Hi aLL ,
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his
dossier and says, Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place.
So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in.
Pretty soon, the
Hi aLL ,
CORPORATE LESSON # 1
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over who should
go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up,
Hi aLL ,
NASA was interviewing professionals they were thinking of sending to
Mars. The touchy part was that only one guy could go and it would be a
one-way trip, the guy not ever returning to Earth.
The interviewer asked the first
Hi aLL ,
Management : *8 Monkeys* ... ..*really** very
interesting*
(This is based on an actual experiment conducted in
U.K.)
Put eight monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room
is a ladder, leading to a
bunch of bananas hanging
HiaLL,
7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai.
So they both gather at Pune Station.
Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.
SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI):
Hi aLL ,
Think of a number (BETWEEN 3 and 999).
Multiply it by 3.
Now add 5 to the result.
Take away the number you first thought of.
Now add 7.
Subtract 2.
Add back the
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Hi aLL ,
Sometimes you need to tell someone that you are sorry
Last night you and your best friend had had a fight.
You decide not to talk to her the next day.
She smiles at you.
You grinde your teeth at her.
She tells her friends
Hi aLL ,
Decide which is better..he..he.he..not R
*IN PRISON*
*AT WORK*
*you** spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. *
*you** spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.*
*IN PRISON*
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Hi aLL ,
If you're in love with somebody,but that person doesn't know...tell her/him.
Maybe today, that person is also in love with you .
And if you don't say it, tomorrow can be too late .
If you really want to kiss somebody...
Hi aLL ,
A woman in a faded gingham dress and her husband, dressed in a homespun
threadbare suit, stepped off the train in Boston, and walked timidly,
without an appointment, into the Harvard University President's outer
office.
Hi aLL ,
World wide survey of Most Embarrassing Moment in human life
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There was a World wide survey of Most Embarrassing Moment in human life
and the final three incidents are
Third Place
It
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