*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* { Sila lawat Laman Hizbi-Net - http://www.hizbi.net } { Hantarkan mesej anda ke: [EMAIL PROTECTED] } { Iklan barangan? Hantarkan ke [EMAIL PROTECTED] } *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* PAS : KE ARAH PEMERINTAHAN ISLAM YANG ADIL ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Assalamualaikum, >PUZZLE 22: >When asked which half of an apple he would like, 11-year-old Abu >replied "the bigger half"; Adik Abu, Burn yang baru belajar pasal >superlatives menyampuk "you mean, the biggest half". Siapa betul? radindaeng: If it is a half ..then neither of the side is bigger than the other... bahar88: dua2nya salah sebab mana ada "bigger or biggest" half.Half maknanya 1/2 @50%, tentu ler sama besau!! JAWAPAN: Bijak, bijak, korang patut jadi wakil rakyat. Kita perlu lebih ramai wakil rakyat yang bijak2. >PUZZLE 23: >A man stopped his car opposite a hotel and immediately knew that >he was bankrupt. How? radindaeng: his hotel was burning and not insured. bahar88: sebab hotel tu dulunya rumah si mamat tu, tapi sekarang dah dijadikan hotel selepas kena lelong oleh Danaharta. he he he he. JAWAPAN: Kreatif, kreatif. Korang memang layak jadi wakil rakyat. Tapi jawapan sebonar ialah: dia orang tu tengah main "monopoly" he he he he... >PUZZLE 24: >Ramli ran halfway into the forest in half an hour. Dollah claimed >he had gone two-third of the way into the forest in the same time. >But Ramli said that it was impossible. Why? radindaeng: Ramli RAN halfway but Dollah was riding a vehicle into the forest..so ..that explains it.. bahar88: impossible kerana si dollah dan ramly tu tengah bertekak mengenai jarak dan masa masing2 ditempat/point yang sama. Kalau mereka dah sampai ke jarak yang berbeza, mana mungkin mereka bertembung/bertemu? mencelah: Hebat sungguh si Dollah ni.Boleh ya dan boleh tidak.Tidak kalau dia orang cakap secara bersemuka. Tapi melalui hand set.....memang betul apa yang dolah kata. JAWAPAN: Confirm!! Layak jadi YB kerana very imaginative. Namun jawapan sebenar ialah. Bia seseorang tu dah sampai ketengah hutan, perjalanan seterusnya ialah keluar hutan. bahar88: bila lah agaknya engkau ni nak diam, adaaaa jer modal engkau. kata pendiam!! ME: pendiam is a verb = membuat sesuatu jadi diam. Bukan sifat. Sekian __________________________________________________________ This email has been sent through 2b at http://www.2b.co.uk ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ( Melanggan ? To : [EMAIL PROTECTED] pada body : SUBSCRIBE HIZB) ( Berhenti ? To : [EMAIL PROTECTED] pada body: UNSUBSCRIBE HIZB) ( Segala pendapat yang dikemukakan tidak menggambarkan ) ( pandangan rasmi & bukan tanggungjawab HIZBI-Net ) ( Bermasalah? Sila hubungi [EMAIL PROTECTED] ) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Pengirim: "En Quiet" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>