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Click here to Join Group...<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funlok/join/> Dear Mrs. Fenton, <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Bill Fenton has been causing quite a commotion in our store.<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> We cannot tolerate this type of behavior and have considered banning the entire family from shopping in any of our stores.<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment.<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> Three of our clerks are attending counseling from the trouble your husband has caused. <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> All complaints against Mr. Fenton have been compiled and are listed below.<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> Mr. Wally President and CEO <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> Wal-Mart Complaint Department<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> ----------------------------------<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> MEMO <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> Mr. Bill Fenton <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> Complaints - 15 Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse/partner is shopping: <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> ********* <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> 1. June 15: <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> ********* <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> 2. July 2: <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> Set all the alarm clocks in Homewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> ********* <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> 3. July 7: <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> ********* <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> 4. July 19: <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in homewares..... And watched what happened.<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> ********* <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> 5. August 4: <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> ********* <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> 6. September 14: <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> ********* <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> 7. September 15: <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> ********* <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> 8. September 23: <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks Why can't you people just leave me alone?'<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> ********* <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> 9. October 4: <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose. <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> ********* <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> 10. November 10: <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> ********* <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> 11. December 3: <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> ********* <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> 12. December 6: <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels. <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> ********* <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> 13. December 18: <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> ********* <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> 14. December 21: <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> ********* <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> (And; last, but not least!)<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> 15. December 23: <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html> Went into a fitting room, shut the door and waited a while; then, yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/troubled-husband.html>here!" ********* More Jokes & Humor for U !-) ( click on the links below ) | Chilly Question & Ans. <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/chilly-question-ans.html> | Great Sayings On Marriage <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/great-sayings-on-marriage.html> | Some funny lines <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/some-funny-lines.html> | | Innocent Questions <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/innocent-questions.html> | God as Computer Programmer <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/god-as-computer-programmer.html> | SCIENCE EXAM <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/science-exam.html> | .......................................................................................... Love More Cool Mails? 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