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DEAR AUNTY No. 22 - WEEKLY TOP 12:
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1. DEAR AUNTY,
I'm a peon, but my pal always calls me a bhangi ! Can I bang him up ? Pius
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Dear Pius: Bhangi'm up if you want, but please don't peon him !
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2. DEAR AUNTY,
What happened?? No more multi-lingual Eng-Konkani "knock-knock gems?? Assis
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Dear Assis: "Knock! Knock!"..."Who's there??"..."Ass !!"..." Ass whom??"
"Arrey pisha........"Assum re, knock-knock puro zalem!"
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3. DEAR AUNTY,
I wants music ring-tone "Sa-ri-ga-ma" for my cell. Are you listening?? Pia.
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Dear Pia: Sari, rawng number !
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4. DEAR AUNTY,
From Goa to Delhi - what news of the Goa governor's love of dog-meat! I'm
keenly following his progress - what do you call this kind of love? JoeGoaUK
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Dear Joe: Ha ha ! Puppy love?? Stop dogging his footsteps!
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5. DEAR AUNTY,
Who's that rocket lady who yells at us when Mass starts ?? Misha
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Dear Misha: Ha ha ! I think you mean 'Miss Iley ?!'
(missile'y=mass has started!)*
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6. DEAR AUNTY,
Why do you always make fun of us Sikhs?? 'Granth'ed we're naturally
dumb, can't you find words of wisdom in your own Holy Book? Banta
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Dear Banta: As in "Sikh & you shall find"? Oh that's such a Sikh joke, haha!
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7. DEAR AUNTY,
This controversy about 'opmus' garb - are confrarias caste-based? Ethel
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Dear Ethel: Yes - that's why they get 'up mos' people's noses !!
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8. DEAR AUNTY,
My homey's girlfriend tried to knife him. When she failed, she then tried to
swallow a packet of needles. What can she possibly be charged with? Balu
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Dear Balu: 1. Homey-cide. 2. Sui-cide. (sui=needle!)*
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9. DEAR AUNTY,
Why are undertakers in Goa never poor? Kane
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Dear Kane: Because they keep pedo-lling the same candles at all funerals !
(pedo=undertaker)*
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10. DEAR AUNTY,
Its disturbing to hear from distant Brazil of Remo's backstage controversy
with the TV channel. How can we Goans help him from so far away ? Rima
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Dear Rima: Use your Remo-te control ??
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11. DEAR AUNTY,
Where in Goa can I exercise vocabulary & build great puns like yours? Pundit
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Dear Pundit: Pun Gym is a capital place to start !
(Panjim=capital of Goa!)*
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12. DEAR AUNTY,
Riddle: Why shouldnt you mention Goa sausages in a police station? Porky
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Dear Porky: Because shouting "chor.is.aum" is an admission of theft!
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