HAS BEEN…….. A 76 year oldman (Motes) goes to his family Doctor (Dr. Falcao) for a physical check-up. Dr. Falcao runs some tests and says to Motes:-
Dr.Falcao: Well, everything seems to be in top conditionphysically. But what about mentally? Just tocheck if Motes is mentally okay, Dr. Falcao asks him a trickyquestion: Dr. Falcao: Howis your connection with God? Motes: Oh, meand God? We are tight. We have a real bond, He is very good to me. Every nightwhen I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, andthen, when I leave, he turns it back off. Upon hearing this Dr. Falcao was astonished. He calls Motes’s wife (Zebelin) and says: Dr. Falcao: Iwould like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claimsthat every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light forhim and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true? Zebelin:He is out of his mind, that idiot has been peeing in the refrigerator! Cajetan de Sanvordem Kuwait.
