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**Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
Operator: Woven?. Are you sure?.
Caller: Yes. That's what it says on the label - Woven in Scotland.
**Caller: I'd like the RSPCA please.
Operator: Where are you calling from?.
Caller: The living room.
**Every once in a while, along comes a sentence that just sums everything up into one
neat, tidy package:
Life is all about ass ...either you are covering it, kicking it, kissing it, trying
to get it or acting like one.
**A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday,
For his final project in a statistics class, a student decides to conduct a survey and
to make it interesting he chooses to find out peoples favourite pastimes.
The teacher instructs that a sample of minimum 100 is required, so he sets out to
visit a fairly large apartment building near the
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