul'ain Hamzah; Nina Fahita Mahbob; Noraine Ahmad; Nor Sham Ahmad; Norzila Mat Yaman; Mazlin Hj Shariff; Mohamad Shawal Sulaiman ; Marziati Mohamad; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Juhaida Yaacob; Faridah Ahmad; Farizza Shaharudin; Shariza Abd Rahman; Syanor Liza Shaharom; Siti Noor Hafiezah Zainuddin; Siti Mariam Mohd Mokhtar; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Azman Othman; Abdul Hamid Abd Mutalib; Afis-Afizan Sulaiman; Zawiah Othman; Zarina Mohamad; Zakiah Daud; Wan Norlida Wan Hamzah; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Raja Harun @ Hanifiah Hussin; Rohaya Md Jaafar; Ruhanah Abdullah; Ramli Othman (Payphone S'gor) Subject: FW: [assunta1980] Re: : Just for laugh From: ROSELINA HASSAN [mailto: [EMAIL PROTECTED] ] Sent: Tuesday, November 13, 2007 11:27 AM To: Roselina Hassan Subject: Fwd: [assunta1980] Re: : Just for laugh Soo Valarie <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] From: Soo Valarie <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Date: Tue, 6 Nov 2007 18:08:26 -0800 (PST) Subject: [assunta1980] Re: : Just for laugh Just for a laugh to make your day !!!! :)) Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. 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A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father. Daughter: It's mummy! Father: How do you know? Daughter: She didn't say anything. ............ Man: How old is your father? Boy: As old as me Man: How can that be? Boy: He became a father only when I was born ----------- Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg. Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card. ------------ Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his? Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog! ------------ - Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything! Son: That's why I say she's no good! ------------ -- Teacher: "Where were u born?" Student: " Singapore , Sir." Teacher: "Which part?" 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