[Histonet] Off-Topic: April Fool's Day

2011-03-29 Thread Breeden, Sara
What's the best April Fool's Day prank (not causing permanent damage,
please) you've ever played on your pathologist?  You can consider this a
poll but the underlying reason is that I desperately need to do
something to mark this occasion - this being my last year in the lab.  I
have three pathologists that are in serious need of some foolishness.
The only thing that comes to mind is MASH's episode with the charcoal on
the oculars of Colonel Potter's binoculars.  I need serious foolishness.
Please feel free to respond off-line to avoid giving away your secrets
and causing you to be discovered for your past transgressions. 

 

Sally Breeden, HT(ASCP)

New Mexico Department of Agriculture

Veterinary Diagnostic Services

1101 Camino de Salud NE

Albuquerque, NM  87102

505-383-9278 (Histology Lab)

 

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[Histonet] RE: Off-Topic: April Fool's Day

2011-03-29 Thread Cheri Miller
We got a large specimen container, ones we use for mastectomies and colons 
(specimens the paths would need to gross in. We labeled it as a normal 
specimen, put a large piece of foam rubber inside and then put a rubber Rat 
inside. When the path opened it the foam rubber propelled the rat out of the 
specimen bucket LOL. That rat has since become our Histology mascot. We dress 
him up for various holidays. He is now sporting a green leprechaun hat and a 
beer mug necklace. I am looking for little bunny ears for Easter ever heard of 
the the Cadbury rat? :) Cheri

Cheryl A. Miller HT(ASAP)cm
Histology/Cytology Prep Supervisor
Physicians Laboratory Services
Omaha, NE. 402 731 4145 ext. 554
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To: histonet@lists.utsouthwestern.edu
Subject: [Histonet] Off-Topic: April Fool's Day

What's the best April Fool's Day prank (not causing permanent damage,
please) you've ever played on your pathologist?  You can consider this a
poll but the underlying reason is that I desperately need to do
something to mark this occasion - this being my last year in the lab.  I
have three pathologists that are in serious need of some foolishness.
The only thing that comes to mind is MASH's episode with the charcoal on
the oculars of Colonel Potter's binoculars.  I need serious foolishness.
Please feel free to respond off-line to avoid giving away your secrets
and causing you to be discovered for your past transgressions.



Sally Breeden, HT(ASCP)

New Mexico Department of Agriculture

Veterinary Diagnostic Services

1101 Camino de Salud NE

Albuquerque, NM  87102

505-383-9278 (Histology Lab)



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RE: [Histonet] Lab week

2011-03-29 Thread Settembre, Dana
Lab Week is April 24th through April 30th.
Dana Settembre

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Subject: [Histonet] Lab week

Can someone tell me when lab week is?

Thanks in advance. 

Sent from the iPhone of Kim Tournear

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[Histonet] OT: April Fool's Nonsense

2011-03-29 Thread Breeden, Sara
I like what I've gotten so far but I'm obviously a lot more evil than
some of you... I'm thinking about how I could temporarily glue the radio
station dial on the boss's radio to classical music in order to keep him
from listening to Rush Limbaugh and Glen Beck.  Or Saran Wrap over the
urinal.  Vaseline on office door handles. Filling one of their offices
with bubble wrap.  Gluing their desk drawer shut (the one with the food
in it).  Let's get SERIOUS here - I need more!  I want people to be glad
I've retired!  Heh...heh...

 

No pathologists were harmed in the making of this Tomfoolery.  Darn it.
And, yes, I do have work to do today... so far, anyway.

 

Sally Breeden, HT(ASCP)

New Mexico Department of Agriculture

Veterinary Diagnostic Services

1101 Camino de Salud NE

Albuquerque, NM  87102

505-383-9278 (Histology Lab)

 

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[Histonet] RE: OT: April Fool's Nonsense

2011-03-29 Thread Bartlett, Jeanine (CDC/OID/NCEZID)
I don't know.the constant playing of classical music would drive me nuts!  
Hopefully he doesn't have anyone within earshot.  Or not: I guess he must if 
you know what he listens to, LOL!

