Once a farmer has a horse, who has a very depressing face, so the farmer puts
up an ad in local newspaper.
Anybody who makes my horse laugh, gets $10,000. The next day a man comes up
to the farm and says I can do it, just let me be alone with the horse for 5
minutes. The farmer agrees.
After
Dear Mimo69,
This is an interesting article but where did you read it?
Is it from an established medical/scientific journal?
Or is it a personal opinion of the author?
Please do inform as some of it doesn't seem plausible.
Thanks,
Asfan.
Mimo69 [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote
Published Date: 13 March 2008
Source: The Scotsman
Catholic bishop hits out at 'gay conspiracy' to destroy Christianity
By TRISTAN STEWART-ROBERTSON
ONE of Scotland's most senior Catholics has launched an attack on the gay
lobby in Scotland, claiming there is a huge and
GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did
he do to deserve that?
GIRL: Well, he kissed me.
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist kissed the girl )
GIRL: ..Yes!
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local restaurant.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a
while the lights would turn off. Each time thelights would go out, the place
would erupt into cheers. However, when the revellers saw the nun, the
readers also castigate this illeterate, shameless, idioticand ruthless
Mr.
Pasha.
We can do without his ilk. He is the type of person responsible
for gays being at the recieving end.
Asfan.
pasha_trans [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
No PROBLEM it cab be solved peacefully.
HOW
At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne,
a lovely 25 year old.
Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after
their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms,
because she is concerned that her new but aged husband
may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night
A young woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing
herself into the Arabian Sea off the Gateway of India..
She went down to the pier and was about to leap into the frigid water when a
handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier crying. He took
Good evening ladies, Sherlock Holmes said as he passed three women eating
bananas on a park bench.
Do you know them? Dr. Watson asked.
No, Holmes replied, I've never met the nun, the prostitute or the bride we
just passed.
Good Lord, Holmes, how in the world did you know all that?
A man was brought to Mercy Hospital, and went in for heart surgery. The
operation went well, and as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was
reassured by a Sister of Mercy waiting by his bed.
Mr. Smith, you're going to be just fine, the nun said while patting his
hand. We do have to
A group of cowboys were out on the range branding some cattle.
While they were away the new cook saw a sheep tied to a post.
Thinking it was for that night's dinner he slaughtered the sheep,
and cooked it.
That night after dinner the cowboys were all sulking and ignoring
the cook.
He pulled one
Dear Lizzie,
One could always try. Do let me know the results in due course.
I am so glad you like and enjoy my pearls of wisdom. I am, indeed,
very grateful.
Asfan.
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Asfan -
As most people I stay with do not wear underpants...do you
From: New Scientist 2 Feb 2008:
Magnets in underpants
WE ARE surprised nobody thought of this before: a magnetic therapy for the
world's most over-advertised dysfunction. The makers of Magnehance claim that
if you are male you can enhance your organ's performance by wearing a flexible
our old concept of the Indian (and not merely
the Mumbai) police - do anything to make money.
Asfan.
lgbtindiagroup [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Hi All
Pastied below is the coverage of the busted gay party in mumbai
papers. today's hindustan times , mumbai, has the pics
A salesman checked into a futuristic hotel.
Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's
meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if
there was a barber on the premises.
I'm afraid not, sir, the clerk told him
apologetically, but down the hall from your room is
a vending
At the village fair the showman was shouting his wares in order to attract
customers.
Roll up, ladies and gentlemen and see the leopard. With all his spots! One
spot for each day of the year. Eh, whats that lady? Leap year? O. K.
George, he called out to his assistant.
From Times Online
January 30, 2008
Heath Ledger's last movie role could be completed by computer
Philippe Naughton and agencies
Heath Ledger could appear in his last film courtesy of computer wizardry -
unless its director persuades Johnny Depp to step into his role instead.
The young
A guy goes to hell and is met by the devil. The devil explains that the
punishments are changed every thousand years, so he is to select his first
punishment.
