On Sat, Oct 11, 2008 at 8:32 PM, Simon Richard Clarkstone
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(Darnit Thunderbird, why don't you DWIM when I hit reply or reply-all?)
You're not writing about Perl, you're writing about Haskell! It
should have been a type error.
Luke
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On Sun, Oct 5, 2008 at 11:21 PM, John Van Enk [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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On Sun, Oct 5, 2008 at 6:22 PM, Simon Richard Clarkstone
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BTW, these could go on the wiki.
I'll see about putting them there.
John Van Enk wrote:
You shoot the gun, but the bullet gets trapped in the IO monad.
The community points you at the paper Bang-bang-patterns: expressing
lethal weaponry in the Haskell typesystem. Your head explodes.
BTW, these could go on the wiki.
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On 10/1/08, John Van Enk [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
There's the well known How to shoot your self in the foot list which I
have it printed and taped on my desk at work.
http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/susan/joke/foot.htm
I had a co-worker ask me how you'd shoot your self in the foot with
I'll see about putting them there. :)
On Sun, Oct 5, 2008 at 6:22 PM, Simon Richard Clarkstone
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BTW, these could go on the wiki.
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This needs to be cleaned up a little (lots of dups, though they are all
great).
On Sun, Oct 5, 2008 at 11:21 PM, John Van Enk [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
I'll see about putting them there. :)
On Sun, Oct 5, 2008 at 6:22 PM, Simon
On Thu, Oct 2, 2008 at 00:39, Bill [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
On Wed, 2008-10-01 at 16:46 -0400, John Van Enk wrote:
. . .
I fully realize how un-clever this is. Some one please give me
something more worth of the original list. :)
You shoot the gun but nothing happens (Haskell is pure,
Don't forget about memory consumption!
If you don't look, the bullet causes heap overflow. If you look, the
bullet causes stack overflow.
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On Thu, Oct 2, 2008 at 17:11, Albert Y. C. Lai [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Don't forget about memory consumption!
If you don't look, the bullet causes heap overflow. If you look, the bullet
causes stack overflow.
So it is a Heisenberg-bullet?
Arnar
John Van Enk wrote:
There's the well known How to shoot your self in the foot list which
I have it printed and taped on my desk at work.
http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/susan/joke/foot.htm
I had a co-worker ask me how you'd shoot your self in the foot with
Haskell.
The interesting thing
There's the well known How to shoot your self in the foot list which I
have it printed and taped on my desk at work.
http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/susan/joke/foot.htm
I had a co-worker ask me how you'd shoot your self in the foot with
Haskell. Here's the best I could do:
You shoot the gun,
2008/10/1 Joachim Breitner [EMAIL PROTECTED]:
You shoot the gun, but nobody notices because no-one evaluates the
target.
Who'd've thunk it!
m.
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John Van Enk wrote:
I had a co-worker ask me how you'd shoot your self in the foot with
Haskell. [...] Some one please give me something more worth of the
original list.
Couldn't match expected type 'Deer' against inferred type 'Foot'
- Jake
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On 10/1/08, John Van Enk [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
There's the well known How to shoot your self in the foot list which I
have it printed and taped on my desk at work.
http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/susan/joke/foot.htm
I had a co-worker ask me how you'd shoot your self in the foot with
On Wed, Oct 1, 2008 at 3:27 PM, Simon Brenner [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
On 10/1/08, John Van Enk [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
There's the well known How to shoot your self in the foot list which I
have it printed and taped on my desk at work.
http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/susan/joke/foot.htm
On Wed, Oct 1, 2008 at 6:38 PM, Jason Dagit [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Heh. Nice. Oleg has earned himself the Haskell equivalent of a Chuck
Norris reputation. Except that Oleg has really earned the respect he gets
from our teasing. BTW, is there an Oleg Facts website?
Jason
Not that I
On Wed, 2008-10-01 at 16:46 -0400, John Van Enk wrote:
. . .
I fully realize how un-clever this is. Some one please give me
something more worth of the original list. :)
You shoot the gun but nothing happens (Haskell is pure, after all).
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On Wed, Oct 1, 2008 at 3:39 PM, Bill [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
On Wed, 2008-10-01 at 16:46 -0400, John Van Enk wrote:
. . .
I fully realize how un-clever this is. Some one please give me
something more worth of the original list. :)
You shoot the gun but nothing happens (Haskell is pure,
On Oct 1, 2008, at 1:46 PM, John Van Enk wrote:
You shoot the gun, but the bullet gets trapped in the IO monad.
You have a shootFoot function which you've proven correct. QuickCheck
validates it for arbitrary you-like values. It will be evaluated only
when you end up at the hospital. You
On Wed, Oct 1, 2008 at 3:39 PM, Bill [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
On Wed, 2008-10-01 at 16:46 -0400, John Van Enk wrote:
. . .
I fully realize how un-clever this is. Some one please give me
something more worth of the original list. :)
You shoot the gun but nothing happens (Haskell is pure,
On 2008.10.01 15:38:08 -0700, Jason Dagit [EMAIL PROTECTED] scribbled 4.3K
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Heh. Nice. Oleg has earned himself the Haskell equivalent of a Chuck
Norris reputation.
Except that Oleg has really earned the respect he gets from our teasing.
BTW, is there an
Oleg Facts
On Wed, Oct 1, 2008 at 3:42 PM, Jake McArthur [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
John Van Enk wrote:
I had a co-worker ask me how you'd shoot your self in the foot with
Haskell. [...] Some one please give me something more worth of the original
list.
Couldn't match expected type 'Deer' against
G'day all.
On Wed, Oct 1, 2008 at 3:42 PM, Jake McArthur [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Couldn't match expected type 'Deer' against inferred type 'Foot'
No instance for (Target Foot)
arising from use of `shoot' at SelfInflictedInjury.hs:1:0
Possible fix: add an instance declaration
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