A HEARTY……. A witness (Girgol) to an automobile accident was testifying.
Adv. Xembu asked him:- Adv. Xembu: Didyou actually see the accident? Girgol: Yes,sir. Adv. Xembu: Howfar away were you, when the accident happened? Girgol: Thirty-onefeet, six and one quarter inches. Adv. Xembu: (Thinking he wouldtrap the witness): Well, Girgol, will you tell the court, how you knew it wasexactly that distance? Girgol: Becausewhen the accident happened, I took out a tape and measured it. Adv. Xembu:Measured? Girgol:Yes, because I knew some annoying Advocate would ask me that question. All thepeople who were hearing this case, had a hearty laugh. Cajetan de Sanvordem Kuwait.