Risque Goan Jokes (pp 170, Rs. 290/- softcover) Compiled and translated by Cecil Pinto ----------------------------------------- Moira & Moidekars Section -----------------------------------------
Since the time he was 18 years old, and still in the 8th standard in St. Xavier's High School in Moira, Pascoal had suffered from blinding headaches for many years. He decided to try one last time to remedy his situation, and went to see a headache specialist who was a visiting consultant at Remanso Hospital in Mapusa.
The doctor said, "Good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the
pressure is to remove the testicles."
Pascoal was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He couldn't concentrate enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left Remanso hospital two weeks later he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.
As he walked down the street,he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store "Raymonds: For the Complete Man!" and thought, "That's what I need a new suit."
Although Pascoal did not feel like the 'complete' man' any more he entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see ... size 44 long.".
Pascoal laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!"
Pascoal tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Pascoal admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"
Pascoal thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Pascoal and said, "Let's see ... 42 and a half neck."
Pascoal was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!"
Pascoal tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As Pascoal adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?"
Pascoal was on a roll and said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Pascoal's feet and said, "Let's see ... size 9-1/2 E."
Pascoal was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!"
Pascoal tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. As Pascoal walked comfortably around the shop the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"
Pascoal thought for a second and said, "Sure." The salesman stepped back, eyed Pascoal's waist and said, "Let's see ... size 36."
Pascoal laughed, "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 32 since I was 18 years old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 32. A 32 underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."
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