In the first room, he sees a young guy on the wall being whipped. The new guy
is not keen on this, so he asks to see the next room.
Guts or Balls?
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know
the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition
for each is listed below...
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
your wife with a
Two parents take their son on a vacation to a nude beach. The father goes for a
walk on the beach, and the son goes and plays in the water. The son comes
running up to his mom and
says, Mommy, I saw ladies with breasts a lot bigger than yours!
The mom says, The bigger they are, the dumber they
THE NEW YORK TIMES
January 24, 2008
Appraisal
Prince of Intensity With a Lightness of Touch
By A. O. SCOTT
The defining performance of Heath Ledgers tragically foreshortened career
more or less equivalent to what Jim Stark in Rebel Without a Cause was for
James Dean will
Done the needful.
Mr. Portugal gets zero marks from me.Ugh!!!
Asfan
Vikram D [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
You've voted (or not) for Indian Idol, Sa Re Ga Ma, Nach Baliye and
every other Indian reality show that requires votes, even though none of them
had the (openly) gay
Grandma's boyfriend
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys
in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, 'Grandma, how
come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?'
Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I
The Madam opened the brothel door to see a frail, elderly gentleman. Can I
help you? the madam asked.
I want Natalie, the old man replied.
Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else...
No, I must see Natalie.
Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the old man that
A Code Of Ethical Behaviour For Patients
1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.
Involvement with the patient's suffering might cause him to
lose valuable scientific objectivity.
2. Be cheerful at all times. Your doctor leads a busy and
trying life and
A prostitute went to visit a colleague in the hospital just before she was
about to have a heart transplant.
The woman, concerned about her friend's welfare, went up to the surgeon who was
going to perform the operation and said Doctor, I'm worried about my friend.
What if her body rejects the
THE NEW YORK TIMES
January 2, 2008
New H.I.V. Cases Drop, but Rise in Young Gay Men
By SARAH KERSHAW
For years he had numbed his pain and fear with drugs, alcohol and anonymous
sex. But in a flash of clarity one day, when the crystal meth was wearing off,
Javier Arriola dragged himself
In a recent on-line poll, 38,562
women were asked to identify a woman's ultimate fantasy.
97.8 percent of the respondents said that a woman's ultimate fantasy is
to have two men at once.
While this poll result has been verified by a recent sociological study,
it appears that most men do not
CANNIBAL RESTAURANT
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came
upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over
the menu...
+ Tourist: $5
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Baked Democrat or Grilled
The Maid asked for a raise.
The Madam was very upset about this and asked: Now
Maria, why do you want an increase?
Maria: Well Madam, there are three reasons why I
want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.
Madam: Who said you iron better than me?
Maria: The Master said
From The Times
November 26, 2007
Attorney-General set to scupper plans to make gay hate a crime
Richard Ford and Frances Gibb
Government plans to criminalise the stirring up of hatred against gays and
lesbians are in disarray because of a Cabinet split over the need for such a
A young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first ever physical exam.
After checking all of her vitals and running
The usual tests, the doctor said,
Well, Running Doe, you are in fine health.
I could find no problems.
I did notice one abnormality however.
Oh, what is
There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his
new shiny bike stopped beside him.
''Nice bike,'' the cop said, ''did Santa bring it to you?''
''Yep,'' the little boy said, ''he sure did!''
The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a $20 ticket he
After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the
following results on corporate America's recreation preferences:
1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: Basketball.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: Bowling.
3. The
Three friends (two straight guys and a gay guy) and their significant others
were on a cruise. A tidal wave came and swamped the ship and they all drowned.
The next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter.
First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head
Dear Moderators,
Of late none of my postings to the gb and g_b sites
have seen the light of day. Have I been blacklisted?
Please do let me know.
Thanks,
Asfan.
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dont know about gb but on this group, you are a valued subscriber. i
An elephant asks a camel: Why are your breasts on your back?