Jeanine Bartlett
Infectious Diseases Pathology Branch
(404) 639-3590 
jeanine.bartl...@cdc.hhs.gov


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[mailto:histonet-boun...@lists.utsouthwestern.edu] On Behalf Of Breeden, Sara
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To: histonet@lists.utsouthwestern.edu
Subject: [Histonet] OT: April Fool's Nonsense

I like what I've gotten so far but I'm obviously a lot more evil than
some of you... I'm thinking about how I could temporarily glue the radio
station dial on the boss's radio to classical music in order to keep him
from listening to Rush Limbaugh and Glen Beck.  Or Saran Wrap over the
urinal.  Vaseline on office door handles. Filling one of their offices
with bubble wrap.  Gluing their desk drawer shut (the one with the food
in it).  Let's get SERIOUS here - I need more!  I want people to be glad
I've retired!  Heh...heh...

 

No pathologists were harmed in the making of this Tomfoolery.  Darn it.
And, yes, I do have work to do today... so far, anyway.

 

Sally Breeden, HT(ASCP)

New Mexico Department of Agriculture

Veterinary Diagnostic Services

1101 Camino de Salud NE

Albuquerque, NM  87102

505-383-9278 (Histology Lab)

 

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Re: [Histonet] OT: April Fool's Nonsense

2011-03-29 Thread V. Neubert
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPifEfo0GuI ?
This might result in permanent damage to YOU as well, I guess...

Remove the little wheels under the chairs? Mostly they are just plugged
in and can easily be removed.
Gelatine in the coffee maker?

Whatever you do - make sure the list will know the results somehow ;)



 I like what I've gotten so far but I'm obviously a lot more evil than
 some of you... I'm thinking about how I could temporarily glue the radio
 station dial on the boss's radio to classical music in order to keep him
 from listening to Rush Limbaugh and Glen Beck.  Or Saran Wrap over the
 urinal.  Vaseline on office door handles. Filling one of their offices
 with bubble wrap.  Gluing their desk drawer shut (the one with the food
 in it).  Let's get SERIOUS here - I need more!  I want people to be glad
 I've retired!  Heh...heh...

  

 No pathologists were harmed in the making of this Tomfoolery.  Darn it.
 And, yes, I do have work to do today... so far, anyway.

  

 Sally Breeden, HT(ASCP)

 New Mexico Department of Agriculture

 Veterinary Diagnostic Services

 1101 Camino de Salud NE

 Albuquerque, NM  87102

 505-383-9278 (Histology Lab)

  

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[Histonet] RE: OT: April Fool's Nonsense

2011-03-29 Thread Lemke, Nancy
The absolute best one I ever witnessed was when I worked in a histo lab that 
was next to the microbiology lab.  To set up the director, some one came in 
with a stool specimen cup that was used in parasitology.  It had a very 
official patient sticker on the side and was shown to the director.  He was 
told that a test had been ordered that the tech did not recognize.  The 
director was also unfamiliar with the requested test, so he asked what the 
exact nature of the specimen was, something that must have happened often, so 
the tech pulled the lid off of the container, whipped out a tongue depressor 
and stirred up the tan, gloppy contents, all the while looking like he was 
going to retch.  He then scooped up a large dollop of the contents and ate 
it!!!  The director came very close to apoplexy as did everyone else in the 
lab.  At that point the tech shouted April Fools! and revealed that the 
container had butterscotch pudding in it!  It took quite a while to calm down 
the lab, but the joke was gleefully told throughout the hospital!
For strictly histo, it is always good to have a tray of slides of odd items, 
such as ffpe hotdogs, etc and see how far the diagnosis goes!
Nancy W Lemke
Research Coordinator
Hermelin Brain Tumor Center
Neurosurgery Research
Henry Ford Hospital
Detroit, MI
(313) 916-8648

From: histonet-boun...@lists.utsouthwestern.edu 
[histonet-boun...@lists.utsouthwestern.edu] On Behalf Of Breeden, Sara 
[sbree...@nmda.nmsu.edu]
Sent: Tuesday, March 29, 2011 9:32 AM
To: histonet@lists.utsouthwestern.edu
Subject: [Histonet] OT: April Fool's Nonsense

I like what I've gotten so far but I'm obviously a lot more evil than
some of you... I'm thinking about how I could temporarily glue the radio
station dial on the boss's radio to classical music in order to keep him
from listening to Rush Limbaugh and Glen Beck.  Or Saran Wrap over the
urinal.  Vaseline on office door handles. Filling one of their offices
with bubble wrap.  Gluing their desk drawer shut (the one with the food
in it).  Let's get SERIOUS here - I need more!  I want people to be glad
I've retired!  Heh...heh...



