[Goanet] Daily Grook #452

DAILY GROOK #452 _ WITCH GLITCH _ by Francis Rodrigues for spirits u really oughta, know to go to which doctor! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between the l

[Goanet] Daily Grook #451

DAILY GROOK #451 ___ PAY DISMAY ___ by Francis Rodrigues folks in spain often go dutch, but yet complain gotta peso much! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between the l

[Goanet] Daily Grook #450

DAILY GROOK #450 _ MEAT COMPETE _ by Francis Rodrigues my bull by far is a champ who is a real star and meteor too! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between the l

[Goanet] Daily Grook #449

DAILY GROOK #449 __ KILL DEAL __ by Francis Rodrigues mafia murder trick, a singing telegram, uses a heavy brick that's a kilogram! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between

[Goanet] Daily Grook #448

DAILY GROOK #448 ___ REAR TEAR ___ by Francis Rodrigues tight clothes when u bend, will expose u in the end! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between the l

[Goanet] Daily Grook #447

DAILY GROOK #447 ___ EVOLUTION SOLUTION ___ by Francis Rodrigues between cheetahs an'lions methinks, leopards discuss the missing lynx! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between

[Goanet] Daily Grook #446

DAILY GROOK #446 ___ MECHANIC TUNIC ___ by Francis Rodrigues if more workmen mess with grease, this will mean an overall increase! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between the l

[Goanet] Daily Grook #445

DAILY GROOK #445 TEDIUM DELIRIUM by Francis Rodrigues our doc william tries to helium, if he no curium we just barium! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between the l

[Goanet] Daily Grook #444

DAILY GROOK #444 ___ MIGRATE DEBATE ___ by Francis Rodrigues a migrant says we are within, our salad days so lettuce in! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between the l

[Goanet] Daily Grook #443

DAILY GROOK #443 ___ ISLE GUILE ___ by Francis Rodrigues natives fiji'ty, tourism's slower, so why don't we send them samoa! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...rea

[Goanet] Daily Grook #442

DAILY GROOK #442 _ EJECT REJECT _ by Francis Rodrigues pilots often go if pax complain, u see they know how to explane! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between the l

[Goanet] Daily Grook #441

DAILY GROOK #441 GRIEF CHIEF by Francis Rodrigues ol' barack's a dear stable and capable, but to north korea ...he's obamanable! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...rea

[Goanet] Daily Grook #440

DAILY GROOK #440 __ HEP STREP __ by Francis Rodrigues im a hippy flu ignore not me, i try hard to hipatitis be! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between the l

[Goanet] Daily Grook #439

DAILY GROOK #439 __ FROG BLOG __ by Francis Rodrigues frogs is meat eat one today, 'fore they get all toad away! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between

[Goanet] Daily Grook #438

DAILY GROOK #438 _ DRINK SHRINK _ by Francis Rodrigues we can't quench thirst wid snow, say the french, water is l'eau! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read bet

[Goanet] Daily Grook #437

DAILY GROOK #437 SLICK STICK by Francis Rodrigues please note as i would, twigs float, they wood! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between the l

[Goanet] Daily Grook #436

DAILY GROOK #436 _ BOOZE CHOOSE _ by Francis Rodrigues drinking at clubs can be a real pain, but a pint at pubs is a real bar'gain! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between

[Goanet] Daily Grook #435

DAILY GROOK #435 ___ BATTER SHATTER ___ by Francis Rodrigues bowler stout wicket cold, batsman out he got bold! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between the l

[Goanet] Daily Grook #434

DAILY GROOK #434 __ LIQUOR KICKER __ by Francis Rodrigues though bitter a beer is, much sweeter liquorice! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between the l

[Goanet] Subject: Re: Daily Grook #431

rat gems... > > > Chacha... > From: fcarodrig...@hotmail.com > To: goa...@goanet.org > Date: Tue, 9 Jun 2009 04:55:42 + > Subject: [Goanet] Daily Grook #431 > > > DAILY GROOK #431 > __ > > SIZE DISGUISE > __ > by Francis Rodrigues

[Goanet] Daily Grook #433

DAILY GROOK #433 ___ LOAN GROAN ___ by Francis Rodrigues a shark who is lil suspicious, will send his best vicious! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between the l

