Hi,
I have put a new file up on my site.
File name: winHHv5.exe File size: 2.3 meg
You are Homer, the Harley riding motorcycle dare devil. You have brought three
of your specially modified Harley Davidson motorcycles to a small oval race
track to try to set the record for the number of
Hi Charles,
I don't think that I will be adding joystick support to Homer on a Harley
either. Guess that it would be nice for the steering, but the whole idea of
Homer on a Harley is that you must use the control key to get to the correct
speed to jump over the busses. Having a joystick
Good point. Thanks.
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From: Jim Kitchen j...@kitchensinc.net
To: Charles Rivard Gamers@audyssey.org
Sent: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 2:16 AM
Subject: [Audyssey] Homer on a Harley
Hi Charles,
I don't think that I will be adding
Homer on a Harley log file By Jim Kitchen
The required jump length was 30 feet. You jumped 39.5 feet. A good jump.
your score for this jump is 905 points. Your total score is now 905
The required jump length was 40 feet. You jumped 47 feet. A good jump.
your score for this
Hi Dakotah,
No, sorry, there is no key to check your speed. Maybe I should have made one,
but I found myself too busy staying at the correct speed and lining up on the
ramp to try to use one. So you pretty much have to listen and learn the sound
of your engine for the speed that you need.
Hi Jeremy,
I'm not sure that my games are exactly friends with Vista, but they can get
along ok with it. grin
I do not run Vista, but from what I understand you can do one of two things and
they will run just fine. One is that you can install them in a folder such as
%appdata%\kitchensinc
Hi Charles,
Cool, Thanks. Yes, the track is a bit long if say you stay in first gear the
entire time. What I do is to hold down the control key to continuously
accelerate and use the up arrow key to shift gears. I also use the left arrow
key to get to the left side of the track. I get into
, January 09, 2008 05:09
To: Charles Rivard
Subject: Re: [Audyssey] Homer on a Harley record
Hi Charles,
Cool, Thanks. Yes, the track is a bit long if say you stay in first gear
the entire time. What I do is to hold down the control key to continuously
accelerate and use the up arrow key to shift
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Sent: Wednesday, January 09, 2008 11:27 AM
Subject: Re: [Audyssey] Homer on a Harley record
Is there a key to check what your current speed is? I might have missed
it,
but I'm not sure. If not, that would be a helpful add-in when it's
convenient.
Signed:
Dakotah
hey jim,
are your games vista friendly?
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Sent: Wednesday, January 09, 2008 5:08 AM
Subject: Re: [Audyssey] Homer on a Harley record
Hi Charles,
Cool, Thanks. Yes, the track is a bit long
Hi Dakotah,
14 buses ain't bad. I know allot of people that would be very happy if they
could do 14.
Maybe I made the game a bit too hard. Don't know though, I like to write the
games so that I can not beat them right off or every time.
BFN
Jim
What has reality ever done for ME??
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To: Dakotah Rickard Gamers@audyssey.org
Sent: Tuesday, January 08, 2008 2:54 AM
Subject: Re: [Audyssey] Homer on a Harley record
Hi Dakotah,
14 buses ain't bad. I know allot of people that would be very happy if
they could do 14.
Maybe I made
Wow. I've only managed 14.
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Subject: [Audyssey] Homer on a Harley record
Darn momentary loss of concentration. Oh well, guess I'll go and have
Darn momentary loss of concentration. Oh well, guess I'll go and have another
Blue Ribbon + Turkey. grin
Homer on a Harley record file By Jim Kitchen
Record number of buses jumped successfully 23
on 01-04-2008
By Jim
Homer on a Harley log file By Jim Kitchen
The required jump
Homer on a Harley record file By Jim Kitchen
Record number of buses jumped successfully 22
on 12-19-2007
By Jim
BFN
Jim
Guess what shape my patronis takes on when I make it shoot out of the end of my
magic wand.
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Just for fun.
Homer on a Harley log file By Jim Kitchen
Your jump was too long. You landed passed the end of the landing ramp. The
required jump length was 30 feet. You jumped 423.9 feet.
Your jump was too long. You landed passed the end of the landing ramp. The
required jump
Hi Charles,
Thank you very much for confirming that Homer on a Harley works just fine with
a USB keyboard. I was not happy when I had been told that it didn't.
BFN
Jim
You need only two tools, WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should,
use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't,
Hey, Jim: Just so you'll know, I can also play the game using a USB keyboard,
so whatever problem that someone encountered that was thought to be a keyboard
issue is something else. HTH?