That's a strange question, says the camel, from someone whose dick is on his
face
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Golf resort
A guy receives a brochure in the mail for a golf resort where everything
costs just $1.
He jumps at the offer and heads off for a weekend of unlimited golf.
He plays a round of golf. It cost him a buck. He goes for lunch, it costs
him another buck. He goes for dinner that evening, it
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went
to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, Since you've been such a good
man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang
out with anyone you want - in Heaven. Arthur thought about it
From Times Online
September 18, 2007
Archbishop calls secret service for gay clergy to halt slide towards schism
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article pages to rotate the images of a story. */ var sImageBrowserImagePath =
''; var
A lady from California purchased a piece of timberland in Oregon. There was a
large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to get a good
view of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top,
she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.
In her
I'm Not Old... Just Mature
Today at the drugstore, the clerk was a gent.
From my purchase this chap took off ten percent.
I asked for the cause of a lesser amount;
And he answered, Because of the Seniors Discount.
SMART ASS ANSWER #6
It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline.
Would you like dinner? the flight attendant asked
John, seated in front.
What are my choices? John asked.
Yes or no, she replied.
SMART ASS ANSWER #5
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure
gate to check
IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be
thinking about trading it in for a newer model.
I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish
and my paint job is getting a little dull, but
that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus and
Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the
lake.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, I can't
understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same
age, we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.
Well, said the big Croc, what have you been
What dating was like in 1956.
It's the summer of 1956 and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue.
Harold's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a duck tail hairdo.
When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's mother answers and
invites him in. Peggy Sue's not
A woman dies and goes to heaven. She is horrified to see another woman
screaming in pain as St. Peter drills holes into her shoulders to fasten the
wings.Then she hears a man screaming and sees them drilling holes in his head
to fasten the halo.
Screw You! she tells St. Peter. I'll go to the
Only the greengrocer and the fruiterer will benifit from these.
The only aphrodisiac effect that any of them would have would
be from a placebo effect.
Of course, there are nutrients and anti-oxidants in them and
they are benificial to one's well-being.
But, to the libido? NO.
Asfan
I think both the docs will f--ck each other!
And have a swell time.
Haha!!!
Asfan.
Bloot Fontaine [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
From an old Readers' Digest Magazine:
A small girl went to a Doctor with a question. She
told the Doctor she was not very confident the Doctor
would
A concerned patient asked the doctor if masturbation is harmful.
Not usually, answered the doctor. Not unless you do it too often.
How about three times a day? the patient asked.
That seems a little excessive. Why don't you get a girlfriend?
Oh,... I already have a girlfriend, the patient replied.
Truly heartwarming, to say the least.
How different it was in the '60s, when
I was in my 30s!
A.
edwardxderwent [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
that's how i characterise the following story. it's a change in
attitude that i believe i see here in australia also - enough
momentum has built
A gay couple is driving along one afternoon, and while stopped at a stop sign,
they are rear-ended by a big semi. Furiously, the guy in the passenger side
throws his purse on the seat, gets out of the car, goes back to the truck and
starts banging on the door.
The truck driver opens the door
Sorry, that should have read, in the '70s
and not 60s.
I am not THAT old!
A.
asfan [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Truly heartwarming, to say the least.
How different it was in the '60s, when
I was in my 30s!
A.
edwardxderwent [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Recent
Geez!!!
Didn't know u were an author.
Great man !
Congratulations.
A.
Peter Joseph Swanson [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
It's about time. I wrote the first draft in 1984 (so it takes place
then - ha ha). What year is it now? It's funny how if you live long
enough you can
Every year at the state fair Paul entered the lottery for the brand-new truck
and lost. This year, he told his friend David, he wasn't going to bother and
enter.
What kind of attitude is that? David asked. He leaned closer and whispered,
What you need, pal, is faith. Look around and see if the
GREAT!!!
Never thought of it.
Asfan.
Bloot Fontaine [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Let's just rename him Hole Singer yar!
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A college professor in an art class asked his students to sketch a naked man.