[Goanet] Daily Grook #432

DAILY GROOK #432 ___ ASS CLASS ___ by Francis Rodrigues p's and q's won't promise you class, make sure u don't fall on your r's! _ puns & word-play of all kinds,

[Goanet] Daily Grook #431

DAILY GROOK #431 __ SIZE DISGUISE __ by Francis Rodrigues victoria as queen was quite massive, it made her seem more empress'ive! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between

[Goanet] Daily Grook #430

DAILY GROOK #430 _ KID BID _ by Francis Rodrigues ana disliked the doc ammonia kid said she, he said no more talk, just bring anatomy! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between the l

[Goanet] Daily Grook #429

DAILY GROOK #429 __ ACT FACT __ by Francis Rodrigues stuntmen i am told do age with impact, and if they're old they don't re'act! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...rea

[Goanet] Daily Grook #428

DAILY GROOK #428 __ PEACE POLICE __ by Francis Rodrigues the great indian yogis insist on non-violence, saying "no more meaties will give peas a chance!" _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read bet

[Goanet] Daily Grook #427

DAILY GROOK #427 __ RABBLE BABBLE __ by Francis Rodrigues rumour's a bust gossip is scorn, historians just babylon and on! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between

[Goanet] Daily Grook #426

DAILY GROOK #426 _ DAD FAD _ by Francis Rodrigues papa's gotta niece sexy little fruity, and all she says is papaya good for me! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between

Re: [Goanet] Daily Grook #424

Thanks dear chacha! You're no mean wordsmith yourself. Nice reversal - cld be a Palin'drome!:-) FR - On Tue, 2 Jun 2009 Alfred de Tavares wrote: Subject: Re: [Goanet] Daily Grook #424 Boy, let the poor gubernatrix... briefly, wallow in her kiln... for, soon the winter will hix... & she

[Goanet] Daily Grook #425

DAILY GROOK #425 _ NAP PREP _ by Francis Rodrigues by the ocean i lie hearing its croon, it isn't a lullaby just, uh...neptune! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between

[Goanet] Daily Grook #424

DAILY GROOK #424 ___ FARMER CHARMER ___ by Francis Rodrigues she bein a farmer alfalfa her line, an when its warmer alaska to be mine! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between the l

Re: [Goanet] death of Boyer and Nolasco da Gama

Beautifully couched Eugene, brought back many memories. Before my time, but the exquisitely beautiful little girl blown up by jawans in that tragic incident in Bogmalo was from the House of Rodrigues. In later years we returned briefly to Goa and bought a lovely dwelling some minutes away fr

[Goanet] Daily Grook #423

DAILY GROOK #423 CRYIN' LION ____ by Francis Rodrigues a mountaineer notes a cougar does whine, tho' mountain goats do think himalayan! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read bet

[Goanet] Daily Grook #422

DAILY GROOK #422 _ REVERSE TRAVERSE _ by Francis Rodrigues using backward changing gears, i sail forward in rivers! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between the l

[Goanet] Daily Grook #421

DAILY GROOK #421 _ KARMA OBAMA _ by Francis Rodrigues mr. obama's never rude his duty is his dharma, and u know that's good for America's...calmer! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...rea

[Goanet] Daily Grook #420

DAILY GROOK #420 ___ POPE MOPE ___ by Francis Rodrigues i make no error show no defect, like a mirror i just reflect! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between the l

[Goanet] Daily Grook #419

DAILY GROOK #419 KILL VILLE by Francis Rodrigues how a murderer came to a goa city yonder, and brought it shame is a point to ponda! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between the l

[Goanet] Daily Grook #418

DAILY GROOK #418 __ KOREA WORRIER __ by Francis Rodrigues the best delivery for a msg nuclear, is most certainly not courier! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between the l

[Goanet] Daily Grook #417

DAILY GROOK #417 ___ PYONGYANG PING-PONG ___ by Francis Rodrigues north korea has truly ignored u.n. whistles, and now she's really flexing her missiles! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between

[Goanet] Daily Grook #416

DAILY GROOK #416 ___ MUMBLE STUMBLE ___ by Francis Rodrigues rudy valentino the fabled taught a new dance element, as his speech was garbled nobody knew what rudiment! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between the l

