*A simplified urine test that may be relevant for us!!??* *Go outside and pee in the garden.*
*If ants gather:- diabetes.* *If you pee on your feet:- prostate.* *if it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.* *if when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis.* *if you return to your room with your penis outside your pants:- Alzheimer*
