Hola Folks!
I had a Matrix human/animal battery/power source, Borg hardwired/piped,
hair brained idea to collect methane gases from cows per the attached
excerpts from the URL below;
http://www.theage.com.au/news/science/apocalypse-cow/2005/09/30/1127804642936.html
"Bovine flatulence plays a negligible role in global warming," is the
prim assessment of researcher Benoit Leguet.
France's 20 million cows account for an astonishing 6.5 per cent of
national greenhouse-gas emissions, according to his estimates.
Each year, their belches send 26 million tonnes of these gases into the
atmosphere.
Their faeces - "dejection bovine," to use the poetic-sounding French
phrase - account for another 12 million tonnes.
Compare that with the 12 million tonnes of gas emitted by French oil
refineries, demonised by greenies as climate-killers.
Bovine gas comprises methane and nitrous oxide, which volume-for-volume
are 21 and 310 times more effective at trapping solar heat respectively
than boring CO2.
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How about building a little compressor and storage tank with a tube
implant to suck out methane gases from the stomach and intestines?
It would attach to the back and could be solar powered to accumulate
methane until the tank was full at which time it was 'harvested' to a
central tank or swapped out with an empty one.
Hey, its Halloween and Macabre is IN....ya know, it can get a LOT
worse...<ROFL>...
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