WHY MEN GET OUT OF BED
A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in the middle of the night. 5% said it was to get a glass of water, 12% said it was to go to the toilet, and 83% said it was to go home.
THE PERFECT BREAKFAST (as a man sees it)
You're sitting at the
Doc, said the young man lying down on the couch, You've got to help me! Every
night I have the same horrible dream. I'm lying in bed when all of a sudden
five drop dead gorgeous women rush in and start tearing off my clothes.
The psychiatrist nodded, And what do you do?
I push them away!
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