Re: g_b Problem with new format Yahoo.

2011-10-09 Thread asfan
Dear Abhay, Bahut, bahut shukriya for your  kind help. The problem has now been solved. Asfan. > >From: कान्हा मुंबई भारत >To: gay_bombay@yahoogroups.com >Sent: Saturday, 8 October 2011 11:48 AM >Subject: Re: g_b Problem with new format Yahoo. &g

g_b Problem with new format Yahoo.

2011-10-07 Thread asfan
Dear All. Ever since I started using the new format of Yahoo (which is going to be the standard Yahoo now on) I have been facing the problem of not getting the following headers: "From  To Subject Date" on all incoming email.  I don't know if any other GB, G_B subscribers are facing/faced a simi

g_b Wednesday's Woe

2011-10-05 Thread asfan
A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each" So the

Re: g_b Many happy returns of the day Asfan!

2011-10-02 Thread asfan
Thank you very much. A. > >From: Deep >To: gay_bombay@yahoogroups.com >Sent: Sunday, 2 October 2011 3:12 PM >Subject: g_b Many happy returns of the day Asfan! > > >  >I wish you a very happy birthday and many more years of fun

Re: g_b Monday musing-Asfan 01-10

2011-10-02 Thread asfan
Thank you. > >From: Sanjay Lulla >To: "gay_bombay@yahoogroups.com" >Sent: Sunday, 2 October 2011 11:12 AM >Subject: Re: g_b Monday musing-Asfan 01-10 > >  >Many Happy Returns of the Day Asfan

Re: g_b Re: [gb] Monday musing

2011-09-26 Thread asfan
Touche!! asfan --- On Mon, 26/9/11, Mike Morea wrote: From: Mike Morea Subject: g_b Re: [gb] Monday musing To: "gaybom...@yahoogroups.com" , "gay_bombay@yahoogroups.com" Date: Monday, 26 September, 2011, 2:16 PM   Ha ha ...  I recall reading this "Marri

g_b Monday musing

2011-09-26 Thread asfan
Sex is the price women have to pay for marriage. Marriage is the price men have to pay for sex. asfan

g_b E-Book on Sex Education

2011-09-18 Thread asfan
Hi, The FIRST EVER complete E-Book on Sex Education written by Indian experts is now available. Title of the E-Book – THE ULTIMATE SEX EDUCATION GUIDE (# 300 pages) Authors : Dr.Rajan B. Bhonsle, M.D. Senior Consultant in Sexual Medicine Dr.Minnu R. Bhonsle, Ph.D. Consulting Psychotherapi

g_b Sundae (an oldie)

2011-09-18 Thread asfan
An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to be putting everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers: "Captain Marvin has asked

g_b Saturday Smilie

2011-09-17 Thread asfan
Three people having sex is a -threesome Two people having sex is a - twosome . So next time someone calls you handsome, don't take it as a compliment!

g_b Friday's Funnie

2011-09-16 Thread asfan
A dog lover, whose dog was a female and in heat, agreed to look after her neighbors' male dog while the neighbors were on vacation. She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, r

g_b Thursday's Thought - profound!

2011-09-15 Thread asfan
>From a retired teacher As a former English teacher, I appreciate the example used in the following.  Only wish I could have used it in 8th grade classes - I'm sure they would've gotten it then.  In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that more and more people who send text messages

g_b Wednesday's wonders

2011-08-31 Thread asfan
1.There was an expectant father who had spent quite some time waiting for the offspring to arrive -at his in-laws place.   As his leave balance had gone into the red, he tells his father-in-law - " When my son comes, do not call up office and say that I have become a father of a boy, etc.  Othe

g_b Eid mubarak

2011-08-31 Thread asfan
Wishing Eid Mubarak to all my Muslim brethren. Have a nice day. asfan

g_b Tuesday's thought

2011-08-30 Thread asfan
As the hurricane said to the coconut tree, "Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."

g_b Tuesday's second thought (very profound)

