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PAS : KE ARAH PEMERINTAHAN ISLAM YANG ADIL
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One day, three close friends, a MCA member, a MIC member and another one an UMNO
member, went for a walk. They were old buddies from a boarding school, and they were
remembering the tough old days they went as students together.
For no apparent reason, they went into a zoo and passed an elephant. Being members of
different political parties but from the same BN and school, there is little bit of
peer competition going on, so when he saw this elephant, an idea clicked the MCA
member, he said to the others "Why don't we prove who is the best among us?". The
others, of course, agreed. Then the MIC member said "Let's make a test. Whoever can
make this elephant laugh, he is a member of the best political party". They all agreed
and started. Being a pure logical strategist, the MCA tried to make the elephant
laugh by telling jokes. Of course the elephant stayed still.
As a more practical guy, the MIC guy tried to make funny gestures...and the elephant
still stood firm.
Now, comes the UMNO member. He whispered something to the elephant, and it laughed at
him while pointing its trunk at him. The other two were astonished. How come this
UMNO member beat them?
So the MIC guy said "OK, let's make another test. Let's make this elephant cry !!".
So there they went again. The MCA member told sad stories, the MIC guy made sad
gestures, and they fail again. Then, the UMNO member whispered something again in the
elephant's ear and it just cried, weeping and patting away. This can't be, thought
the other two.
So the MCA member said "OK, you've won twice. If you can win this test, we will bow to
you. Let's make this elephant run". He went and barked to the elephant, orders to run.
Of course, it stayed still.
The MIC guy pushes the elephant and stabs it with stick to make it run, but it stayed
still.
So... the UMNO man comes to it and whispers something again in its ear and the
elephant ran and ran as fast as it could, as if it was
scared to death.
The other two surrendered. "OK, you're the best, pal. You are a member of the best
party; none of us can beat you. Do tell us your secret". "Well" said the UMNO
man,"the first time I made it laugh, I said I am an UMNO member". "When I made it cry,
I told the elephant how the UMNO leaders treated and fooled the members". "And when
I made it run scared to death, I said to it, Why don't you join UMNO and be a crony of
Mahathir ?"
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