No pathologists were harmed in the making of this Tomfoolery.  Darn it.
And, yes, I do have work to do today... so far, anyway.



Sally Breeden, HT(ASCP)

New Mexico Department of Agriculture

Veterinary Diagnostic Services

1101 Camino de Salud NE

Albuquerque, NM  87102

505-383-9278 (Histology Lab)



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RE: [Histonet] RE: OT: April Fool's Nonsense

2011-03-29 Thread Margaret Blount
I like that one! But I have to say I would have been feeling very, very
squeamish had I been a fly on the wall.

Sally here's to a happy retirement for you. If you come over to the UK,
look me up in Cambridge.

Margaret

Miss Margaret Blount
Histology Manager
Metabolic Research Laboratories
Level 4 Institute of Metabolic Science
Box 289, Addenbrooke's Hospital
Hills Road, Cambridge, CB2 0QQ

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Nancy
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To: Breeden, Sara; histonet@lists.utsouthwestern.edu
Subject: [Histonet] RE: OT: April Fool's Nonsense

The absolute best one I ever witnessed was when I worked in a histo lab
that was next to the microbiology lab.  To set up the director, some one
came in with a stool specimen cup that was used in parasitology.  It had
a very official patient sticker on the side and was shown to the
director.  He was told that a test had been ordered that the tech did
not recognize.  The director was also unfamiliar with the requested
test, so he asked what the exact nature of the specimen was, something
that must have happened often, so the tech pulled the lid off of the
container, whipped out a tongue depressor and stirred up the tan, gloppy
contents, all the while looking like he was going to retch.  He then
scooped up a large dollop of the contents and ate it!!!  The director
came very close to apoplexy as did everyone else in the lab.  At that
point the tech shouted April Fools! and revealed that the container
had butterscotch pudding in it!  It took quite a while to calm down the
lab, but the joke was gleefully told throughout the hospital!
For strictly histo, it is always good to have a tray of slides of odd
items, such as ffpe hotdogs, etc and see how far the diagnosis goes!
Nancy W Lemke
Research Coordinator
Hermelin Brain Tumor Center
Neurosurgery Research
Henry Ford Hospital
Detroit, MI
(313) 916-8648

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[sbree...@nmda.nmsu.edu]
Sent: Tuesday, March 29, 2011 9:32 AM
To: histonet@lists.utsouthwestern.edu
Subject: [Histonet] OT: April Fool's Nonsense

I like what I've gotten so far but I'm obviously a lot more evil than
some of you... I'm thinking about how I could temporarily glue the radio
station dial on the boss's radio to classical music in order to keep him
from listening to Rush Limbaugh and Glen Beck.  Or Saran Wrap over the
urinal.  Vaseline on office door handles. Filling one of their offices
with bubble wrap.  Gluing their desk drawer shut (the one with the food
in it).  Let's get SERIOUS here - I need more!  I want people to be glad
I've retired!  Heh...heh...



No pathologists were harmed in the making of this Tomfoolery.  Darn it.
And, yes, I do have work to do today... so far, anyway.



Sally Breeden, HT(ASCP)

New Mexico Department of Agriculture

Veterinary Diagnostic Services

1101 Camino de Salud NE

Albuquerque, NM  87102

505-383-9278 (Histology Lab)



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[Histonet] Florida Law Question

2011-03-29 Thread histot...@imagesbyhopper.com
Hi Histonetters!

Can anyone tell me (maybe even provide a req) as to whether or not a lab aide 
can run the Histos 5 microwave tissue processor?  It's semi-automatic, which 
involves the person (lab aide, tech etc) moving a carousel of cassettes from 
one beaker to another.

Any help is greatly appreciated!

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[Histonet] RE: Off-Topic: April Fool's Day

2011-03-29 Thread Weems, Joyce
We changed out family photos to see how long it would take for him to notice. 
But he saw right away and got us back.. Had the director tell us he had gone to 
HR. Was fun tho!! j

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To: histonet@lists.utsouthwestern.edu
Subject: [Histonet] Off-Topic: April Fool's Day

What's the best April Fool's Day prank (not causing permanent damage,
please) you've ever played on your pathologist?  You can consider this a poll 
but the underlying reason is that I desperately need to do something to mark 
this occasion - this being my last year in the lab.  I have three pathologists 
that are in serious need of some foolishness.
The only thing that comes to mind is MASH's episode with the charcoal on the 
oculars of Colonel Potter's binoculars.  I need serious foolishness.
Please feel free to respond off-line to avoid giving away your secrets and 
causing you to be discovered for your past transgressions. 