2011-08-30 Thread asfan
ewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, "...please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?" The Chinese guy answers: "I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to you Jews for £200.00 each."  "Business  is  Business" asfan

g_b No Surprise for Bisexual Men: Report Indicates They Exist

2011-08-25 Thread asfan
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/08/23/health/23bisexual.html?nl=health&emc=healthupdateema2     function submitCCCForm(){ var PopUp = window.open('', '_Icon','location=no,toolbar=no,status=no,width=650,height=550,scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes'); var

g_b Apologies

2011-08-19 Thread asfan
OOps, I goofed  Pateti & Navroze are in August and not in September. sincere apologies. asfan

g_b Greetings

2011-08-17 Thread asfan
Wishing all bawaji LGBTs (and also the whole wide world) a happy Pateti (18th Sept.) and Navroze Mubarak (19th Sept.).   With best wishes for a very happy and prosperous New Year. asfan

g_b Funnie

2011-08-04 Thread asfan
A fellow passed a house with a little red light burning in front, so he stepped inside. There was nothing in sight, and nothing there but an empty bare hallway, with 2 doors reading "Over 35"and "Under 35". He decided to be truthful and entered the door that said "Over 35". He found himsel

g_b Thursday's Thunder

2011-08-03 Thread asfan
A guy was sunbathing in the nude on a beach. He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself up with the newspaper that he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have under the newspaper?” Thinking quickly, the fellow replied, "A bird".  The girl walked

Re: g_b (unknown)

2011-08-03 Thread asfan
proof. Cheers, asfan --- On Wed, 3/8/11, Aditya Bondyopadhyay wrote: From: Aditya Bondyopadhyay Subject: Re: g_b (unknown) To: gay_bombay@yahoogroups.com Date: Wednesday, 3 August, 2011, 12:12 PM   Asfan, sorry to say this but Epigenetics is not just a theory. There is a lot of research

g_b Wednesday's Woe

2011-08-03 Thread asfan
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with the news that the baby was his and asked what was he going to do about it? Finally he offered to provide her with free meat until the boy was 16. She ag

Re: g_b (unknown)

2011-08-02 Thread asfan
Interesting, but  still a theory. No definite proof. asfan --- On Tue, 2/8/11, Anon Anon wrote: From: Anon Anon Subject: g_b (unknown) To: gay_bombay@yahoogroups.com Date: Tuesday, 2 August, 2011, 4:47 PM Dear All, Please go though the link http://www.youtube.com

Re: g_b Chinese Restaurant

2011-08-02 Thread asfan
Good one!!! asfan --- On Tue, 2/8/11, Mike Morea wrote: From: Mike Morea Subject: g_b Chinese Restaurant To: "gay bombay" Date: Tuesday, 2 August, 2011, 5:39 AM   What did the gay man say in the Chinese restaurant? "May I please have the cream of sum yung gai?" Morea.

g_b Tuesday's Torture

2011-08-01 Thread asfan
 Walking through the woods a man comes up to another   man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquires, "Just out of  curiosity, what the hell are you doing?"   I’m listening to the music of the tree."   "You gotta be  kiddin' me."   No, would you like to give

g_b Sundae - an old one but still funny

2011-07-31 Thread asfan
Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting and wanted to go out and party. He called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club & pick up some young girls.   Batman said Robin was ill & he had to look after him. A little disappointed, Superman "SMS" Spiderman to see if h

Fw: Re: g_b Saturday Smilie

2011-07-31 Thread asfan
OOps, just found it was Mike Morea. Sorry about that. asfan --- On Sun, 31/7/11, asfan wrote: From: asfan Subject: Re: g_b Saturday Smilie To: gay_bombay@yahoogroups.com Date: Sunday, 31 July, 2011, 2:51 PM Soory about that.  Perhaps, it was me only!!! Ah, the ageing grey cells

Re: g_b Saturday Smilie

2011-07-31 Thread asfan
Soory about that.  Perhaps, it was me only!!! Ah, the ageing grey cells!!! asfan --- On Sun, 31/7/11, Mike Morea wrote: From: Mike Morea Subject: Re: g_b Saturday Smilie To: gay_bombay@yahoogroups.com Date: Sunday, 31 July, 2011, 5:10 AM   Asfan: You must have liked this joke very

g_b Saturday Smilie

2011-07-30 Thread asfan
the back of the photo he scrawled "How do you like it? Don't I look like a count?" Shortly after, the son received this terse note: "You idiot, it cost us a fortune to send you to college, and  you can't even spell!" asfan

Re: g_b Re: A great experience

2011-07-28 Thread asfan
And didn't you enjoy it!!! Made ur day asfan --- On Thu, 28/7/11, Deep wrote: From: Deep Subject: g_b Re: A great experience To: gay_bombay@yahoogroups.com Date: Thursday, 28 July, 2011, 8:02 PM  Asfan! He did the same to me before Harry Potter 3D, only 350 bucks.  :-) -

g_b A great experience

2011-07-27 Thread asfan
d soon look into my soul and say…"Okay, Sir, you can board your flight now." asfan

Re: g_b Real achievement!

