Saw Dance Like a Man. Very good movie, tho' the original cast on the stage was
better. Loved Samir Soni - wow!!! Thought Arif Zakaria too wooden and amateurish.
Anoushka is ravishing! The photography is excellent.
A.
Thank you very much.
Asfan.
On Sat, 02 Oct 2004 harry anand wrote :
Hey Asfan,
Many many happy returns of the day...Belated.Lukin forward to celebrate ur b'day
with group members next year...God bless u
Chetan
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New Drug Names!!
All drugs have a generic name. Crocin is acetaminophen, Naprex is naproxen,
Amoxy is amoxicillin, Brufen is ibuprofen, and so on.
The FDA has been searching for a generic name for Viagra, and announced that it has
settled on Mydixadud. Also considered were:
Two golfers are at the first tee. The first golfer said, Hey, guess what? I got a set
of golf clubs for my wife!
The second golfer replies, Great trade!
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine.
Suddenly, she burst out laughing.
Listen to this, she said.
A hooker went to visit a colleague in the hospital just before she was about to have
a heart transplant.
The woman, concerned about her friend's welfare, went up to the surgeon who was going
to perform the operation and said Doctor, I'm worried about my friend. What if her
body rejects the
Best Divorce Letter Ever Written:
Dear Connie,
I know the counsellor said we shouldn't contact each other during our
cooling off period, but I couldn't wait anymore.
The day you left, I swore I'd never talk to you again. But that was just
the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never
The struggle of life is one of our greatest blessings. It makes us patient,
sensitive, and Godlike. It teaches us that although the world is full of
suffering, it is also full of the overcoming of it.
Helen Keller
Good friends are
A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was
smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into
a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the
man burst out laughing, She
Here are some signs and notices written in English that were found in different parts
of the world.
Ø In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.
Ø A hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours
of 9 11 am daily
Ø In the
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the
air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a
question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried
to dig it out but only succeeded in
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Dancehall's Vicious Side: Antigay Attitudes
September 6, 2004
By KELEFA SANNEH
When the reggae star Beenie Man came to the Hammerstein
Ballroom on Friday, he received his usual welcome. There
was a frenetic
A man enters his favourite ritzy restaurant, and while sitting at his regular table,
he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby, all alone. He calls the waiter
over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her,
knowing that if she accepts it, she is his.
The touch of human hands
That is the boon we ask;
For groping, day by day,
Along the stony way,
We need the comrade heart
That understands,
And the warmth, the living warmth
Of human hands.
The touch of human hands;
Not vain, unthinking words,
Nor that cold charity
Which shuns our misery;
We
Couldn't an appeal be filed in the Supreme Court? I understand, of course, the
enormous financial burden that would entail. I am not very well versed in law.
Asfan.
Vivek R Anand [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Dear friends,
The petition challenging the anti-sodomy law in India, Section 377
A man walks into a store with his eight-year-old son. They happen to walk by the
condom display, and the boy asks, What are these, Dad?
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, Those are called condoms, son. Men use
them to have safe sex.
Oh I see. replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've
This 85-year-old couple having been married almost 60 years had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due to her interest in health food an exercise.
When they arrived at the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion, which was decked out with
ring out all my folders.
Could you please help me out? I prefer the rediffmail to yahoo for certain reasons.
Thanking you,
Yours truly,
Asfan.
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There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him. ''Nice bike,'' the cop said, ''Did Santa bring it to you?Yep,'' the little boy said, ''he sure did!'' The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a $20 ticket he
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent
filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the
women, when suddenly the Sheikh came in. I am the master of all these women. No one
else can touch them except me. You three
The colonel had three Second Lieutenants eligible for promotion. The problem was, he
only had one First Lieutenant slot available. The colonel called the first butter-bar
into his office and said, This is a promotion test. If I was to tell you that I
wanted a flag pole erected in front of
Chris returns home from vacation with a severe case of sunburn, so he goes to see his
doctor. After the examination the doctor prescribes calamine lotion and viagra.
Looking a little confused Chris says, I can understand you prescribing the calamine
lotion, but why the Viagra?
The doctor
It isnt the thing you do;
Its the thing you leave undone
Which gives you a bit of heartache
At the setting of the sun.
The tender word forgotten,
The letter you did not write,
The flower you might have sent,
Are your haunting ghosts tonight.
The little acts of kindness,
So easily
A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club, so one day she goes up
and knocks on the door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms
answers.
She proclaims, I want to join your club. The guy was amused, but says she needs to
meet certain biker
That was terrific!! Puts all my jokes to shame.
