DEAR AUNTY No. 19 - WEEKLY TOP 12:
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1. DEAR AUNTY,
I'm tarvotti. I "knock-knock" yr advice for good shippy jobs abroad. D'Cruz
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Dear D'Cruz: "Knock! Knock!"..."Who's there?"...D'Cruz!"...D'Cruz who??"
"Arree,.......D'Cruz ships offer our sailors de best jobs!"
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2. DEAR AUNTY,
Why did the combi cross the road ? Collo
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Dear Collo: Because the fox.wagon was on the other side !
(combi=chicken;Volkswagon Combi=old van!)*
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3. DEAR AUNTY,
Zany Question: Why did Ferreira fix his carreira ? Pereira
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Dear Pereira: Because Fernandes refused to Mend'is !
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4. DEAR AUNTY,
Who's the highest paid Sol-Fa singer in the world today ? Re-La
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Dear Re-La: Queen La-Ti-Fah from La-Re-Do earns over 10 million Do-Lah !
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5. DEAR AUNTY,
If the Bible is the Holy Book of Christians, whats the Bhagvad Gita ? Sant
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Dear Sant: The Holy Book of Hin'Do's & Don'ts !'
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6. DEAR AUNTY,
What happened? No more multi-lingual "knock-knock" jokes?? Aisha
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Dear Aisha: "Knock! Knock!"....."Konn?".....Shah!".....Shah konn??"
"Arree,..............Chah konn korta, mak tann lagta!"
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7. DEAR AUNTY,
My mum's invented a new telecope to catch crows. What can I call it? Kauddo
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Dear Kauddo: 'Mai-crowscope ??'
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8. DEAR AUNTY,
My friend built a house at Surla, but no water supply ! What to do? Pani
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Dear Pani: Send her a Get 'well' Soon card !
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9. DEAR AUNTY,
Driving up to the dudh gaddo in the morning, I crashed. You know why ? Val
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Dear Val: Did you get frightened by the milk 'booth' ??
(dudh=milk; bhooth=ghost)*
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10. DEAR AUNTY,
With all this talk of Islamic martyrs getting 72 virgins, I want to become
a martyr! Where can I study to become a professional martyr ? Martyres
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Dear Martyres: Mata High School, Vasco.
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11. DEAR AUNTY,
Why did the combi cross the road ? Chicky
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Dear Chicky: Because the jazz combo was on the other side !
(combi=chicken;combo=rooster)*
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12. DEAR AUNTY,
I love everything Goan! Can you do aknock-knock on our Goan food? JoeGoaUK
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Dear Joe: "Knock! Knock!"..."Who's there?"...Samosa !"...Samosa who??"
"Arree,..............Samo.sannas with your sorpotel, sir ??"
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Disclaimer: all original material [EMAIL PROTECTED] *translations for
'tube-lights' & non-konkani readers worldwide. Forward with acknowledgement.
For Aunty Ponty's photos of Toronto's 'Goa Day' & 'Viva Goa 2006' click on:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/[EMAIL PROTECTED]/
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