2011-07-27 Thread asfan
I had not realised that posting a joke would be misunderstod and create such a rumpus.  I do hope that matters are put to a rest now and all correspondence ceases. asfan --- On Tue, 26/7/11, Mike Morea wrote: From: Mike Morea Subject: Re: g_b Real achievement! To: gay_bombay@yahoogroups.com

Re: g_b Real achievement!

2011-07-26 Thread asfan
Thank you. asfan --- On Tue, 26/7/11, Tintin Mumbai India wrote: From: Tintin Mumbai India Subject: Re: g_b Real achievement! To: gay_bombay@yahoogroups.com Date: Tuesday, 26 July, 2011, 1:24 AM   Mike, Tumhaare joke joke... Aur doosre ke joke ka balaatkaar??? Asfan, koi nahi... ye kal

Re: g_b Real achievement!

2011-07-25 Thread asfan
Only he was driving.  If you had been in that bus wouldn't you and the other passengers have kicked up a ruckus? So much fuss over a mere joke!  Really!!! asfan --- On Mon, 25/7/11, Mike Morea wrote: From: Mike Morea Subject: Re: g_b Real achievement! To: gay_bombay@yahoogroups.com

g_b After Long Wait, Same-Sex Couples Marry in New York [7 Attachments]

2011-07-25 Thread asfan
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/07/25/nyregion/after-long-wait-same-sex-couples-marry-in-new-york.html?nl=todaysheadlines&emc=tha2         After Long Wait, Same-Sex Couples Marry in New York Ruth Fremson/The New York Times Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg officiated at the wedding of t

g_b Real achievement!

2011-07-25 Thread asfan
drinks with some fellow-gays and had way too many scotch's as well as beers.  Knowing full well I was sozzled, I did something I've never done before - I took a bus home. I arrived home safely and without incident which was a real surprise, since I had never driven a bus before asfan

g_b One Step Forward, More to Take

2011-07-25 Thread asfan
  http://www.nytimes.com/2011/07/24/opinion/sunday/24sun2.html?nl=todaysheadlines&emc=tha211    THE NEW YORK TIMES  July 23, 2011 One Step Forward, More to Take It was a profoundly important and deeply gratifying sight: Some of the top officers and civilian leaders of the United S

g_b sundae

2011-07-20 Thread asfan
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, 'What's the story?' He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor' She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'

g_b Monday Melody

2011-07-20 Thread asfan
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. 'Impossible!' says the doctor.. 'Show me.' The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee

Re: g_b Being Deeply in Loved by Someone Gives you strength

2011-07-16 Thread asfan
The first part is passive and the second one is active. asfan --- On Sat, 16/7/11, Ramesh wrote: From: Ramesh Subject: Re: g_b Being Deeply in Loved by Someone Gives you strength To: gay_bombay@yahoogroups.com Date: Saturday, 16 July, 2011, 5:52 PM   Some of these old sayings make

g_b As Same-Sex Marriage Becomes Legal, Some Choices May Be Lost

2011-07-12 Thread asfan
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/07/09/business/some-companies-want-gays-to-wed-to-get-health-benefits.html?nl=health&emc=healthupdateema4          July 8, 2011 As Same-Sex Marriage Becomes Legal, Some Choices May Be Lost By TARA SIEGEL BERNARD Now that same-sex marriage has been legalized i

g_b Friday's Funnie

2011-07-08 Thread asfan
*Two lions in the jungle had a long-standing feud.  They claimed the same territory, daring the other to step over the line.  Strange as it seems, the boundary between their turfs was a well-travelled trail through the jungle.   Every day, all day long, both lions lay in the brush staring acros

Re: g_b problem

2011-07-08 Thread asfan
ted (read compulsive masturbation without the physical need several times a day).  and in nearly all those cases the cure lies in other parts of life and not the act itself.     Manoj.   --- On Wed, 6/7/11, asfan wrote: From: asfan Subject: Re: g_b problem To: gay_bombay@yahoogroups.com Date: Wed

g_b Thought for Thursday

2011-07-06 Thread asfan
Medical alert - worse than bedbugs!...      What is a calorie? Calories are the little bastards that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter. MY CLOSET IS INFESTED WITH THE LITTLE NASTIES. asfan