[Goanet] Daily Grook #415

DAILY GROOK #415 LAX REFLEX by Francis Rodrigues all panting dogs who drool when tempted by the guruji, demonstrate pavlov's cruel salivation of sigh'cology! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read bet

[Goanet] Daily Grook #414

DAILY GROOK #414 NOISE JOYS by Francis Rodrigues shrieking indian temple yells, add to their clanging chimes, aren't these noisy desi'bells quite a cymbal of hour times? _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read bet

[Goanet] Daily Grook #413

DAILY GROOK #413 __ CREAM SCREAM __ by Francis Rodrigues the whey for collapses of the goa dairy board, was milking of expenses that were never in curd! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between the l

[Goanet] Daily Grook #412

DAILY GROOK #412 FLAME BLAME by Francis Rodrigues a jilted spinster had a fiery catch, tho he did lighter 'twas a bad match! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between

[Goanet] Daily Grook #411

DAILY GROOK #411 __ NEW VIEW __ by Francis Rodrigues our 5-senses version may need a 6th sense, and yes, x-ray vision could be a nuisance! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between the l

[Goanet] Daily Grook #410

DAILY GROOK #410 GRAVE SAVE by Francis Rodrigues 'cos these dire times are tough, cemeteries hire skeleton staff! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between

[Goanet] Daily Grook #409

DAILY GROOK #409 _ GREEN QUEEN _ by Francis Rodrigues nature smiles thru as her moods spin, if her sky's blue her grasses grin! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between

[Goanet] Daily Grook #408

DAILY GROOK #408 _ SMILE STYLE _ by Francis Rodrigues mostly muslim r happy races, always having ismaili faces! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between the l

[Goanet] Daily Grook #407

DAILY GROOK #407 ___ POPE MOPE ___ by Francis Rodrigues pope benedict's nazi past gave pause for reflection, maybe the mumbling's just his lack of bene'diction! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...rea

[Goanet] Daily Grook #406

DAILY GROOK #406 BIRTH WORTH by Francis Rodrigues newborns so represent financial celebration, a birth announcement is a stork quotation! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between the l

[Goanet] Daily Grook #405

DAILY GROOK #405 __ CRAP RAP __ by Francis Rodrigues bullshit political often proved wrong, is the fall we call a slip of the dung! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between the l

[Goanet] Daily Grook #404

DAILY GROOK #404 ___ FIRST POST ___ by Francis Rodrigues paul the disciple was a mail sorter, the first example of apostle worker! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between the l

[Goanet] Daily Grook #403

DAILY GROOK #403 _ BRIBE IMBIBE _ by Francis Rodrigues for corruption to work quicker, da best solution is boot-liquor! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between the l

[Goanet] Daily Grook #402

DAILY GROOK #402 _ BLUNT COUNT _ by Francis Rodrigues got a gift ticket from the lottery? 'twas an easy bet u won, too, free! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between

[Goanet] Daily Grook #401

DAILY GROOK #401 SWEET MEET _ by Francis Rodrigues beachy barbecue fed us a treat, welcomed us to meat and grit! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between the l

[Goanet] Daily Grook #400

DAILY GROOK #400 __ NONE PUN __ by Francis Rodrigues da curry party wasn't any fun, 'stead of roti they had naan! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read bet

[Goanet] Daily Grook #399

DAILY GROOK #399 ___ CHIP TRIP ___ by Francis Rodrigues turn the clock back an' tell me no lies, u work at a big mac just so time fries! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between

[Goanet] Daily Grook #398

DAILY GROOK #398 _ SWEET TREAT _ by Francis Rodrigues starred hotels now do let you cook a breakfast neat, to poach your eggs you get the beater with the suite! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between the l

[Goanet] Daily Grook #397

DAILY GROOK #397 ___ VEIN PAIN ___ by Francis Rodrigues windpower mills buzz rains fill them well, i guess success does vary'cose vanes swell! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between

[Goanet] Daily Grook #396

DAILY GROOK #396 ___ FINE LINE ___ by Francis Rodrigues new gynaecologists find an easy catch, but dermatologists start from scratch! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between the l

[Goanet] Daily Grook #395

DAILY GROOK #395 _ NIGHT FRIGHT _ by Francis Rodrigues if a hooker jumps inside as ur car's moving past, well make sure to avoid her bad, and brake fast! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between

