Re: Perl email script (telecommute), United States, OR, clackmas

2007-11-18 Thread Randal L. Schwartz
 Posting == Perl Jobs [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

Posting Company name: clackmas paper products

Posting Location: United States, OR, clackmas

Something smells about this posting, since the actual town name
is Clackamas, and there's no listing for either Clackamas Paper Products
or Clackmas Paper Products [sic] in the area.

Perhaps this is just a bad spammer wanting some help.  Can we
call for a verification of this listing before good email boxes
get hurt?

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Re: Agony of the 3-week guarantee

2007-05-10 Thread Randal L. Schwartz
 Terrence == Terrence Brannon [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

Terrence No, I operate on passion and I was wired about the work I would be
Terrence doing. Also, I had never been cut any earlier than 6 months in 6 
years
Terrence of consulting, so I figured there was no reason for that to happen 
now
Terrence to me.

I've never been asked to work 3 weeks on a trial basis.  I'd consider
that a huge red flag. :)

Terrence Remember, you yourself once said to me: princepawn, you live in an
Terrence ideal world :)

Yes. At least you're consistent!

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Re: Agony of the 3-week guarantee

2007-05-09 Thread Randal L. Schwartz
 Terrence == Terrence Brannon [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

Terrence I have just been introduced to the darkside of something I never ever
Terrence encountered before. It's called a 3-week guarantee. Under this
Terrence program, you are an hourly contractor, but for 3 weeks the company 
has
Terrence no obligation to pay the agent anything.

I'm no lawyer, but I'm not sure that can even be legal.  At a minimum, the
body shop needs to pay you minimum wage, I would presume.

On the other hand, although you can't sign away fundamental rights, you *can*
give up some basic reasonable things when you're desperate.  Sounds like you
were a bit desperate.

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Re: annual job stats?

2007-01-22 Thread Randal L. Schwartz
 Larson == Larson Rider [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

Larson I am seeing Google influence the world towards Python and the growing
Larson LAMP community both are supplanting areas where Perl was the language 
of
Larson choice.

Eh?  What do you think the P stands for in LAMP?

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Re: I value my freedom more than almost anything... except duckets

2006-11-23 Thread Randal L. Schwartz
 Terrence == Terrence Brannon [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

Terrence I am willing to cover my condo lease while I work elsewhere to get
Terrence away from my current employer's repeated attempts to police the
Terrence employees like a bunch of kindergartners.

Do you realize you probably just said more about you than about your employer?
Good luck getting a job from anyone who reads/googles this list now.

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Re: OO perl developer (onsite), United States, CA, Alviso

2006-05-19 Thread Randal L. Schwartz
 Perl == Perl Jobs [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

Perl URL for more information: http://[EMAIL PROTECTED]/

So close, and yet so far away.

Isn't there anyone who trains these technical recruiters about the basics,
like a difference between an email address and a web address?  You'd think
that at a tech-savvy company like TiVo, they'd already have done the right
handholding.

{sigh}

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Re: Senior PERL CGI/DB Programmer (onsite), United States, CA, San Diego,

2005-08-06 Thread Randal L. Schwartz
 Perl == Perl Jobs [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

Perl Job title: Senior PERL CGI/DB Programmer

...

Perl Fun, creative North County web development house seeks SENIOR PERL CGI/DB
Perl PROGRAMMER.  Our clients range from small to Fortune 100 companies with a
Perl wide variety of Web development projects. 

...

Perl URL for more information: http://www.console.net/

Perl Contact information at:
Perl http://jobs.perl.org/job/2934#contact

So, they spell it PERL, and have no email contact address.

How many senior Perl CGI/DB programmers do they expect to get?

{sigh}

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Re: Raw Perl Web Developer (telecommute), Canada, Ontario, Toronto

2005-07-19 Thread Randal L. Schwartz
 Perl == Perl Jobs [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

Perl *Raw Perl Programming -- not dependend on any Perl modules including, but
Perl not limited to, CGI, HTML, Exporter.  Current exceptions include LWP, DBI
Perl and ImageMagik.

