DEAR AUNTY - No. 7: WEEKLY TOP 12:
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1. DEAR AUNTY,
Shocking news of the lady being bitten by a stray dog at the GMC !
What's the first thing you advise to do in rabies case like this ? Rabi.
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Dear Rabi: Quickly make a list of all the people you'd like to bite !
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2. DEAR AUNTY,
Konkani is the language of angels. But what if you go to hell ? Bakru.
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Dear Bakru: Do not worry. I am fluent in Marathi too.
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3. DEAR AUNTY,
I'm heart-broken. A Swedish girl lived in my beach-shack. We had such a
great time. Now she's gone back home and forgotten me. What to do ? Shacky.
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Dear Shacky: Oh, just live on your 'swede' memories......
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4. DEAR AUNTY,
Do you like your chicken cafreal rare, or nice and spicy ? Succorina.
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Dear Succorina: Oh, it does nutmeg any difference !
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5. DEAR AUNTY,
Thunderstorms hit Goa, massive downpours and flooding everywhere.
How come our politicians can't do anything about these rains? Rani.
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Dear Rani: Oh, our govt. is powerless now - this time the monsoon 'reigns'!
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6. DEAR AUNTY,
What's your opinion on the current looting in East Timor ? Paulo.
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Dear Paulo: When the West has less, they rush East To-more !
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7. DEAR AUNTY,
Driving in Goa is absolutely horrifying. Worse, my driver's even more
dangerous, he almost killed me three times today. Shall I sack him? Shy.
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Dear Shy: Please don't be hasty. Give him one more chance !
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8. DEAR AUNTY,
Maruti-Suzukis always have radiator problems. Why they always leak ? Hema.
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Dear Hema: Don't you get it ?? Maruti Susu-ki !
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9. DEAR AUNTY,
Our Konkani is such a beautiful language, it seems every word has a double
meaning. True ? Can you give an example, say a word like "kalliz" ? Biba.
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Dear Biba: Sure ! kalliz, yesterday; and, kalliz, the mormugao MLA !
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10. DEAR AUNTY,
We love your Konkani "Knock, Knock" jokes! Please find one for me! JoeGoaUK
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Dear Joe: "Knock, knock!"...."Konn?"...."Joe !!"..."Joe konn ??"
"Arre......... Joe-pak yo re, beshto ved korunaka !"
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11. DEAR AUNTY,
The World Cup starts this week. Now that his team Fransa Pax are out, will
our Sports chief Miccky Pacheco be going to Germany for the Finals? Bruno.
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Dear Bruno: Definitely. Fransa one of the top countries in the finals!
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12. DEAR AUNTY,
Dr. Willy D'Souza, M.D., Deputy CM, is now threatening to get rid of all
foreign property owners from Goa ! What do you think of this gimmick? Kate.
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Dear Kate: Oh don't worry, it's nothing but M.D. promises ?!
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