Re: g_b problem

2011-07-05 Thread asfan
Utter nonsense!!  Better read Dr. Watsa's column in "Mumbai Mirror" daily if you are in Mumbai.  Will improve your general knowledge (or rather, lack of it).  Member size change, indeed! asfan --- On Tue, 5/7/11, Mike Morea wrote: From: Mike Morea Subject: Re:

Re: g_b problem

2011-07-05 Thread asfan
Masturbate each time before you step out of the house! asfan --- On Sun, 3/7/11, Nick Dsouza wrote: From: Nick Dsouza Subject: g_b problem To: gay_bombay@yahoogroups.com Date: Sunday, 3 July, 2011, 10:05 PM   i watch a lot of gay porn and whenever i see a cute sexy bottom my cock

Re: g_b Re: [gb] Saturday Smilie

2011-07-03 Thread asfan
Well, SF is the gay US Mecca, isn't it? asfan --- On Sat, 2/7/11, Manoj wrote: From: Manoj Subject: g_b Re: [gb] Saturday Smilie To: "gb" , "g_b" , "gb" Date: Saturday, 2 July, 2011, 10:44 PM   U meant do it only in SF, rt? :p F

g_b (unknown)

2011-07-03 Thread asfan
ht to speak.  So, if you don't like what he writes, just use the delete button in the Inbox when you read his name. Do not forget that he is an activist for OUR rights - how many of his detactors are?? How many of us are doing what he is?  Don't be ungrateful.  Count your blessings. asfan

g_b Saturday Smilie

2011-07-02 Thread asfan
After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test on the National Health Service, a guy decided to have his next test carried out  while visiting in San Francisco where the beautiful nurses are more gentle and accommodating. He lay naked on his side on the table, and the n

g_b Wednesday's Wonder

2011-06-22 Thread asfan
TOO OLD TO SQUAT An elderly man really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror, admiring his body, and noticed that he  was suntanned all over with the exception of his penis. So he decided to do something about that.

Re: g_b Thursday's Thunder

2011-06-17 Thread asfan
Thank u. asfan --- On Fri, 17/6/11, Aditya Bondyopadhyay wrote: From: Aditya Bondyopadhyay Subject: Re: g_b Thursday's Thunder To: gay_bombay@yahoogroups.com, gaybom...@yahoogroups.com Date: Friday, 17 June, 2011, 10:50 AM   Excellent On 6/16/11, asfan wrote: > >  The tal

g_b Thursday's Thunder

2011-06-16 Thread asfan
 The tale of Freddy Law This is the tale of Freddy Law whose sexual equipment got jammed in the door. By the time they freed him, he didn't feel well for his private parts were mangled as hell. They rushed him to hospital, the ambulance flew, but when they arrived, there's nought they could do.

Re: g_b Adoptions Rise by Same-Sex Couples, Despite Legal Barriers

2011-06-15 Thread asfan
Adapt (Verb transitive) To make suitable; to make to correspond; to fit or suit; to proportion.   Adopt (Verb transitive) To take by choice into relationship, as, child, heir, friend, citizen, etc.; especially to take voluntarily (a child of other parents) to be in the place of, or as, one's o

g_b A Perfect Doctor, but Behind the Times

2011-06-15 Thread asfan
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/06/14/health/views/14welby.html?nl=health&emc=healthupdateema10   June 13, 2011 A Perfect Doctor, but Behind the Times By HOWARD MARKEL, M.D. For millions of us he was the perfect physician, even if he never existed. Every week from 1969 to 1976, viewers

g_b Adoptions Rise by Same-Sex Couples, Despite Legal Barriers

2011-06-14 Thread asfan
  http://www.nytimes.com/2011/06/14/us/14adoption.html?nl=todaysheadlines&emc=tha23   June 13, 2011 Adoptions Rise by Same-Sex Couples, Despite Legal Barriers By SABRINA TAVERNISE Growing numbers of gay couples across the country are adopting, according to census data, despite an uneven legal

