*Santa and Banta in a football stadium:
-----------------------------------------------------
santa : paaji yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain?
banta : goal kar rahe hain!!!
santa :"lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain , aur kitni gol
karenge!!!!!!!!!"
************************************************************************
***************
**Santa ( to his son ) : Itne kam marks? do thappad marne chayiye.......!
Santa's son : Haa papa.. chalo...maine us master ka ghar
dekha hai.....!
************************************************************************
****
***************
**Y did santa singh sign all the cheques in his cheque book...........
.................so that no one else could use them if he lost his
chequebook?!!@@?
************************************************************************
****
***************
**Santa : We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or we will not be able
to communicate with my child.
Banta : Is it! Why?
Santa : We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after
6 months
************************************************************************
****
***************
**How did santa singh attempt to transfer some files from one PC to
another
PC.....
1)Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and
selected cut option
2)Disconnected the mouse from that PC
3)Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he
wanted to copy that file
4)And trying to paste it there....!!!!!!!!!
************************************************************************
****
***************
**Once Banta got a party invitation saying..... Black tie only !
At the party Banta was very shocked to see other people wearing suits
also!!!!!!
-----------------------------------------------------
santa : paaji yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain?
banta : goal kar rahe hain!!!
santa :"lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain , aur kitni gol
karenge!!!!!!!!!"
************************************************************************
***************
**Santa ( to his son ) : Itne kam marks? do thappad marne chayiye.......!
Santa's son : Haa papa.. chalo...maine us master ka ghar
dekha hai.....!
************************************************************************
****
***************
**Y did santa singh sign all the cheques in his cheque book...........
.................so that no one else could use them if he lost his
chequebook?!!@@?
************************************************************************
****
***************
**Santa : We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or we will not be able
to communicate with my child.
Banta : Is it! Why?
Santa : We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after
6 months
************************************************************************
****
***************
**How did santa singh attempt to transfer some files from one PC to
another
PC.....
1)Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and
selected cut option
2)Disconnected the mouse from that PC
3)Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he
wanted to copy that file
4)And trying to paste it there....!!!!!!!!!
************************************************************************
****
***************
**Once Banta got a party invitation saying..... Black tie only !
At the party Banta was very shocked to see other people wearing suits
also!!!!!!
BOLO Taraa Raa raa raa..............
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