How many members of
the Bush administration does it take to change a light
bulb?
1. One to deny that a light bulb
needs to be changed;
2. One to attack the patriotism
of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the
light bulb;
4. One to arrange the invasion
of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to
Halliburton for the new light bulb;
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as
a janitor, standing on a
step ladder under the
banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;
7. One administration insider to
resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was
literally in the dark;
8. One to viciously smear #7;
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies
on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;
10. And finally one to confuse
Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the
country.
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{Invite (mankind, O Muhammad ) to the Way of your Lord (i.e. Islam) with wisdom (i.e. with the Divine Inspiration and the Qur'an) and fair preaching, and argue with them in a way that is better. Truly, your Lord knows best who has gone astray from His Path, and He is the Best Aware of those who are guided.}
(Holy Quran-16:125)
{And who is better in speech than he who [says: "My Lord is Allah (believes in His Oneness)," and then stands straight (acts upon His Order), and] invites (men) to Allah's (Islamic Monotheism), and does righteous deeds, and says: "I am one of the Muslims."} (Holy Quran-41:33)
The prophet (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) said: "By Allah, if Allah guides one person by you, it is better for you than the best types of camels." [al-Bukhaaree, Muslim]
The prophet (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) also said, "Whoever calls to guidance will have a reward similar to the reward of the one who follows him, without the reward of either of them being lessened at all."
[Muslim, Ahmad, Aboo Daawood, an-Nasaa'ee, at-Tirmidhee, Ibn Maajah]
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