Re: g_b All about Black money

2011-06-13 Thread asfan
What place does this posting have on the gb site and how did the moderators pass this political diatribe? asfan --- On Mon, 13/6/11, bestpal...@ymail.com wrote: From: bestpal...@ymail.com Subject: g_b All about Black money To: gay_bombay@yahoogroups.com Date: Monday, 13 June, 2011, 4:06 PM

g_b Same-Sex Vote Unlikely in California

2011-06-13 Thread asfan
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/06/13/us/13prop.html?nl=todaysheadlines&emc=tha23   June 12, 2011 Same-Sex Vote Unlikely in California By JESSE McKINLEY SAN FRANCISCO — It was three years ago this month that thousands of gay couples began to wed in California after the state’s highest co

g_b SCOUTS GET PREPARED FOR MORE GAY RECRUITS

2011-06-05 Thread asfan
http://www.scotsman.com/ViewArticle.aspx?SectionID=6985&ArticleID=6779839   THE SCOTSMAN SCOUTS GET PREPARED FOR MORE GAY RECRUITS Published Date: 05 June 2011 By Marc Horne BE PREPARED - for equality. In a landmark decision, the Scouts are looking to welcome more gay recruits and leaders. B

g_b Fridays's Funnie

2011-06-05 Thread asfan
A group of 40–year–old gays discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the waiters there had tight pants and nice bums.  10 years later at 50 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should

g_b A sad day for Scotland, claims gay row minister

2011-05-26 Thread asfan
  http://www.scotsman.com/ViewArticle.aspx?SectionID=6985&ArticleID=6774501       A sad day for Scotland, claims gay row minister   Protesters gather outside the General Assembly meeting on the Mound in Edinburgh. Picture: Phil Wilkinson   Published Date: 26 May 2011 By Craig Brown A CH

g_b Church at crossroads over issue of gays in the clergy

2011-05-25 Thread asfan
http://www.scotsman.com/ViewArticle.aspx?SectionID=6985&ArticleID=6772707   THE SCOTSMAN Church at crossroads over issue of gays in the clergy Published Date: 23 May 2011 By Craig Brown and Stephen Mcginty THE Church of Scotland will today face one of its biggest crises in 150 years as a vot

g_b friday's funnie

2011-05-21 Thread asfan
A man goes into hospital for a vasectomy. When he wakes up he's surrounded by several anxious looking doctors and asks nervously "Is there a problem?" The head surgeon says gently, with tears in his eyes, "I'm afraid so...I'm sorry but your notes got mixed up and we've given you

g_b Church Report Cites Social Tumult in Priest Scandals

2011-05-19 Thread asfan
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/18/us/18bishops.html?nl=todaysheadlines&emc=tha2      function submitCCCForm(){ PopUp = window.open('', '_Icon','location=no,toolbar=no,status=no,width=650,height=550,scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes'); this.document.

g_b Tuesday's Thought (a rather old one!)

2011-05-17 Thread asfan
Confession An elderly man walks into a confessional... The following conversation ensues: Man: ‘I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I

g_b The Wrong Reasons for Same-Sex Marriage

2011-05-16 Thread asfan
      May 15, 2011 The Wrong Reasons for Same-Sex Marriage By JAYE CEE WHITEHEAD Forest Grove, Ore. IN a letter to the New York State Legislature last month, top business executives endorsed same-sex marriage on the ground that “attracting talent is key to our state’s economic future.

g_b Thought for the day

2011-05-15 Thread asfan
"If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time."   - Josh Billings

g_b Friday's Funnie

2011-05-12 Thread asfan
Partners help each other undress, before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you get screwed.

g_b Sundae

2011-05-08 Thread asfan
Forgot my glasses    Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.  She suggested I go down to the senior centre and hang out with the guys.   I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.  She said "Are you nuts?

Re: g_b Sadly - I AM - doesn't live up to its hype

2011-05-02 Thread asfan
hustler get the PIN code of the ATM card? And who is the actor?  Quite a dish   Even though the theatre was 3/4 full when I saw the movie I doubt if it would complete even a week's run. The comments I heard from the audience after it ended were far from complimentary. asfan --- On

Re: g_b HELP ME FOR MY SKIN PROBLEM

2011-04-22 Thread asfan
See a surgeon. Don't waste time asking for advice on the gb list. asfan --- On Fri, 22/4/11, mad cow wrote: From: mad cow Subject: g_b HELP ME FOR MY SKIN PROBLEM To: gay_bombay@yahoogroups.com Date: Friday, 22 April, 2011, 3:23 AM   TO   ALL MY GAY FRIENDS PLZ ADVICE ME H

g_b Lack of Success Terminates Study in Africa of AIDS Prevention in Women

2011-04-19 Thread asfan
  http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/19/world/africa/19hiv.html?nl=health&emc=healthupdateema4   function submitCCCForm(){ PopUp = window.open('', '_Icon','location=no,toolbar=no,status=no,width=650,height=550,scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes'); this.do