[Goanet] Daily Grook #394

DAILY GROOK #394 ___ LATE FATE ___ by Francis Rodrigues april in goa was a big pain we sweated and lost weight, tho' humidity went till ten air-coolers only ventilate! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between

[Goanet] Daily Grook #393

DAILY GROOK #393 _ GENDER PRETENDER _ by Francis Rodrigues if ur sexual feelings still make you ponder, do avoid sex meetings 'cos you need agenda! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between

[Goanet] Daily Grook #392

DAILY GROOK #392 ___ ALTERNATE CELEBRATE ___ by Francis Rodrigues same-sex unions engender public fireworks display, rename fifth of november the new 'gay folks' day! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read bet

[Goanet] Daily Grook #391

DAILY GROOK #391 __ MINOR REFINER __ by Francis Rodrigues he loved a chatty bird fondled her in a diner, got arrested we heard for molesting a mynah! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between the l

[Goanet] Daily Grook #390

DAILY GROOK #390 ___ PORK TALK ___ by Francis Rodrigues swine flu's such a boar i never sausage a recall, ham'ful pigs from mexico so trying tequilas all! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read bet

[Goanet] Daily Grook #389

DAILY GROOK #389 __ FLYIN' SWINE __ by Francis Rodrigues pigs can't really fly sow, how'd they get to the big sty in the sky, i guess the swine flu! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...rea

[Goanet] Daily Grook #388

DAILY GROOK #388 __ HEALTH WEALTH __ by Francis Rodrigues if your celery's less and your heart knocks, i think u shld invest in a few good stalks! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between

[Goanet] Daily Grook #387

DAILY GROOK #387 COURT SPORT by Francis Rodrigues ma catgut a neat idea tennis makes a packet, but twas always mafia the mob would racket! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between the l

[Goanet] Daily Grook #386

. DAILY GROOK #386 __ TATTLE BATTLE __ by Francis Rodrigues when liquor u go'sip, rumour starts to brew, bringing to every lip the war of tongue fu! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between

[Goanet] Daily Grook #385

DAILY GROOK #385 COLA COLOR by Francis Rodrigues 'tween coke and pepsi no difference i find, not that i can't see i'm just cola blind! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...rea

[Goanet] Daily Grook #384

DAILY GROOK #384 STAFF LAFF by Francis Rodrigues suffering staff morales improve by many degrees, on retiring principals losing their faculties! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between the l

Re: [Goanet] Contribution of Valmiki, Digambar, Timblo to Goa

In a quiet corner of the magnificent St. Paul's Cathedral, on Ludgate Hill on London, is a plaque to Sir Christopher Wren: "lector, si monumentum requiris, circumspice" (reader, if you seek his memorial, look around you) Four centuries later, the same wisdom is offered those who know nothing o

[Goanet] Daily Grook #383

DAILY GROOK #383 ___ DEVOUT WORKOUT ___ by Francis Rodrigues indian tribes back then having trouble surviving, made their medicine men keep fit by exorcising! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between the l

[Goanet] Daily Grook #382

DAILY GROOK #382 CON SPAWN by Francis Rodrigues a playboy bargains a kiss in farewell, so pregnancy begins with a single sell! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between the l

[Goanet] Daily Grook #381

DAILY GROOK #381 __ BLOODY STUDY __ by Francis Rodrigues hi- school's severe uni even more sore, after freshman year u really sophomore! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between

[Goanet] Daily Grook #380

DAILY GROOK #380 __ REAL DOGGEREL __ by Francis Rodrigues tho every dog has his day i'm given to understand, if his tail doesn't sway then he has a weak-end! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read bet

[Goanet] Daily Grook #379

DAILY GROOK #379 CHOP SHOP by Francis Rodrigues slicing sword second to none, a woman's word is never done! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between

[Goanet] Daily Grook #378

DAILY GROOK #378 _ DATE RATE _ by Francis Rodrigues i luv my new pal a real soul-mate, she's da best gal i've met to date! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read bet

[Goanet] Daily Grook #377

DAILY GROOK #377 __ ELECTION INFECTION __ by Francis Rodrigues patriots and racists resort to vote in complete contrast, where one casts his support da other supports his caste! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read bet