 

Sally Breeden, HT(ASCP)

New Mexico Department of Agriculture

Veterinary Diagnostic Services

1101 Camino de Salud NE

Albuquerque, NM  87102

505-383-9278 (Histology Lab)

 

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[Histonet] End of April Fool's Day

2011-03-29 Thread Breeden, Sara
I've collected enough fodder to take me through the year 2015 - good
thing I'll be retiring before that or I'll be surplused!  Thanks to
everyone who contributed and if you have anything further, send it to me
directly so we don't clog up Histonet any more than I already have.
I'll post a comprehensive list of suggestions that I've gotten...

 

Sally Breeden, HT(ASCP)

New Mexico Department of Agriculture

Veterinary Diagnostic Services

1101 Camino de Salud NE

Albuquerque, NM  87102

505-383-9278 (Histology Lab)

 

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[Histonet] April 1st Fun

2011-03-29 Thread Breeden, Sara
Dead cockroach on autopsy/necropsy table as legitimate specimen;
goldfish processed as patient Barry Cuda; change family photos to
total strangers; butterscotch pudding in (unused) specimen jar and
subsequent tasting with applicator stick; activated charcoal on oculars
(a la Colonel Potter in MASH); single hair attached to ocular with
super-glue (tickling nose); cut fingertips off gloves; pumpkin/squash in
animal shapes to slide; bug in block;
foam-rubber-stuffed-box-with-toy-rat-to-burst-out-and-cause-startlement
(toy rat to morph into histo lab mascot complete with appropriate
holiday costume); process beef jerky as legitimate specimen; light
coating of oil on 'scope oculars; - and the latest one I just received -
a small slip of paper on the underside of the (computer's) mouse.  Oh -
the joy!  What shall I do first?!  Happy Annoying!  This ought to cover
the last several months I've not done the Friday Hour of Fuming...

 

Sally Breeden, HT(ASCP)

New Mexico Department of Agriculture

Veterinary Diagnostic Services

1101 Camino de Salud NE

Albuquerque, NM  87102

505-383-9278 (Histology Lab)

 

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RE: [Histonet] April 1st Fun

2011-03-29 Thread Rathborne, Toni
Thanks for sharing with us!

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Sara
Sent: Tuesday, March 29, 2011 2:13 PM
To: histonet@lists.utsouthwestern.edu
Subject: [Histonet] April 1st Fun


Dead cockroach on autopsy/necropsy table as legitimate specimen;
goldfish processed as patient Barry Cuda; change family photos to
total strangers; butterscotch pudding in (unused) specimen jar and
subsequent tasting with applicator stick; activated charcoal on oculars
(a la Colonel Potter in MASH); single hair attached to ocular with
super-glue (tickling nose); cut fingertips off gloves; pumpkin/squash in
animal shapes to slide; bug in block;
foam-rubber-stuffed-box-with-toy-rat-to-burst-out-and-cause-startlement
(toy rat to morph into histo lab mascot complete with appropriate
holiday costume); process beef jerky as legitimate specimen; light
coating of oil on 'scope oculars; - and the latest one I just received -
a small slip of paper on the underside of the (computer's) mouse.  Oh -
the joy!  What shall I do first?!  Happy Annoying!  This ought to cover
the last several months I've not done the Friday Hour of Fuming...

 

Sally Breeden, HT(ASCP)

New Mexico Department of Agriculture

Veterinary Diagnostic Services

1101 Camino de Salud NE

Albuquerque, NM  87102

505-383-9278 (Histology Lab)

 

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[Histonet] (no subject)

2011-03-29 Thread Gullifer, Dawn
Can anyone tell me how and who they use to do radiation level checks in their 
laboratories?  I was hoping to find something similar to the formalin 
monitoring but I am not having much luck.