Re: g_b We The People on the parents of queer children

2011-04-18 Thread asfan
r the male parents' views. asfan --- On Mon, 18/4/11, vgd67 wrote: From: vgd67 Subject: g_b We The People on the parents of queer children To: gay_bombay@yahoogroups.com Date: Monday, 18 April, 2011, 2:27 PM  For those who missed it, here is Barkha's We The People looking at t

Re: g_b mid life crisis for single gay men

2011-04-18 Thread asfan
oo am a single "young" uncle to my friends' children and even grandchildren. And I LOVE being so! Cheers, asfan --- On Mon, 18/4/11, c saket wrote: From: c saket Subject: Re: g_b mid life crisis for single gay men To: gay_bombay@yahoogroups.com Date: Monday, 18 April, 2011, 2:18 P

Re: g_b Ratan Tata

2011-04-13 Thread asfan
I saw the interview on CNN and was amused, to say the least. asfan --- On Wed, 13/4/11, modera...@gaybombay.in wrote: From: modera...@gaybombay.in Subject: g_b Ratan Tata To: gay_bombay@yahoogroups.com Date: Wednesday, 13 April, 2011, 11:02 PM   There were whispers that Ratan Tata was

g_b The correct use

2011-04-13 Thread asfan
 A gay bird  goes into the doctor's office  and has some tests run.  The doctor comes back and says,  ' Shirish , I'm not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS.' Shirish is devastated.. 'Doc, what can I do? Doc:  Eat 1 curry sausage,  1 head of Cabbage,  20 unpeeled carrots drenched in ho

g_b myonepenny

2011-04-08 Thread asfan
site would you please come back? Thanks, asfan

g_b Thursday's Thunder

2011-04-07 Thread asfan
A man goes into Barnes and Nobles Bookstore and asks the young lady assistant, "Do you have the new book out for men with short penises? I can't remember the title." She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet." The man said, "That's the one, I'll take a copy."

g_b U.S. Panel Suggests Research Into Causes and Prevalence of Health Issues Facing Gays

2011-04-05 Thread asfan
  http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/01/health/policy/01gays.html?nl=health&emc=healthupdateema6     March 31, 2011 U.S. Panel Suggests Research Into Causes and Prevalence of Health Issues Facing Gays By ROBERT PEAR WASHINGTON — The federal government should systematically collect demogra

g_b Illness More Prevalent Among Older Gay Adults

2011-04-05 Thread asfan
 http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/05/health/research/05gay.html?nl=health&emc=healthupdateema6       April 1, 2011 Disparities: Illness More Prevalent Among Older Gay Adults By RONI CARYN RABIN Older lesbian, gay and bisexual adults in California are more likely to suffer from chronic physi

Re: g_b Informing about my marriage

2011-04-01 Thread asfan
Really!  Hee hee!!! A menage a trois??? asfan --- On Fri, 1/4/11, Aditya Bondyopadhyay wrote: From: Aditya Bondyopadhyay Subject: g_b Informing about my marriage To: gaybom...@yahoogroupa.com, gay_bombay@yahoogroups.com Date: Friday, 1 April, 2011, 8:53 AM   Dear All, I have

g_b Catholic Order Reaches $166 Million Settlement With Sexual Abuse Victims

2011-03-26 Thread asfan
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/26/us/26jesuits.html?nl=todaysheadlines&emc=tha23      March 25, 2011 Catholic Order Reaches $166 Million Settlement With Sexual Abuse Victims By WILLIAM YARDLEY SEATTLE — A Roman Catholic religious order in the Northwest has agreed to pay $166 million to

g_b Merchiston murder is third gay death in a month

2011-03-24 Thread asfan
THE SCOTSMAN   http://www.scotsman.com/ViewArticle.aspx?SectionID=6985&ArticleID=6739370 Merchiston murder is third gay death in a month Published Date: 24 March 2011 By SHÂN ROSS   POLICE yesterday acted to calm fears in Edinburgh's gay community after a murder investigation was launched