Sad.  Jobs like this make me sad.

Let's throw away 75% of what makes a Perl programmer productive.

Sad.

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Re: Perl Developer; Fast growing technology company, leader in its field (onsite), United States, New York, New York

2005-06-11 Thread Randal L. Schwartz
 Perl == Perl Jobs [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

Perl Internal ID: pbPEARLjpo

Doesn't this strike anyone else as a bit odd? :-)

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Re: Junior Perl/Mod_Perl/Java Typist required

2004-12-16 Thread Randal L. Schwartz
 Marty == Marty Landman [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

Marty The subject is from a jobs posting I just saw. Am I the only one that
Marty doesn't get what a

Marty Junior Perl/Mod_Perl/Java *Typist* is?

It's the guy who puts the typing in strong typing.

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Re: will you take fries with that?

2004-10-17 Thread Randal L. Schwartz
 Anthony == Anthony Ettinger [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

Anthony Unreal. The future doesn't look good if this kind of
Anthony stuff continues.

What?  Job postings?  Discussions about job postings?

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Re: [hangout] Re: pittance

2004-04-13 Thread Randal L. Schwartz
 Steve == Steve M [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

 If what your saying is true, your in the wrong field because dependency of
 such 'rare' guiniess is not enough fuel for an industry to make.

Steve This doesnt require the level of genius you think doesnt exist.  Anyone
Steve who is able to understand a novel would probably be able to perform well
Steve on this sort of test.

Well, I'm gonna disagree with you there, by analogy. :)

Almost all of my (adult) friends have no problem reading and following
a good sci-fi or fantasy novel.

Very few of them could *write* such a novel in any way that would
have my interest.

Similarly, sure, we can teach almost anyone to read a computer program.

But the skill to *write* a computer program is not necessarily
trainable to everyone.  It requires some innate sense of abstract
reasoning and problem solving that is definitely available only to a
small portion of the adult population in my experience.

Maybe some of you live sheltered lives, hanging out only with nerds.
You gotta get out more often. :)

Think of how many VCRs are out there that are *flashing 12:00*.
Doh!

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Re: [hangout] Re: pittance

2004-04-12 Thread Randal L. Schwartz
 Ruben == Ruben Safir Secretary Nylxs [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

Ruben Name 5 professions which is not licensed outside of IT.

Thank you for that, Ruben.  You now owe me a new keyboard and screen,
since I did a spit-take upon reading this posting.  I needed a good
laugh.  Thanks!

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Re: [hangout] Re: pittance

2004-04-11 Thread Randal L. Schwartz
 Ruben == Ruben Safir Secretary Nylxs [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

Ruben Computers are for everyone.  You have a growth market of some
Ruben 50 million workers in the US alone.  Under what form of magic
Ruben do you believe that any of the basic allorgithms involved in
Ruben program design is beyound ANY normal adults grasp?

I know *many* adults that will never be able to write a 10-line
program in any language.  You apparently do not give yourself enough
credit for your skill.

Abstract reasoning and algorithm design *is* a specialized aptitude.
One of the problems the dot-com boom created was a huge artificial
demand (which later collapsed) driving a lot of incompetent people
into the field chasing the pot of gold that most of them didn't
deserve.

I believe in the marketplace.  Artificial standards bodies will not
work overall.  Witness the fiasco of the MCSE... it's merely a
money-treadmill for testing services (and Microsoft), and guarantees
nothing more than a willingness to part with some of your cash, not
any kind of actual skill.  Teaching to the test has become far too
common.

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Re: 94!

2004-04-04 Thread Randal L. Schwartz
 John == John Von Essen [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

John The problem today is one parent's income can't earn enough to support
John the other stay-at-home parent + 2 cars + home + expenses from 2
John kids and so on.

Ahh, the american dream, cranked to 11.

