A Good Story

1993-04-05 Thread Goeran Uddeborg
Sorry to disappoint you, but according to an article I read recently, this tradition it originally appeared in Germany in the 16th century as a part of the spring festival. So "English culture" isn't quite appropriate. :-)

Re: A Good Story

1993-04-02 Thread hudak-paul
I don't want to be misunderstood but I DON'T WANT to believe this. You don't have to -- it was an APRIL FOOL'S JOKE! (I figure I better go on record as saying this, otherwise it will end up in the newspapers and then I really will be in hot water!) Happy Haskelling, -Paul ---

A Good Story

1993-04-02 Thread akman
Paul Hudak writes: For every bad story there is a good one. Recently Haskell was used in an experiment here at Yale in the Medical School. It was used to replace a C program that controlled a heart-lung machine. In the six months that it was in operation, the hospital estimates that

Re: A Good Story

1993-04-02 Thread Jeremy Wilson
the C program, which often crashed and killed the patients. I don't want to be misunderstood but I DON'T WANT to believe this. Would these people please wake up and smell the roses. The original message was sent on APRIL FIRST (hint, hint; solution to puzzle below for those not

re. A Good Story

1993-04-01 Thread nikhil
Paul Hudak writes: For every bad story there is a good one. For every bad story there are two good ones. Recently, a local hospital suffered many malpractice suits due to faulty software in their X-Ray machine. So, they decided to rewrite the code in Haskell for more reliability.

A Good Story

1993-04-01 Thread Clifford Beshers
David Wakeling writes: Yes, Certainly. Here at York we have a small electrical hoist in one of the Departmental stairwells which is used for lifting expensive and delicate equipment onto the upper floor of the building. As part of an experiment in real time functional programming,