g_b Tuesday's Thought

2011-03-22 Thread asfan
  I got a new stick deodorant today.  The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom.    I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells lovely

g_b Re:Sarongs

2011-03-22 Thread asfan
If one really wants to know how a sarong should be 'sexily' wrapped I would recommend any old movie starring Dorothy Lamour.  I am sure there would be some available on the net. asfan

g_b Navroze Mubarak

2011-03-20 Thread asfan
Wishing all bawa GLBTs and the whole wide world a very happy Jamshedi Navroze Mubarak.   May the New Year see the delegation of 377 to the limbo. Amen. asfan

g_b Art classes

2011-03-12 Thread asfan
A college professor in an art class asked his students to sketch a naked man. As the professor walked around the class checking the sketches, he noticed that one of the young ladies had sketched the man with an erection.  The professor said, "Oh, no, I wanted it the other way." She replied, "Wh

g_b Flattery

2011-03-12 Thread asfan
Imitation is the best form of flattery asfan

g_b Thursday's Thunder

2011-03-09 Thread asfan
 The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place  her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of  underwear.  'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?', Ole demanded.  'Well' she said, 'you don't give me enough housekeeping money to  afford

g_b Wednesday's wonder

2011-03-09 Thread asfan
says: 'You mean I was here already?'     The moral of the story: Don't be afraid of getting old; Alzheimer's has its advantages. asfan

g_b Too Long to Wait

2011-03-09 Thread asfan
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/08/opinion/08tue2.html?nl=todaysheadlines&emc=tha211       March 7, 2011 Too Long to Wait Seven months have passed since Proposition 8, California’s voter-approved ban on same-sex marriages, was ruled unconstitutional by a federal judge in San Francisco

Re: g_b D GREEK GOD

2011-03-03 Thread asfan
Me too. asfan --- On Thu, 3/3/11, Manu Sharma wrote: From: Manu Sharma Subject: Re: g_b D GREEK GOD To: gay_bombay@yahoogroups.com Date: Thursday, 3 March, 2011, 10:42 AM   E..     On 2 March 2011 23:32, RAJEEV wrote:   Check Him Out

g_b Wednesday's Wonder!!

2011-03-02 Thread asfan
The Redneck went to the hospital As his wife was having a baby.  Upon arriving,  the Nurse says  "Congratulations,  Your wife has had quints,  5 big baby boys."  The Redneck says,  "I'm not surprised,  I have a penis on me like a chimney."  The nurse replies,  "You might want to consider

g_b Tuesday's Thought

2011-03-01 Thread asfan
For Deep: *Two Woodpeckers* So, this Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed  Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecke

g_b Monday's Melody

2011-02-28 Thread asfan
Grandma's boyfriend:   A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?'  Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfrie

g_b Saturday Smilie

2011-02-26 Thread asfan
One Monday morning the postman is walking through the neighbourhood on his usual route, delivering the mail. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by David, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer, wine and

g_b What the Gay Marriage News Means

2011-02-24 Thread asfan
  http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/subjects/s/same_sex_marriage/index.html?nl=todaysheadlines&emc=tha2 The New York Times February 23, 2011, 7:19 pm What the Gay Marriage News Means for You By TARA SIEGEL BERNARD On Wednesday, President Obama directed the Justice De

g_b Mr. Obama Moves Against Bias

2011-02-24 Thread asfan
  http://www.nytimes.com/2011/02/24/opinion/24thu1.html?nl=todaysheadlines&emc=tha211      February 23, 2011 Mr. Obama Moves Against Bias In a heartening reversal, President Obama has instructed the Justice Department to stop defending the constitutionality of the Defense of Marriage Act

g_b U.S., in Shift, Sees Marriage Act as Violation of Gay Rights

2011-02-23 Thread asfan
    February 23, 2011 U.S., in Shift, Sees Marriage Act as Violation of Gay Rights By CHARLIE SAVAGE and SHERYL GAY STOLBERG WASHINGTON — President Obama, in a major legal policy shift, has directed the Justice Department to stop defending the Defense of Marriage Act — the 1996 law tha

Re: g_b Planet Romeo Profiles Exposed In A TV Channel

2011-02-23 Thread asfan
I tried to hook on to the link and recieved the following message:   This video has been removed because its content violated YouTube's Terms of Service. Sorry about that.     Could someone who had seen it tell us what it was about? Thanks, Asfan. --- On Tue, 22/2/11, Sam Thomas

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