As the professor walked around the class checking the sketches, he noticed that
one of the young ladies had sketched the man with an erection.
The professor said, Oh, no, I wanted it the other way.
She
Regarding the subject of sexual abuse in childhood and the development of
homosexual behavior later on there does not seem to be much, or any, evidence
in the literature.
What Freud discovered in practically all the homosexuals he analysed was the
presence of a very strong Oedipus
THE NEW YORK TIMES
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June 15, 2007
Massachusetts Gay Marriage to Remain Legal By PAM BELLUCK
BOSTON, June 14 Same-sex marriage will continue to be legal in
Massachusetts, after proponents in both houses won a pitched months-long battle
on
Is there any need for such venom and invective?
Being so rude and impolite doesn't reflect well on oneself.
A.
Siddharth 82 [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
I think both Suhail and Salil are idiots, Suhail is an idiot that he
keeps clarifying himself for which there is no need, if he is
.
Cheers,
Asfan.
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The World Health Organization spokesman advocating the circumcision of adult
men to reduce transmission of HIV is Doctor De Kock.
A course on functional morphology of marine organisms is offered at
the Shoals Marine Laboratory on Appledore Island, Maine, by Dr Fish.
Frrom:
THE NEW YORK TIMES
May 23, 2007
Gay and Dissident Bishops Excluded From 08 Meeting
By LAURIE GOODSTEIN
The archbishop of Canterbury sent out more than 800 invitations yesterday to a
once-a-decade global gathering of Anglican bishops. But he did not invite the
openly gay Episcopal
Mothers
TO ALL THOSE WHO MISS THEIR MOTHERS SO DEARLY
The young mother set her foot on the path of life.
Is this the long way? she asked. And the guide said:
Yes, and the way is hard. And you will be old before
you reach the end of it. But the end will be better
than the beginning.
be the last!!
Wishing you all the best,
Asfan.
joy bs [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Dear Mark,
Your ideas are so nice, i am 34 yo, and fighting against marriege. I am
working in DXB and came back to India for a short veccation. But i feel i
didn't want this veccation and feel to go
From The Times
May 2, 2007
Lie over gay partner ends BP chiefs career
David Brown and Patrick Foster
The chief executive of BP resigned yesterday after a judge found that he had
lied to a court about his gay relationship with a 27-year-old student.
Lord Browne of
This trashy, maudlin story has been going the rounds of email since ages.
Medically speaking, how could an accident make one lose one's voice?
Any answers from the docs on the site?
Asfan.
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When Minister Mentor Lee comments on decriminalising homosexuality, you know
that the government is paying attention to the issue. After all, in Singapore,
the establishment usually shuns controversial topics unless they absolutely
have to be dealt with. And it is about time that this issue
The TimesOnLine
April 25, 2007
Ted Heath 'propositioned men for sex'
Rajeev Syal and Greg Hurst
A senior gay Conservative claimed yesterday that Sir Edward Heath
propositioned men for sex in the 1950s.
Brian Coleman, chairman of the London Assembly, claimed that the former
Prime Minister curbed
The Times of London
March 22, 2007
Anglicans closer to schism as US bishops reject gay ultimatum
Ruth Gledhill, Religion Correspondent
The Anglican Church took another step towards its apparently inevitable schism
when US Episcopal bishops rejected the ultimatum from primates of the
Wishing all Zoroastrians and the whole wide world Jamshedi Navroze Mubarak.