[Goanet] Daily Grook #376

DAILY GROOK #376 __ KIDNAP MISHAP __ by Francis Rodrigues pirates who took the yank got sniped in the throat, never got to walk da plank theirs being a thug-boat! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between the l

[Goanet] Daily Grook #375

DAILY GROOK #375 RENT LAMENT by Francis Rodrigues all governments insist of late, apartment rents be a flat rate! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between the l

[Goanet] Daily Grook #374

DAILY GROOK #374 ___ GRAVE SAVE ___ by Francis Rodrigues burying jesus's a grave error, as now He saves since forever! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between

[Goanet] Daily Grook #373

references, some photographs and documents) DAILY GROOK #373 _ TOMB PERFUME _ by Francis Rodrigues hail the elder nicest who filled jesus' body, with the finest spices joseph of aromath

[Goanet] Daily Grook #372

references, some photographs and documents) DAILY GROOK #372 _ BUN PUN _ by Francis Rodrigues easter is come say witty nuns, let's make some hot cross puns! _ puns &

[Goanet] Daily Grook #371

references, some photographs and documents) DAILY GROOK #371 __ MOB JOB __ by Francis Rodrigues can u really b a mafia man? don b sicily, of corsican! _ puns & word-play of

[Goanet] Daily Grook #370

references, some photographs and documents) DAILY GROOK #370 __ COW KNOW-HOW __ by Francis Rodrigues eat lotsa grass today to get a milky ooze, that's the best whey to go, if we

[Goanet] Daily Grook #369

references, some photographs and documents) DAILY GROOK #369 __ PRISON POISON __ by Francis Rodrigues nu bistros on la rue avoid a pasion-aztec, for high-end bars do not a parisian make

[Goanet] Daily Grook #368

references, some photographs and documents) DAILY GROOK #368 ___ TRASH CASH ___ by Francis Rodrigues the garbage biz is popular today, every tuesday is a rid litter day! _ puns

[Goanet] Daily Grook #367

references, some photographs and documents) DAILY GROOK #367 ___ GLUE CLUE ___ by Francis Rodrigues sugar-gum's too dry for envelope licks, but you should try glucose it s

[Goanet] Daily Grook #366

references, some photographs and documents) DAILY GROOK #366 GRITTY GRAFFITI by Francis Rodrigues if a glass crack as u sip tisane, in your stomach u'll get a

[Goanet] Daily Grook #365

references, some photographs and documents) DAILY GROOK #365 ___ L'EAU FLOW ___ by Francis Rodrigues our rivulets mostly gone i keep searching farther, i'm just going from one ex-stream to

[Goanet] Daily Grook #364

references, some photographs and documents) DAILY GROOK #364 ___ FURNISH FINISH ___ by Francis Rodrigues for 'period' furniture that makes real sense, get an electric chair - it ends

[Goanet] Daily Grook #363

DAILY GROOK #363 ___ TANK PRANK ___ by Francis Rodrigues the govt did so decree gas prices being cruel, today on, petrol's free becos' it's april fuel! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...rea

[Goanet] Daily Grook #362

DAILY GROOK #362 _ STRAIN DRAIN _ by Francis Rodrigues i really truss my wife each visit to the mall, verily into each life some strain must fall! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between the l

[Goanet] Daily Grook #361

DAILY GROOK #361 HOARSE VERSE by Francis Rodrigues u sound horse o jockey holt? its cos i just caught a colt! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between the l

[Goanet] Daily Grook #360

DAILY GROOK #360 FUNNY BUNNY guest contributor: Ivan Gannaway Christmas a time for joy And values to think upon But the tinsel doth cloy As Easter eggs me on! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between the lines!

[Goanet] Daily Grook #359

DAILY GROOK #359 WINE WHINE by Francis Rodrigues guests at the cana miracle ask dis water or dis wine? said mary - check da bible which was...thesis divine! __ *sorry the Grook's been unavailable recently - been stuck betwee

[Goanet] DAILY GROOK #357

DAILY GROOK #357 __ RAPID CUPID __ by Francis Rodrigues i love her and how like a zip elevator, can't marry her now but gonna escalator! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between

[Goanet] DAILY GROOK #356

DAILY GROOK #356 __ LONE MOAN __ by Francis Rodrigues if marooned u rot 'cos ur boat sank sorry, u only got yourself to yank! _ puns & word-play of all kinds, hey...read between

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