There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one
guy how to get a date.
The guy said, It's simple. I just say, I'm a lawyer.
So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said No, he
told her that it was probably a good thing because he had a
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven? The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street. Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the record, and after
The World is populated by idiots
A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in St. Louis, but by the time police arrived on the scene, fourteen pedestrians had boarded the bus and had begun to complain of whiplash injuries and back pain.
Swedish business consultant Ulf af Trolle
One morning, this gay man woke up from a wonderful dream, only to hear his
partner in the bathroom making grunting and moaning sounds. The gay man got out
of bed, walked down the hall and opened the bathroom door. The gay man looked
at his partner, masturbating with a condom on.
What the
One day three guys were driving to Pune and their car
broke down. They started to walk to the nearest gas
station when they saw a farmer. They asked if they
could stay in his house just for the night. The farmer
said, go get a fruit from my garden and come back.
When the first man returned with
New Year' Eve Special: Blonde Jokes.
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of yes/no type questions.
She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a
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