Navroze, new day or New Year, is a celebration of the spring Equinox (March
21). It was celebrated by all the major cultures of ancient Mesopotamia. The
Sumerians, (3000BC), Babylonians (2000 BC), the ancient
THE NEW YORK TIMES
February 1, 2007
Tests of Drug to Block H.I.V. Infection Are Halted Over Safety
By LAWRENCE K. ALTMAN
Efforts to develop a topical microbicide to prevent H.I.V. infection during sex
suffered a surprising setback yesterday when researchers announced that they
had stopped
December 17, 2006
Anti-Gay Slurs: The Latest in Hilarity
By CHARLES ISHERWOOD
T
HE predilections of Sebastian Venable, the gothic ghost who haunts Tennessee
Williamss Suddenly Last Summer, were so unspeakable that they essentially
went unspoken in the text of the play. Dark hints
THE NEW YORK TIMES
December 16, 2006
In New Jersey, Gay Couples Ponder Nuances of Measure to Allow Civil Unions
By KAREEM FAHIM
HOBOKEN, N.J. Dec. 15 Away from the loud political arguments over the New
Jersey Legislatures vote to establish civil unions for same-sex couples,
THE NEW YORK TIMES
December 15, 2006
Legislators Vote for Gay Unions in New Jersey
By LAURA MANSNERUS
TRENTON, Dec. 14 The Legislature voted on Thursday to make New Jersey the
third state in the nation to recognize civil unions for same-sex couples. In
doing so, it moved quickly to
THE NEW YORK TIMES
Circumcision Halves H.I.V. Risk, U.S. Agency Finds
By DONALD G. McNEIL Jr.
Published: December 14, 2006
Circumcision appears to reduce a mans risk of contracting AIDS from
heterosexual sex by half, United States government health officials said
yesterday, and
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December 7, 2006
Cheney Pregnancy Stirs Debate on Gay Rights By JIM RUTENBERG
WASHINGTON, Dec. 6 Mary Cheney, a daughter of Vice President Dick Cheney,
is expecting a baby with her partner of 15 years, Heather Poe, Mr. Cheneys
office said
from THE TIMESONLINE
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Men only
The subject of gay, men-only parties has been taken up by both Anthony and
Adrian. Both point out the foolishness of going to one when you´re in a
monogamous relationship. Wise words.
And true enough,
What sort of a doc are you?
Are you a qualified psychiatrist?
Asfan.
doc cop [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
i am a 47 year old doc in delhi
u can put across yr problems directly to me through email
may be i can help
bye
cooper
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Dear Sagar, The thing to do is to sit down and think things over and ultimately it isYOU who decides what to do. You have to take up the responsibility for yourself and not ask others to do so. I am sure that things will work themselves out. Best wishes, Asfan.new life [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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A secretary complained about her boss.She said, "My boss is so sex-crazed". Every time he comes into the office, I must do the LAPTOP position and then the DESKTOP position, followed by the SPREADSHEET format. I must LOAD UP his SOFT DISK into a HARD DISK, so that he can INSERT in my C
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A woman goes to the doctor's and says, "Doctor, Doctor, you have to help me. Every time I go to the bathroom, DIMES come out!"The doctor tells her to relax, go home, rest with her feet up and come back in a week.A week later the woman returns and says, "Doctor, Doctor, it's gotten worse!Every
A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother.Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now.
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A guy was staying in a fancy hotel and was enjoying the pool when the manager told him to get out. When asked for the reason, the manager said, "Because you urinated in the pool.""Well," replied the swimmer, "lots of people do that." "True," answered the manager, "but you did it from the diving
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Four guys who worked together always golfed as a group at 7:00 a.m. on Sunday. Unfortunately, one of them got transferred out of town and they were talking about trying to fill out the foursome. A woman standing near the tee said, "Hey, I like to golf, can I join the group?" They were
Giorgio is in this country for about 6 months. He walks to work every day and passes a shoe store. Each day he stops and looks in the window and admires a certain pair of Bocceli leather shoes. He wants those shoes so much it's all he can think about.After about 2 months he saves the $300.00
Harold was in the South of France, and could not understand why Rich had attracted all the girls at the beach, while he had no luck.So he asked Rich "why do you get all the girls and I get nothing?"Rich replied "Take a potato and tuck it in your swimming trunks. It drives the women wild!"So
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the same goodys wouldnt bat an eyelash at having a roll in the hay with them. I am sure this is going to raise the Irish in quite a few but the truth always
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