g_b Engineering In Hell

2006-02-10 Thread Vinesh Gagnani
Hi aLL , An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place. So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the

g_b Humorous,Interesting Corporate Lessons.....Gr8

2006-02-09 Thread Vinesh Gagnani
Hi aLL , CORPORATE LESSON # 1 A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over who should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up,

g_b The Indian Brain

2006-02-07 Thread Vinesh Gagnani
Hi aLL , NASA was interviewing professionals they were thinking of sending to Mars. The touchy part was that only one guy could go and it would be a one-way trip, the guy not ever returning to Earth. The interviewer asked the first

g_b Hows Company Policy Get Established...

2006-02-07 Thread Vinesh Gagnani
Hi aLL , Management : *8 Monkeys* ... ..*really** very interesting* (This is based on an actual experiment conducted in U.K.) Put eight monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder, leading to a bunch of bananas hanging

g_b 7 Engineers and 7 Doctors .....Must Read ......ha ha ha ha ha

2006-02-05 Thread Vinesh Gagnani
HiaLL, 7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai. So they both gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority. SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI):

g_b Magic Of Maths///

2006-02-04 Thread Vinesh Gagnani
Hi aLL , Think of a number (BETWEEN 3 and 999). Multiply it by 3. Now add 5 to the result. Take away the number you first thought of. Now add 7. Subtract 2. Add back the

g_b TRUE STORY OF TWO FRIENDS(DONT MISS AND SEND TO ALL UR FREINDS)........

2006-02-02 Thread Vinesh Gagnani
-- Hi aLL , Sometimes you need to tell someone that you are sorry Last night you and your best friend had had a fight. You decide not to talk to her the next day. She smiles at you. You grinde your teeth at her. She tells her friends

g_b What is better....Prison Or At Work ?

2006-01-30 Thread Vinesh Gagnani
Hi aLL , Decide which is better..he..he.he..not R *IN PRISON* *AT WORK* *you** spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. * *you** spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.* *IN PRISON*

g_b Something to be done before its 2 late.....

2006-01-28 Thread Vinesh Gagnani
-- Hi aLL , If you're in love with somebody,but that person doesn't know...tell her/him. Maybe today, that person is also in love with you . And if you don't say it, tomorrow can be too late . If you really want to kiss somebody...

g_b How Stannford Univ Came Into Existence.......Must Read...

2006-01-27 Thread Vinesh Gagnani
Hi aLL , A woman in a faded gingham dress and her husband, dressed in a homespun threadbare suit, stepped off the train in Boston, and walked timidly, without an appointment, into the Harvard University President's outer office.

g_b Must Read::::::::World wide survey of Most Embarrassing Moment in human life

2006-01-20 Thread Vinesh Gagnani
Hi aLL , World wide survey of Most Embarrassing Moment in human life - There was a World wide survey of Most Embarrassing Moment in human life and the final three incidents are Third Place It