Thanks Tintin.
Asfan.
On Thu, 26 Aug 2004 tintrin tintin wrote :
Hi Buddies,
I read it on some other group...
Nice to read...
1. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach, you
There's this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for
half-an-hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the
guy, and gulps it down.
The poor man starts crying.
The truck driver says: Come on man, I was just joking. Here,...
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her
taxes.
The accountant says, Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions.
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, What is your
occupation?
The woman replies, I'm a whore.
An African ambassador visited Russia and was entertained by his opposite number, the
Russian ambassador. For three days, the African ambassador was wined, dined, and
generally treated to the best hospitality that Russia had to offer.
On the last day of his visit, the Russian ambassador said,
**A beautiful young blonde boards a plane to New York with a ticket for the economy
section. She looks at the seats in economy and then looks into the forward cabin at
the first-class seats. Seeing that the first-class seats appear to be much larger and
more comfortable, she moves forward to
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed.
Grandson I wanna you lisin to me. I wanna for you to take mychrome -plated
.38
revolver so you will always remember me.
But Grandpa I really don't like guns so how about you leaving me your
Rolex watch instead.
You lisina
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from
elementary, junior high, high school, and college students of USA. As one teacher
noted, It is truly astonishing what weird stuff our young scholars can create under
the pressures of time and grades!
1.
There is so much of loneliness
On this uncharted earth
It seems each ones a prisoner
Within a cell from birth.
There is such need for unison,
Such need for clasping hands,
Yet we deny the brotherhood
The human heart demands.
ANON.
After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following
results on corporate
Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the
funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the
ashes.
The first
Is any TV channel going to telecast the opening ceremony of the Olympics? If so,
which channel and at what time (IST)? I'd be very thankful for the info.
Asfan.
asfan
in india, doordarshan has the rights to telecast olympics. so dd it is for indians
moderator
America's recreation preferences:
1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is:Basketball.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: Bowling.
3. The sport of choice for front line workers is: Football.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is:
Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WW II I hid a Jewish man in my attic.
Well, answered the priest. That's not a sin,
But I made him pay me 20 gulden for each week he stayed.
I admit it wasn't good, but it was for a good cause.
Oh, thank you Father, that eases my mind. Father, I
Lil' Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved
from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horses' legs, rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Johnny asked, Pop, why are you doing that?
Because I'm thinking of buying these horses.
Johnny looked
The New York Police Department was investigating the mysterious death of a prominent
businessman who had jumped from a window of his 11th-story office. Jill, his
voluptuous private
secretary could offer no explanation for the action but said that her boss had been
acting peculiarly ever
**My father once told me of the time he was a little careless in a restaurant. It
seems that between the appetiser and the entree he had occasion to go to the lavatory.
Shortly after returning, the waiter brought his main course, and while serving managed
to surreptitiously pass my father a
At a small parish in rural New England there lived a priest, and several nuns. One
day, one of the older nuns was noticing that the rugs in the church were beginning to
fray. She went to the priest and told him, Father, I believe your rugs need to be
replaced soon.
The priest thanked her
A couple is attending an Art exhibit and they are looking at a portrait that has them
a little taken aback. The picture depicts 3 very black, very naked men sitting on a
park bench; 2 have a black penis and the one in the middle has a pink penis. As the
couple is looking somewhat puzzled at
Todays Thought for Sunday is also for Friendship Day.
Wishing one and all a very happy Friendship Day,
Asfan.___
Think of me as your friend, I pray,
And call me by a loving name;
I will not care what others say,
If only you remain the same
I told her that she was like a fine wine...and that I am like a corkscrew!|
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Jerry was hired to play his trumpet on the score of a movie, and he was excited. He
was especially thrilled because he got to take two long solos.
Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several years, decided they
needed to visit a cat-house for some tail. When they arrived, the madam took one
look at them and decided she wasn't going to waste any of her girls on these two old
men.
So she used blow-up dolls instead.
An elderly couple had been dating for some time and decided it was finally time to
marry. Before the wedding, they had a long conversation regarding how their marriage
might work.
They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally the old man decided it
was time to broach the
.
Asfan.
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Don't start the day with doubts fears,
for where they live, Faith disappears.
Love won't grow in a gloomy heart
where sorrows live and teardrops start.
Don't give up before you've begun
you still have time to get things done.
Don't be a quitter; you're not alone
--- we all
.