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Sent: Wednesday, December 05, 2007 4:02 AM
Subject: [Audyssey] Homer on a Harley version 2
Hi,
I have put a new file up on my web site.
file name WinHHv2.exe file size 2.3 meg
You
is the save game feature fixed where it would go back to 0 busses jumped or
something like that?
Josh
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To: Gamers@audyssey.org
Sent: Wednesday, December 05, 2007 4:02 AM
Subject: [Audyssey] Homer on a Harley version 2
Hi,
I
Hi Thomas,
Yeah I have stolen, borrowed or wrote some good tag lines over the years. Been
collecting them since the time when all Email programs affixed them to your
message so they could be found every where.
Just a hint for Homer on a Harley version 2. The rocket booster is best used
on
Hi,
Great! I'll grab it after I mail out some product keys. Smile
By the way, great signature. I love it. You booted your computer and
broke your toe. There are times i feel like booting my computer that way
when it acts up.
Jim Kitchen wrote:
Hi,
I have put a new file up on my web site.
Hi,
I have put a new file up on my web site.
file name WinHHv2.exe file size 2.3 meg
You are Homer, the Harley riding motorcycle dare devil. You have brought three
of your specially modified Harley Davidson motorcycles to a small oval race
track to try to set the record for the number of
Hi,
I think that I got tired and should have saved the game and came back to it,
but I did set my best record so far.
You will also see that I used the rocket booster, but I don't think that it is
that much of a help until you get out of range without it.
Homer on a Harley log file By Jim
Hi Josh,
Yeah, thanks. It might be cool if I knew higher math and did all of the stuff
like drafting in Mach 1 and an actual flight path of Homer on the Harley, but
truthfully no one playing the game would really know that. So as you said if
it works and is fun who cares.
Thanks again and
to get a massage--no staring, just caring.
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Sent: Monday, November 26, 2007 11:20 PM
Subject: Re: [Audyssey] Homer on a Harley
You have to shift up a lot to keep your engine from
Hi Jason,
Calculating the distance is very easy. I made it easy. Probably not correct
math or whatever, but Homer's Harley jumps the same number of feet as of the
MPH speed. So you know if you are going 30 MPH you will jump 30 feet. It's
just hard to tap the control key at the correct
Hi Trouble,
I have added the part where it asks if you want to play again. I also adjusted
the drift rate a tiny bit and fixed a misspelled word. Now I just need to
finish the work on the new rocket booster thing and I will put it up. Might be
next week though.
BFN
Jim
Aim towards
Hi Thomas,
I will definitely look into a play again or exit feature.
BFN
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Hi Josh,
Yeah, I wouldn't even try to guess how many hours I spent playing such simple
Atari games as Pong, Pole Position, Bowling, Space Invaders, Missile Command
etc. I saw those things in front of my eyes even after I closed them to go to
sleep and on the TV screen in the morning even
Hi Ron,
As others have said, the start your number 1 Harley, start your number two
Harley and start your number three Harley was just my way of keeping track of
your motorcycles slash lives in the game, so the game just automatically goes
on to the next Harley after you crash one of them.
Hi Jason,
Thank you for saying that you like Homer on a Harley. To make a choice of
different Harleys I would need other Harley engine sounds. I think that I only
have two or three others and I am not sure that they have the full range of RPM
engine sounds. I would need that if I were going
Hi Claudio
No problem. I hope that it did help. I hate to think of how many Harleys
we've blown up lately. grin
BFN
Jim
I wanna see 'em explode in every zip code!
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To: jason Gamers@audyssey.org
Sent: Thursday, November 29, 2007 7:19 AM
Subject: Re: [Audyssey] Homer on a Harley
Hi Jason,
Thank you for saying
Hello all!
I have a problem with the game.
If i start my engine with ctrl i hear a sound and a boom and the game is
ofer.
What's the problem here?
Regards, Claudio.
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Hi Thomas,
Thanks. You know I thought about putting in difficulty factors. Might do a
version 2 with them. Don't know yet though.
BFN
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Why be difficult? Put some effort in and be impossible.
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Hi Gandalf,
Wow! 20 buses is great!
Glad to hear that you like the game so well. Thanks for saying so.
I've got to go and see if I can beat 20 buses. Only 15 so far for me.
BFN
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On monday, 26. November 2007 at10:07 [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
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Hi DJC,
Thank you. I appreciate hearing it very much.
BFN
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Just want to say what a terrific game this is Jim. So far I've jumped 3 and
looking for more. Nice work here bro.
Jim
If I knew everything that was about to happen, where would the fun be?
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Hi Claudio,
It is safer once you press enter to start your Harley to press the up arrow key
to shift into gear and then hold down the left control key. You can though
hold down the left control key and then very quickly press the up arrow key.
