Gay Identification
A guy from the deep south comes to New York and he's amazed
by the indoor plumbing. He's so intrigued by the way the toilets work that he
goes to the Sewage Disposal Plant to check it out.
One of the inspectors shows him to the conveyor belt that carries all the bowel
movements. As the piles of shit parade by them, the inspector says, "You can
tell by inspection who the assorted feces belong to. See that one? I'm sure
it's the turd of a Mexican. See the pieces of taco shell, and the tomato seeds?
And this next one is obviously the turd of a Chinaman or a Jap, see the fish
eyes and the rice in it? And this next one is surely from a gay man."
The hick says, "How can you tell?"
The inspector says, "It's dented on one end."
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