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> From: Ishak, Mohamad MI <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> To: '[EMAIL PROTECTED]'
> Subject: FW: Mahathirisms
> Date: Wednesday, January 26, 2000 10:15 AM
>
> >
> > The Malaysians will enjoy this ......
> >
> >
> >
> > > Subject: Mahathirisms
> > >
> > >
> > > A Brief Guide To The Various ' isms '
> > >
> > > 1. FEUDALISM
> > > All the cows in the kingdom belong to the king. You own nothing,
> > > Work only for the king and earn a pittance.
> > >
> > > 2. COMMUNISM
> > > You have 2 cows; your neighbour has none. The government takes one
Of your
> > > cows and gives it to your neighbour so that you and your neighbour
each have
> > > one.
> > >
> > > 3. DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISM
> > > You have two cows; the government provides the grass for the cows
> > > and in return takes a small portion of the milk.
> > >
> > > 4. BA ' ATH (ARAB) SOCIALISM
> > > The government lets you do whatever you want to do with your cows
> > > as long as you let the government do whatever they like.
> > >
> > > 5. CAPITALISM
> > > You have 2 cows, the government allows you to mate them and produce
> > > Another cow. You keep the third cow and sell the milk for cash. Too
bad if
> > > your neighbours don ' t own any cows and can ' t afford to buy any
milk.
> > >
> > > 6. FASCISM
> > > You have 2 cows. The government takes both cows and trades the milk
> > > For guns. You survive by selling the cow-dung.
> > >
> > > 7. MAHATHIRISM
> > > You have 2 cows. The government takes the milk with the promise to
> > > Store it for you so that you can draw on it when your cows are dead.
As
> > > more milk is produced, the government accumulates the milk. When
the amount
> > > is big enough, the government distributes the milk among their
friends and
> > > families, who in turn process it into butter and cheese and sell
them back
> > > to you at a higher price. They become billionaires with your cows'
milk.
> > > The government ' thinks big ' , sets up Malaysia Inc. and your
> > > cows end up in mega-farms owned by these billionaires.
> > >
> > > If you complain, the government says that you are not grateful.
> > >
> > > If you move your cow to another place, you have to pay PLUS.
> > >
> > > If you want to check your cows' roadworthiness, you have to pay
> > > RM20 to Puspakom and another RM20 to the Government.
> > >
> > > If your cows ' berak ' or ' kencing ' , you have to pay
> > > IWK.
> > >
> > > If your cows don ' t finish the grass you gave them, you must
> > > make use of Alam Flora to get rid of the excess.
> > >
> > > If your cows fall sick you must send them for medical treatment at
> > > Medicare services provided by <names forbidden to be mentioned on
pain of
> > > transfer and disciplinary action.
> > >
> > > If you keep an account book, you must not record payments to <names
> > > forbidden to be mentioned on pain of transfer and disciplinary
action.
> > >
> > > If you lead your cows by the nose, they become BN leaders and
ministers.
> > >
> > > If your cows are dark in colour, the Minister of Information will
> > > Declare your cow a buffalo and unfit to lead other cows.
> > >
> > > If your cows mix around with more than three other cows, they will
> > > Be forcibly dispersed for illegal assembly.
> > >
> > > If you get fed up and sell the cows to your neighbour, the
> > > Government charges you as a foreign agent.
> > >
> > > If you get angry, slaughter the cows and eat them, the government
> > > Accuses you of sabotaging the economy, and you get slammed under the
> > > Illegal Slaughter
> > >
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