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M.Shroff
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> From: asfan
>To: gay_bombay@yahoogroups.com
>Sent: Sunday, 2 February 2014 11:30 PM
>Subject: Re: g_b Wednesday's Woe
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>The guy didn't realise that the other guys had rejected him by s
The guy didn't realise that the other guys had rejected him by saying, "Nein"
which means no in German.
He had misinterpreted it as "Nine" on a scale of ten.
On Sunday, 2 February 2014 10:58 AM, Manoj Shroff
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>Didnt understand this one ... Pls explain.
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>On Jan 14, 2014, at
Didnt understand this one ... Pls explain.
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On Jan 14, 2014, at 10:40 PM, asfan wrote:
> I met a friend in a bar and noticed two hunks looking at me.
> "Nine" I heard one of them whisper when I passed.
> Feeling chuffed, I swaggered up to my friend and told him that
> the boys had just rate
I met a friend in a bar and noticed two hunks looking at me.
"Nine" I
heard one of them whisper when I passed.
Feeling chuffed, I swaggered up to
my friend and told him that
the boys had just rated me a nine out of
ten.
"I don't want to ruin it for you," he replied, "but when I
walked
past them,
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