*> Haskell* is an incredibly elegantly-designed and beautiful car, which
is rumored to be able to drive over extremely strange terrain. The one time
you tried to drive it, it didn't actually drive along the road; instead, it
made copies of itself and the road, with each successive copy of the ro
I submit my own attempts for consideration:
http://www.cs.caltech.edu/~mvanier/hacking/rants/cars.html
Mike
Andrew Coppin wrote:
From the guy who brought you "data in Haskell is like an undead quantum
cat", I present the following:
"If programming languages were like vehicles, C would be a
Yeah, but to learn how to start the hovercraft, you have to take a
6-week training class.
On 7/23/07, Hugh Perkins <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
On 7/23/07, Jonathan Cast <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> >
> > Fine you guys can have Haskell as the hovercraft, not one of those big
ones
> > mind,
>
> How
On 7/23/07, Jonathan Cast <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> Fine you guys can have Haskell as the hovercraft, not one of those big
ones
> mind,
How do you get that Haskell has to be small? It seems a great big
language to
me.
Well, partly to be controversial, partly because one of those sm
On Monday 23 July 2007, Hugh Perkins wrote:
> C would be an engine. You have to add the wheels. If you use anything but
> a 75.0% mix of gasoline to oil, it explodes.
>
> Fine you guys can have Haskell as the hovercraft, not one of those big ones
> mind,
How do you get that Haskell has to be sma
C would be an engine. You have to add the wheels. If you use anything but
a 75.0% mix of gasoline to oil, it explodes.
Fine you guys can have Haskell as the hovercraft, not one of those big ones
mind, one of those Florida glades ones, like in Lassie, with one guy sitting
on it, weaving between
On 7/23/07, Andrew Coppin <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
From the guy who brought you "data in Haskell is like an undead quantum
cat", I present the following:
"If programming languages were like vehicles, C would be a Ferrari, C++
would be a Porshe, Java would be a BWM and Haskell would be a hover
On Monday 23 July 2007, Andrew Coppin wrote:
> From the guy who brought you "data in Haskell is like an undead quantum
> cat", I present the following:
>
> "If programming languages were like vehicles, C would be a Ferrari, C++
> would be a Porshe, Java would be a BWM and Haskell would be a hoverc
From the guy who brought you "data in Haskell is like an undead quantum
cat", I present the following:
"If programming languages were like vehicles, C would be a Ferrari, C++
would be a Porshe, Java would be a BWM and Haskell would be a hovercraft.
It doesn't even have WHEELS! There is no ste