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A man was driving along the highway and saw a rabbit hopping along the middle of the
road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit but unfortunately, the rabbit jumped in
front of the car and he hit it anyway. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as
being an animal lover, pulled over
A little girl went to her bedroom and pulled a glass jelly jar from its
hiding place in the closet. She poured the change out on the floor and
counted it carefully. Three times, even. The total had to be exactly
perfect. No chance here for mistakes. Carefully placing the coins back in
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He
wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: Dear Lord: I go to work every
day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I
go through, so please allow her body to
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Bush Refines His Position on a Measure Banning Gay Marriage
July 15, 2004
By RICHARD W. STEVENSON
WASHINGTON, July 14 - From the beginning, gay marriage has
been an issue that President Bush has tried to finesse.
BARCAROLLE: A song sung by Venetian gondoliers.
Appropriate for todays tune:
While vacationing in Italy an American businessman married a young Italian girl.
Since they had only known each other for a few days before the wedding, it was on the
ship returning to New York that they had their
During her annual check-up, a well-built lady was asked to disrobe and climb onto the
examining table.
Doctor, she replied shyly, I just can't undress in front of you.
That's all right, said the physician, I'll flick off the lights. You get undressed
and tell me when you're through.
In a few
There was a little old lady standing at a corner one windy day. She was using both
hands to hold her hat on while the wind blew her dress up.
A dignified southern gentleman came up and said, Ma'am, you should be ashamed of
yourself, letting your skirt blow around, like that, while you stand
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to
heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, Since you've been such a good man and
your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone
you want - in Heaven.
Arthur thought about
A fellow was talking to his buddy, and he said, I don't know what to get my wife for
her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she
wants, so I'm stumped.
His buddy said, I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate saying she can
have 60 minutes of
There is so much of loneliness
On this uncharted earth
It seems each ones a prisoner
Within a cell from birth.
There is such need for unison,
Such need for clasping hands,
Yet we deny the brotherhood
The human heart demands.
ANON.
An Arizona cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and
roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling,
scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good,
the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter,
. And God Created Man:
In the beginning God created Eve, and she had 3 breasts. After three weeks in the
garden, God came to visit Eve. How're things, Eve? God asked.
It's all so beautiful, God, she replied. The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking,
the smells, the sights, everything is
Wishing all doctors a very happy Doctors Day (July 1).
The doctor was examining the buxom lass.
Big breaths, he told her.
Yeth, arenth they? she said. And I am only thixtheen
DOCTORS HAVE GOOD STORIES, TOO:
A man comes into the ER and yells, My wife is going to have her baby in
David on Headlines Today. Lovely material for
sore eyes!!
Ciao and thanks in anticipation.
Asfan
**A Highway Patrol officer pulled over the cute blonde for speeding.
When he walked up to her and opened his ticket book, she said: I bet youre going to
sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's ball.
He replied: No Highway Patrolmen don't have balls.
There followed a moment silence while
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Hoisting Rainbow Flags, Wearing Campaign Buttons
June 28, 2004
By PATRICK HEALY
Down Fifth Avenue they paraded once again, a cacophonous
carnival of drag queens, same-sex parents and beach-ready
musclemen. But
As he was coming out of the church, the pastor caught John's hand and said, You need
to join the Army of the Lord. John replied, 'I am already in the Army of the Lord.'
The pastor asked,' How come then I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?
John replied, I'm in the Secret
Sex is so popular because its so centrally located.
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbour peered over the
fence. Interested in what the rosy-cheeked youngster was up to, he politely asked,
What are you up to there, Tim?
My goldfish died, replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, and I've just buried
him.
The
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their
wedding night and reprimanded him severely. I demand proper manners in bed, she
declared, just as I do at the dinner table.
Amused by his wife's formality, the groom smoothed his rumpled hair and climbed
Nina, a rather young miss attending St. Mary's Catholic Girls School, was sitting on
the sidewalk, smoking a cigarette.
The local priest walks by and gives her a glare. Nina! Smoking at such a young age!
Aren't you ashamed?
What? said Nina. You got something better to do after sex?
The wife
Margaret went to her new gynaecologist for her first exam.
The doctor got her in the stirrups and spread her legs. Then the doctor said, Oh My
God!!! In my all of my career, I have never seen such a huge vagina!! ...huge vagina!!
She said, Doctor, I know it and I'm very self-conscious about
A guy sees his buddy in a bar and says, You're not going to believe this, but I've
got a wild nymphomaniac in my car out in the parking lot. She's wearing me out! Can
you go out to the car and keep her busy? The dome light is off, so she won't know
you're not me! His friend agrees and goes
If we give love and sympathy
Even to those who hate us,
We fill them so with mystery
They know not how to rate us.
HELEN KING
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