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OSU Histology Lab, LLC
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RE: [Histonet] RE: OT: April Fool's Nonsense

2011-03-29 Thread Ingles Claire
I get a bit creative with my joke slides and actually use old tissue to cut out 
shapes . Process, embedd, etc. and put them on slides and give to the doc. in 
the middle of his other cases. I have a pumpkin face on one with the slide 
labeled O'Lantern, Jack etc. I have also been known to use those cute bits of 
different shaped confetti and taped them to a slide for the docs. 
(coverslipping doesn't work too well as they are so thick).
Claire

 

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[Histonet] Histology Manager position

2011-03-29 Thread Whitaker, Bonnie
Hi Everyone,

The position of Clinical Histology Laboratory Manager here at The Ohio State 
University Medical Center is still open:

We are located in Columbus, OH which is a wonderful city with a population of 
1.75 million. We are the 16th largest city in the US, without the traffic 
problems of some of the larger cities. There are 19 communities within 30 
minutes of downtown Columbus. It really is a lovely area, complete with four 
seasons.

The histology lab is a good lab, with a stable, hard-working staff. Our average 
block count is about 765/day and we have about 18 techs in histology.

Also, we have great benefits!!

Here is the official blurb:

The OSUMC clinical histology laboratory is a functional laboratory within the 
Anatomic Pathology branch serving the pathology subspecialty divisions. The 
Manager will provide leadership for daily operations of the histology labs, 
manages human resources, financial and budget planning and preparation, new 
test development, quality improvement, safety programs, compliance program, 
successful inspection and accreditation processes, and ensuring current 
policies and procedures related to technical, operational, and administrative 
areas of the laboratory.

For a complete position description and application instructions please go to 
http://medicalcenter.osu.edu/careers/ http://medicalcenter.osu.edu/careers/ 
and search by posting number 354362. The Ohio State University is an equal 
opportunity, affirmative active employer. Women, minorities, veterans, and 
individuals with disabilities are encouraged to apply.

Please don't hesitate to give me a call, or email me if you want more 
information.

Thanks!
Bonnie

Bonnie Whitaker
AP Operations Director
The Ohio State University Medical Center
Department of Pathology
614.293.5048


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RE: [Histonet] (no subject)

2011-03-29 Thread Laurie Colbert
We have a radiation officer in the hospital, and he came down and
monitored for us.  The levels were well below NRC guidelines, so he took
the information to a Radiation Safety Committee meeting, and they are
revising our procedure for us.
Laurie Colbert

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Can anyone tell me how and who they use to do radiation level checks in
their laboratories?  I was hoping to find something similar to the
formalin monitoring but I am not having much luck.

Dawn Gullifer BS, HT (ASCP)
Laboratory Manager
OSU Histology Lab, LLC
614-293-0358 office
614-293-0345 lab
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Re: [Histonet] April 1st Fun

2011-03-29 Thread histot...@imagesbyhopper.com
We had a patient we named Oscar Meyer... it was a piece of hot dog that we put 
in formalin, the doc grossed it, we cut it (and it cut very well, I might add!) 
and they got to the point of looking under the scope before they realized the 
joke!  ;o)

Michelle

On Mar 29, 2011, at 2:13 PM, Breeden, Sara sbree...@nmda.nmsu.edu wrote:

 Dead cockroach on autopsy/necropsy table as legitimate specimen;
 goldfish processed as patient Barry Cuda; change family photos to
 total strangers; butterscotch pudding in (unused) specimen jar and
 subsequent tasting with applicator stick; activated charcoal on oculars
 (a la Colonel Potter in MASH); single hair attached to ocular with
 super-glue (tickling nose); cut fingertips off gloves; pumpkin/squash in
 animal shapes to slide; bug in block;
 foam-rubber-stuffed-box-with-toy-rat-to-burst-out-and-cause-startlement
 (toy rat to morph into histo lab mascot complete with appropriate
 holiday costume); process beef jerky as legitimate specimen; light
 coating of oil on 'scope oculars; - and the latest one I just received -
 a small slip of paper on the underside of the (computer's) mouse.  Oh -
 the joy!  What shall I do first?!  Happy Annoying!  This ought to cover
 the last several months I've not done the Friday Hour of Fuming...
 
 
 
 Sally Breeden, HT(ASCP)
 
 New Mexico Department of Agriculture
 
 Veterinary Diagnostic Services
 
 1101 Camino de Salud NE
 
 Albuquerque, NM  87102
 
 505-383-9278 (Histology Lab)
 
 
 
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[Histonet] RE: OT: April Fool's Nonsense

2011-03-29 Thread Baldridge, Lee Ann
We found a cockroach in our lab years ago. Placed it in a formalin container 
and put it in line to be gross.  We filled out the patient history sheet with 
the name Ima Roach. We thought the pathologist was going to break her neck 
getting out of the chair. LOL!!!

