A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep, " the
At a doctors surgery one morning a patient arrives complaining of serious backache. The doctor examines him and asks him "What the hell did you do to your back?" The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? Today morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise
A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two
femaleparrots, and the only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is,
'Hi,we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?' " "That's terrible!"
exclaimed thepriest. "But I think I can help. Bring your two female
parrots over to
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