But as I said safer to press the up arrow key
28, 2007 4:09 AM
Subject: [Audyssey] homer on a harley
Hello all!
I have a problem with the game.
If i start my engine with ctrl i hear a sound and a boom and the game is
ofer.
What's the problem here?
Regards, Claudio.
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Hello Jim.
Thank you, this will help mee.
Regards, Claudio.
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, November 28, 2007 1:14 PM
Subject: Re: [Audyssey] Homer on a Harley
Hi Jim,
Yeah, right now my only serious request is to be prompted if I want to
play again or exit. I am rather annoyed with being ejected back to the
winkit menu and having to restart the game from scratch every time I
lose. Which
Subject: Re: [Audyssey] Homer on a Harley
Hi
That's odd after destroying my Harley, I'm taken back to the start of the
game an Otto with his intro. BTW If there are 3 bikes how can you change
them?
Ron
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Sent: Wednesday, November 28, 2007 1:14 PM
Subject: Re: [Audyssey] Homer on a Harley
Hi Jim,
Yeah, right now my only serious request is to be prompted if I want to
play again or exit. I am rather annoyed with being ejected back to the
winkit menu and having to restart the game from
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You have to shift up a lot to keep your engine from exploding. Its hard.
Especially after you get past the second turn. That's where I
practicing though.
Thanks Jim, keep up the good work.
Later,
Che
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Sent: Monday, November 26, 2007 10:20 PM
Subject: Re: [Audyssey] Homer on a Harley
You have to shift up a lot
it took me a few tries to beat the 2 bus record.
At 05:07 p.m. 27/11/2007, you wrote:
Hi Jim,
Here is my first impressions of the game. Well, I like both the theme
and sounds for the game so far, but I can't even make the first turn let
alone jump one bus.
I get as far as Marge starting to
Hi Mich,
Yes, in the menu where it says start your Harley there are options to change
voices, adjust rate of speech and adjust the volume of speech and sound files.
Some of the sapi5 voices are quieter than others. So I found out that unlike
recorded speech I need to have the volume
Hi Karl,
Yep, that is exactly how I do it. Except for some times as I said I do press
the control key just slightly before the up arrow key so as to peel out. But
otherwise...
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I have so far jumped 8 successfully. Here is the process:
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1. press up
Hi Kim,
Just use the Windows find feature or the My Computer or the Windows Explorer
and look in the
c:\program files\kitchensinc
folder for the file named uninhome.bat and run it.
Let me know if you need help with that.
BFN
Jim
If it doesn't say Kitchen's Inc on it. Someone else made
Hi Thomas,
I did not want to make the game too easy. It is a rather simplistic game. You
know it was like the first or second video game that I ever played. So I did
want to make it challenging. I kind of figured that some would have totally
beaten the game already. The record has to be
Hi Shadow Dragon,
Sounds like you are doing pretty well. The one thing that you might want to do
is, after the first turn use the left arrow to get near the left garde rail.
That way when you slide out a bit in the second turn you have a way to go
before hitting the outside garde rail. Of
Hi Che,
No, I did not put in a key to announce the speed. Mostly because I do not have
time to press one while lining up to the ramp and getting my speed correct. I
think that mostly it is learning what speed you are going in each gear by the
sound of your engine and the speeds that it does
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Subject: Re: [Audyssey] Homer on a Harley
you probably wouldn't want to.
Reason being is that they are your turning trak sides.
With my realspeak voice I can hear speech just fine.
At 07:33 p.m. 27/11/2007, you wrote:
I find that it is a bit
Just want to say what a terrific game this is Jim. So far I've jumped 3 and
looking for more. Nice work here bro.
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Hi Shadow Dragon,
Sounds like you are doing pretty well. The one thing that you might want
to
Hi Jim,
Yeah, you certainly made it challenging. I am sure I will tinker allot
more with the game after Christmas once the holiday madness dies down. I
really like the Simsons theme, and it is a cute little rainy day game.
I've also got Sarah to explore in depth once Draconis sends me my key
Hello gamers.
On monday, 26. November 2007 at10:07 [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
I have put a new file up on my web site.
file name WinHH.exe file size 2.2 meg
You are Homer, the Harley riding motorcycle dare devil. You have
brought three of your specially modified Harley Davidson motorcycles
my record is 8.
Regards,
Damien Sadler
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Sent: Tuesday, November 27, 2007 8:25 AM
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I got the first 2 busses no problem, but the third time
Subject: [Audyssey] homer on a harley
hi all how do you know when your at the end of your jump when you hit the
take off ramp and how do you stop your bike from over shooting the jump?