Lee Ann Baldridge
IUSM
Indpls.,IN.
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[mailto:histonet-boun...@lists.utsouthwestern.edu] On Behalf Of Ingles Claire 
Sent: Tuesday, March 29, 2011 3:28 PM
To: Lemke, Nancy; Breeden, Sara; histonet@lists.utsouthwestern.edu
Subject: RE: [Histonet] RE: OT: April Fool's Nonsense

I get a bit creative with my joke slides and actually use old tissue to cut out 
shapes . Process, embedd, etc. and put them on slides and give to the doc. in 
the middle of his other cases. I have a pumpkin face on one with the slide 
labeled O'Lantern, Jack etc. I have also been known to use those cute bits of 
different shaped confetti and taped them to a slide for the docs. 
(coverslipping doesn't work too well as they are so thick).
Claire

 

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Re: [Histonet] to microwave or not to microwave

2011-03-29 Thread Phyllis Thaxton

Hi Karla,

We chose the Sakura XPress microwave processor. We have had it now for over two 
years. We eliminated an entire night shift (everyone works day shift now), we 
drastically reduced xylene usage (we only use it on the HE stainer, we use 
none 
for processing anymore). The processing system takes about 1 hour and 30 
minutes 
to process. I can run breast tissue and GI biopsies on the same run. It is 
still 
truly amazing to me sometimes.
  We have cassettes coming off every 40 minutes to an hour now. The techs 
rotate so that we still have time to do special stains, IHC, frozens...etc. It 
has been a life saver for us.

 Phyllis Thaxton HT(ASCP)QIHC
DCH Regional Medical Center
Tuscaloosa, AL 





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To: histonet@lists.utsouthwestern.edu histonet@lists.utsouthwestern.edu
Sent: Mon, March 28, 2011 12:44:02 PM
Subject: [Histonet] to microwave or not to microwave

We are evaluating rapid tissue processing instruments. I would appreciate any 
comments about microwave tissue process and rapid non microwave tissue process. 
Peloris II, STP 420ES and  Milestone Pathos come to mind. Also, is there anyone 
who switched from microwave processing to rapid non microwave tissue processing?
Thank you,
Dr. Sendelbach
Appleton Medical Center
Appleton Wisconsin
920.738.6294
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RE: [Histonet] April 1st Fun

2011-03-29 Thread sgoebel
The funny part is I hear that can be a fungus control!!
=)

Sarah Goebel, BA, HT(ASCP)
Histotechnologist
Mirna Therapeutics
2150 Woodward Street
Suite 100
Austin, Texas  78744
(512)901-0900 ext. 6912


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Sent: Tuesday, March 29, 2011 2:53 PM
To: Breeden, Sara
Cc: histonet@lists.utsouthwestern.edu
Subject: Re: [Histonet] April 1st Fun

We had a patient we named Oscar Meyer... it was a piece of hot dog that
we put in formalin, the doc grossed it, we cut it (and it cut very well,
I might add!) and they got to the point of looking under the scope
before they realized the joke!  ;o)

Michelle

On Mar 29, 2011, at 2:13 PM, Breeden, Sara sbree...@nmda.nmsu.edu
wrote:

 Dead cockroach on autopsy/necropsy table as legitimate specimen;
 goldfish processed as patient Barry Cuda; change family photos to
 total strangers; butterscotch pudding in (unused) specimen jar and
 subsequent tasting with applicator stick; activated charcoal on
oculars
 (a la Colonel Potter in MASH); single hair attached to ocular with
 super-glue (tickling nose); cut fingertips off gloves; pumpkin/squash
in
 animal shapes to slide; bug in block;

foam-rubber-stuffed-box-with-toy-rat-to-burst-out-and-cause-startlement
 (toy rat to morph into histo lab mascot complete with appropriate
 holiday costume); process beef jerky as legitimate specimen; light
 coating of oil on 'scope oculars; - and the latest one I just received
-
 a small slip of paper on the underside of the (computer's) mouse.  Oh
-
 the joy!  What shall I do first?!  Happy Annoying!  This ought to
cover
 the last several months I've not done the Friday Hour of Fuming...
 
