[(jdk)] Cara-cara nak cover malu bila terjatuh

Subject: Cara-cara nak cover malu bila terjatuh 1. *Kalau tersepak batu:* Jangan terus bangun, sebaliknyer anda baring dan terus berguling-guling hingga jauh dari perhatian ramai...lepas tu baru bgn bila takde orang nampak.. 2. *Kalau terjatuh beskal:* cepat-cepat naik beskal anda semula dan

[(jdk)] Ubat gegat jimatkan petrol.....?????

*INGIN KEPASTIAN.. ADAKAH MAKLUMAT SEPERTI DI BAWAH BOLEH DIPERCAYAI ???* *Jimatkan Petrol dengan Ubat Gegat ??* (Petua Jimat) Memandangkan hari ini harga petrol yang tinggi disebabkan kenaikan harga minyak global dan faktor-faktor lain, maka bermacamlah cara dilakukan untuk

[(jdk)] Why Bill Gates SOLD OFF Microsoft

*Letter is from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft*** * Subject: Problems with my new computer** * * Dear Mr. Bill Gates,* *We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.** 1. There is a button 'start' but

[(jdk)] Kalau pompuan kata...

*KALAU POMPUAN KATA KAT KITA (LELAKI) * 1)Kalau pompuan kata : oklah wak,kita sembang lain kali yek. Maknanya : dah le tu...maleh dah nak sembang ngan ko..boring! 2)Kalau pompuan kata : tak pe,saya tak kisah.. Maknanya : sape kata aku tak kisah? 3)Kalau pompuan kata : kita kawan aje lah

[(jdk)] Aksi berani mati TNB...

--- On *Sat, 11/4/09, Tarzan akutar...@... akutar...@yahoo.com* wrote: From: Tarzan akutar...@...m Subject: Fw: aksi berani mati... Date: Saturday, 11 April, 2009, 2:35 AM *Gambar ni aku snap [2 april] kat stesen komuter shah alam.. korang saksikanlah keberanian makhluk tuhan ni..depa

[(jdk)] Maid yang sexy giler

Berhati-hati mengambil pembantu rumah orang asing : : : : : : [image: maid yang sexy @ isu hangat]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DW3Bp12L7YI/Sednj_fceCI/Wow/3p-o7LUrLY4/s1600-h/sexy-maid.jpg http://advantech4u.com/spypen image001.gif

[(jdk)] Theories that'll win Nobel Prize

This theory will win the Physics Nobel Prize in 2009! *Equation 1 * Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore, Human = Donkey + work + enjoy Therefore, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work In other words, Human that don't know how to enjoy = Donkey that work

[(jdk)] Jgn Ketuk Nanti Terbakar

Some tips ladies gentlemen.. JANGAN KETUK NANTI TERBAKAR Kalau kita ke stesen minyak, selalunya ada tanda arahan yang mengingatkan kita agar jangan menggunakan handphone, matikan enjin kereta dan jangan merokok kerana benda-benda ini amat bahaya Ada satu lagi perkara yang tidak

[(jdk)] You know you work in Corporate if...

*... * You know you work in Corporate if ... 1) You've sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies. 2) Your resume is on a disk in your pocket. 3) When someone asks about what you do for a living, you lie. 4) You get really excited about a 2% pay raise. 5) You learn

[(jdk)] World's first 256GB USB flash drive

-- http://www.getnidokidos.com/ http://www.getnidokidos.com/ *Kingston Technology unveils world's first 256GB USB flash drivehttp://www.getnidokidos.com/ * http://www.getnidokidos.com/ *Kingston Technology Europe Ltd , a subsidiary of Kingston Technology Company

[(jdk)] Fakta sejarah - asal nama elektrik

Orang Melayu dikatakan mengambil perkataan ELEKTRIK daripada perkataan Inggeris yang juga ELECTRIC. Tetapi yang sebenarnya, ELECTRIC itu diambil dari perkataan Melayu campur Inggeris. Ceritanya... . Pada suatu masa dulu selepas setahun Thomas Edison mencipta lampu, saintis tidak pernah terfikir

[(jdk)] Kenaikkan harga minyak disambut penuh kesyukuran....

Kenaikkan harga minyak disambut penuh kesyukuran Kuala Lumpur, 1 Sept - Awal pagi lagi stesyen minyak sekitar Lembah Kelang di kunjungi oleh ramai pengguna kenderaan yang berpusu pusu untuk mendapatkan bekalan minyak dengan harga baru. Harga RON97 dinaikkan kepada RM2.00/liter, manakala RON95

[(jdk)] Kisah 2 Ekor Burung Kakak Tua

Di sebuah kedai menjual burung, terdapat 2 ekor burung *kakak tua.* Kedua burung itu berbeza, yang satu *suka bernyanyi* dan yang satunya lagi hanya diam saja, datang seorang lelaki ingin membeli burung kakak tua. Ia berkata kepada si penjual burung. Pembeli : *Berapa harga burung kakak tua

[(jdk)] Fwd: Kena tindih / Sleep paralysis

*From:* Ema Rahim �...@yahoo.com* Sent:* Tue, October 6, 2009 2:23:20 PM *Subject:* Kena tindih / Sleep paralysis *Kena tindih / Sleep paralysis * *Janganlah kite ni selalu tuduh hantu le, jin letahyul semua tu.Fenomena kene tindihkepercayaan dan kebenaran.. just to share aku

[(jdk)] XXL size Restaurant, Thailand

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[(jdk)] meaning of cars

*BMW**: **Brings Me Women.* http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funlok/join/ * * http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funlok/join/ *FIAT**: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.*http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funlok/join/ * * http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funlok/join/ *FORD**: For Only Rough

[(jdk)] sape2 tolong siasat tentang sign board ni!!

dari terowong penchala menghala ke mutiara damansara/kepong *[image: http://bit.ly/taman2syurga]*http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Taman2Syurga/ -- Get connected with chat on network profiles, blogs, or any personal websites!

[(jdk)] Arab student sends an e-mail..

*Arab student sends an e-mail to his Dad saying*: Dear Dad, Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am bit ashamed to arrive to my college with my Gold Mercedes, when all my Teachers travel by train. Your Son Nasser

[(jdk)] korang semua sama aje!!

Seorang Pelancong Cina masuk kedalam sebuah bar di Hawaii dan dia amat terperanjat kerana didalamnya terdapat Steven Spielberg! Pengarah filem yang ternama. Sedang dia enak menikmati minumannya tiba-tiba beliau melihat pengarah filem tersebut meluru kepadanya dan melepaskan sebiji penumbuk.

[(jdk)] Mr.Angry and Mrs.Calm / Illution...

If you watch the above images from your seat in front of the computer, Mr.Angry is on the left, and Mrs.Calm is on the right. Get up from your seat, and move back about eight feet!! They switch places!! This proves that things aren't always what they look like!! Magnet jimatkan petrol -