My first attempt was 218.9 feet instead of thirty feet.
Brandon
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I have put a new file up on my web site.
file name WinHH.exe file size 2.2 meg
You are Homer, the Harley riding motorcycle dare devil. You have brought three
of your specially modified Harley Davidson motorcycles to a small oval race
track to try to set the record for the number of
Very kool!
I will try it if i have time.
Regards, Claudio.
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, November 26, 2007 3:07 AM
Subject: [Audyssey] Homer on a Harley
Hi,
I have put a new file up on my web site.
file name WinHH.exe file size 2.2 meg
You are Homer, the Harley riding motorcycle dare devil. You have brought
three of your specially modified Harley Davidson motorcycles to a small
Yeh, and what does it means if sappi says: you have exceeded the maximum r p
m for too long?
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hi all how do you know when your at the end of your jump when you hit the take
off ramp and how do you stop your bike from over shooting the jump?
My first attempt was 218.9 feet instead of thirty feet.
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hi all how do you know when your at the end of your jump when you hit the
take off ramp and how do you stop your bike from over shooting the jump?
My first attempt was 218.9 feet instead of thirty feet
Ontario Canada.
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Sent: Monday, November 26, 2007 1:34 PM
Subject: [Audyssey] homer on a harley
hi all how do you know when your at the end of your jump when you hit the
take
Hi Charles,
Thank you for the Harley sound file. It is pretty nice. I did though already
have one that I got from a News Group. If I hadn't already had that one I
would have cut up and used the one that you sent to me.
Ok I'm off to be ornery.
BFN
Jim
Bad command or file name. Go
Hi Brandon,
Maggie's car horn marks the center beginning of the ramp.
spoiler space
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Here is a drive slash walk through.
I press the enter key to start my Harley. I press the left control key and the
up arrow key. Once I get to about 75 mph I press the up arrow key
Hi Nicol,
You can not hold down the left control key for ever. Your engine gets up to
it's maximum speed and if you hold it there for too long the engine will blow
up. The engine does sound different at and near it's maximum RPM slash speed.
You need to either let off the throttle slash
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Sent: Monday, November 26, 2007 4:58 PM
Subject: Re: [Audyssey] Homer on a Harley
Hi Nicol,
You can not hold down the left control key for ever. Your engine gets up
to it's maximum speed and if you hold it there for too long the engine
will blow up. The engine does
. grin.
Later,
Che
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Sent: Monday, November 26, 2007 7:02 PM
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That's ok. I'm usually not into racing games, but I thought I'd try
Hi Jim,
Here is my first impressions of the game. Well, I like both the theme
and sounds for the game so far, but I can't even make the first turn let
alone jump one bus.
I get as far as Marge starting to speak and either my engine explodes,
I flip my bike, or I hit the guard rail. Basically,
.
I'll have to play around with it a little more, so far though I haven't made
it past 1 single bus.
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You have to shift up a lot to keep your engine from exploding. Its hard.
Especially after you get past the second turn. That's where I have
trouble,
I
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You have to shift up a lot to keep your engine from exploding. Its hard.
Especially after you get past the second turn. That's where I have
trouble,
I
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I made it over the first two busses, but it is surely not easy.
If I am not mistaken, you can guide your bike through the curves by
listening
Hi Shaun,
Yeah, I hope people like the game even though it is a pretty simplistic game.
You know just getting your Harley up to the correct speed for the number of
buses. But I have put it on an oval track rather than just a straight runway.
I have been having fun with all of the Simpson's
I have all simpsons shows and the movie.
All in audio, thanks to some people and a now dead site however all are real
good.
I have heard an old sympsons game on an old system and liked it.
I hope that there will be more simpsons games in the series.
At 10:53 p.m. 6/11/2007, you wrote:
Hi Shaun,
Hi,
As some of you may know, the new game that I am working on is named Homer on a
Harley. It is all about the first or second video game that I ever played.
You as Homer on a Harley Davidson motorcycle must build up the correct speed to
jump the successive number of school buses.
BTW
wow this sounds like a cool game based off of evil coneevil stunts.
Brandon
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Sent: Monday, November 05, 2007 8:14 AM
Subject: [Audyssey] Homer on a Harley
Hi,
As some of you may know, the new
can't wait jim.
At 03:14 a.m. 6/11/2007, you wrote:
Hi,
As some of you may know, the new game that I am working on is named Homer on a
Harley. It is all about the first or second video game that I ever played.
You as Homer on a Harley Davidson motorcycle must build up the correct speed
to
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