 
 
 Sally Breeden, HT(ASCP)
 
 New Mexico Department of Agriculture
 
 Veterinary Diagnostic Services
 
 1101 Camino de Salud NE
 
 Albuquerque, NM  87102
 
 505-383-9278 (Histology Lab)
 
 
 
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[Histonet] RE: OT: April Fool's Nonsense

2011-03-29 Thread Tryka, A. Francine
A joke that Hazel Horn and I, as well as others in the section, played on our 
pathologist chief years back...
In sequence and separately, stated we smelled an odor in his office.  He 
looked around, especially at his rock collection on the window sill, and 
smelled each one, and could not detect an odor.  After several hours of many of 
us playing this joke of smelling something in his office, we retrieved a 
stuffed rat (toy) from behind one of his cabinets.  All in good fun, but I left 
before the next years April Fools Day rolled around.  Franci Tryka


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[sbree...@nmda.nmsu.edu]
Sent: Tuesday, March 29, 2011 7:32 AM
To: histonet@lists.utsouthwestern.edu
Subject: [Histonet] OT: April Fool's Nonsense

I like what I've gotten so far but I'm obviously a lot more evil than
some of you... I'm thinking about how I could temporarily glue the radio
station dial on the boss's radio to classical music in order to keep him
from listening to Rush Limbaugh and Glen Beck.  Or Saran Wrap over the
urinal.  Vaseline on office door handles. Filling one of their offices
with bubble wrap.  Gluing their desk drawer shut (the one with the food
in it).  Let's get SERIOUS here - I need more!  I want people to be glad
I've retired!  Heh...heh...



No pathologists were harmed in the making of this Tomfoolery.  Darn it.
And, yes, I do have work to do today... so far, anyway.



Sally Breeden, HT(ASCP)

New Mexico Department of Agriculture

Veterinary Diagnostic Services

1101 Camino de Salud NE

Albuquerque, NM  87102

505-383-9278 (Histology Lab)



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[Histonet] Peripheral smear

2011-03-29 Thread Martin, Gary
Our pathologist review peripheral smears for the clinical lab, and I'm
wondering how other facilities handle the reporting.  We presently
receive the smear from a tech,  the pathologist provides a comment and
returns it to the lab. 

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Re: [Histonet] OT: April Fool's Nonsense

2011-03-29 Thread Jay Lundgren
 Vaseline on the telephone earpiece is better than Vaseline on a
doorknob.  The best histo-oriented April fools joke is to fill a slide
basket with blank slides.  Go around your lab with another rack,  like you
are collecting slides to make a full rack to be stained. What a nice
person!  Be sure to get some prostate, kidney or other small, irreplaceable
biopsies.  Do the quick switch with the blank slide basket and
accidentally drop the blank slide basket on the floor.  Be sure to smash
as many as possible.  Then, April Fool!.
As a victim of this prank, I can guarantee that when a histotech hears a
whole basket of slides hit the floor, they will not be thinking it is an
 April Fool's day joke.  It is a sound that freezes the blood.



You're welcome,



Jay A. Lundgren, M.S., HTL (ASCP)
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[Histonet] Thyroid slides

2011-03-29 Thread Kathy M. Gorham
Hi, I'm working on the thyroid for the HQIP for CAP and I've used
several blocks but the cells looks like they are separating from each
other.  Any ideas?  My Pathologist has not complained about them in the
past.  Thanks and Have a great day.  
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[Histonet] Esophageal Brushings

2011-03-29 Thread Cristi stephenson
Hello Histoland,
I was wondering if anyone can help me with a CPT code question?  I run a small 
GI lab.  We have recently received esophageal brushings that were to rule out 
cancer, not Candida.  The pathologist indicated these should be stained with 
the 
Papinicalaou stain.  I was thinking per the archives, that this would be 
charged 
as an 88313 (non-organism stain) as we charge an 88312 for the fungal stain.  
However, the other facilities around my area say that it would be charged as an 
88104.  Can onyone offer me some guidance?
Thank you all,
Cristi
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RE: [Histonet] Esophageal Brushings

2011-03-29 Thread Mike Pence
I would charge an 88104 also.

Mike

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To: Histo Net
Subject: [Histonet] Esophageal Brushings


Hello Histoland,
I was wondering if anyone can help me with a CPT code question?  I run a small 
GI lab.  We have recently received esophageal brushings that were to rule out 
cancer, not Candida.  The pathologist indicated these should be stained with 
the 
Papinicalaou stain.  I was thinking per the archives, that this would be 
charged 
as an 88313 (non-organism stain) as we charge an 88312 for the fungal stain.  
However, the other facilities around my area say that it would be charged as an 
88104.  Can onyone offer me some guidance?
Thank you all,
Cristi
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[Histonet] Anniston, AL

2011-03-29 Thread Phyllis Thaxton
Hello,
  I am trying to help a young lady in the Anniston area. She is interested in 
Histology and would like to try and find a job so that she can train and do one 
of the online courses. 
  Any contacts for her would be very helpful.

Thanks!
 Phyllis Thaxton HT(ASCP)QIHC
DCH Regional Medical Center
Tuscaloosa, AL
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[Histonet] PAS for fonfus

2011-03-29 Thread anuradha shrivastava
Hi Histonetters,
I am doing PAS for Fungus with SCHIFF’S and counter –staining with Hematoxylin, 
the Hyphe look little paler than the spores/ yeast. Our Doc. wants the hyphe to 
be dark too. Any suggestion.
Ikeep in Periodic acid for 5 min. nice rinse then in schiff’s for 15 min. then 
wash for 10 mi, in running tap water. then counterstain. Pleaseneed your expert 
advice. thank you.
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[Histonet] PAS FOR FUNGUS

2011-03-29 Thread anuradha shrivastava
Hi Every body,
Please read the previous post as Fungus, there is a typo.

Thanks.
Anu Shrivastava
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FW: [Histonet] to microwave or not to microwave

2011-03-29 Thread WILLIAM DESALVO

This question comes up every so often and the good news is that
there many good to great processors on the market and, like all things, they 
have
their plus and minus issues. Before you decide which processor to purchase, you
must first decide what you want the tissue processor to accomplish and identify
the two or three most important issues that will most affect your process 
change.
There is a growing trend in Histology to become more efficient/cost effective,
reducing TAT and incorporating LEAN process improvement. I whole heartedly 
suggest
you look to improve your process to match this trend and by doing so, you will
be lead to rapid tissue processing in a most efficient LEAN way. Couple the
previously mentioned trend with the ability to standardize processing for your 
routine
formalin fixed samples and have the ability to process both formalin and
molecular fixed samples on the same instrument; I suggest the Sakura Xpress
(X50 or X120) rapid processors.
 

These instruments provide continuous loading, small batch
and require a small volume of reagent for processing and then discard. You must
address grossing tissue samples to within specification, but that is an issue
that you have to address with all tissue processors. A great advantage of
incorporating this instrument into your LEAN process is the increased velocity
of the workflow as the instruments are continuous load (no cleaning cycle
between batches) and small batch (1 to 40 cassettes). Loading 1 or 2 cassettes
when a STAT or RUSH cases arrives
and completes fixation does not interrupt the process or require special
handling. An important factor to consider is that continuous load processing
does assist in workload leveling, which will lead to reducing employee stress,
increase productivity and error reduction. All these factors contribute directly
to reducing TAT. Add the often overlooked advantage of removing Xylene from
your tissue processing, and again, I suggest you consider the Xpress. 


I was an early adopter (5+ yrs. use) and continue to use the
X120 (2 units). I have not experienced any instrument performance or
maintenance issues and we have never over processed tissues or incorrectly
processed tissue samples. There is no other instrument that can facilitate 
processing
in small batch or provide the continuous delivery of cassettes. You can do
rapid processing with all of the instruments you are considering, but
conventional, one reaction chamber instruments will limit the number of 
processing
runs per day and that will lead to increased batch size.


If you have interest or questions, feel free to
contact me directly. I would be more than happy to share my experience with 
conventional,
microwave and rapid tissue processing.


William DeSalvo, B.S. HTL (ASCP)


 From: karla.sendelb...@thedacare.org
 To: histonet@lists.utsouthwestern.edu
 Date: Mon, 28 Mar 2011 12:44:02 -0500
 Subject: [Histonet] to microwave or not to microwave
 
 We are evaluating rapid tissue processing instruments. I would appreciate any 
 comments about microwave tissue process and rapid non microwave tissue 
 process. Peloris II, STP 420ES and  Milestone Pathos come to mind. Also, is 
 there anyone who switched from microwave processing to rapid non microwave 
 tissue processing?
 Thank you,
 Dr. Sendelbach
 Appleton Medical Center
 Appleton Wisconsin
 920.738.6294
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