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Re: [Perl Jobs] Perl Programmer (onsite), India, Maharashtra, Mumbai

2003-06-06 Thread Randal L. Schwartz
 Lance == Lance  [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

Lance Another thing that made the news over there a couple of times,
Lance and had the IT people I was in contact with worried: Western
Lance Protectionist IT policies.  There were quite a few articles
Lance about laws proposed or currently going through the States and
Lance European gov'ts to protect their own IT workers.  This has the
Lance Indians quite scared.  The western nations have been flooding
Lance the Indian economy with money.  And it terrifies the Indians to
Lance have it taken away or restricted in any way.  As you would
Lance expect them to feel.

Hmm.  Can we distinguish two different kinds of laws here?

Laws that would prevent the farming out of jobs to India

-vs-

Laws that would prevent the farming out of jobs to India where the
remote processing of critical data would be a security risk (like
medical or credit records or personnel data)

I can clearly support the latter, although the spin-boys might spin
the latter as if it were the former.

Unfortunately, I'd be hard pressed to come up with a category of data
that doesn't require extra precaution in the IT field.  So maybe a law
based on category of data would still have the effect of bringing all
IT jobs back home.  The things that'd be left would be like those
thousands of people who retype phone directories (public info),
probably not very well paying.

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Re: Java and Perl

2003-03-28 Thread Randal L. Schwartz
 Robert == Robert F Conabee [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

Robert In the end we had converted the display portion of the site to
Robert Java servlets, but all of the back end data collection and
Robert delivery to off-site web-servers remained in Perl.  Once we
Robert took a critical look at cost/benefit of replacing Perl on the
Robert back-end we quickly realized that it was a better choice: the
Robert code had been running reliably 24/7 for 2 years, and the
Robert regexp parsing tasks would have been much slower and less
Robert flexible if implemented in Java.

This is precisely the kind of stories we need for Perl advocacy.

I hear about this stuff *all the time*.  But maybe it's because I'm
listening in the Perl groups, where we only talk about the projects
that worked. :)

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Contract or salary? (was Re: scary hiring)

2003-03-22 Thread Randal L. Schwartz
 Paris == Paris Sinclair [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

Paris OTOH, $35/h is over double the average (mean or median) pay in the US.

You've got to be careful to match apples to apples here.

$35/hr as a salaried employee ($70K/year plus benefits) probably *is*
a middle-class family-supporting wage.  Even in Oregon. :-)

But $35/hr as a *contractor* is pretty darn low.  That's effectively
$35,000 per year, including the risk of having the job go away
tomorrow, and having already established all the extra junk that goes
along with putting yourself in business.

I don't know whether this was a contract at $35/hr or a salary at
$35/hr, but we need to specify context before we can compare.

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Re: scary hiring

2003-03-22 Thread Randal L. Schwartz
 David == David Kaufman [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

David it wasn't until after i didn't hear back from them, that i
David realized that they had made it quite clear that it was a Monday
David to Friday, 9-5 full-time onsite position, for which i'd just
David have to pay my own taxes (which is fine with me -- i just
David wouldn't get benefits, but hey, i pay my own taxes and
David insurance as a contractor anyway... and i don't have the
David reliable 40-hour/week billing!) but yet i had stupidly told
David them i wanted what amounts to $140,000/yr salary and would
David settle for no less!  smacks self in head -- oh, well.  we
David live, we learn, we cry, we learn.  we lose, we learn.

No, you really do need $70/hr contract to make the equivalent of
$70K/yr salary, even if you could manage to bill 2000 hours per year
(which you probably won't be able to do).  I've owned Stonehenge since
1985, and would be glad to discuss specifics with you, but the rule of
thumb fits very well with my experience.

From that $70/hr comes your other half of FICA, your business
licenses, medical benefits, retirement benefits, any ongoing training,
office expenses, additional accounting, legal fees for maintaining
the above, reserve for sick-time, vacation-time, bad debts, late
payments, conferences, etc etc.

I've heard far too many horror stories from people who do the first
cut at the math (wow, $140K!), and then later go geez, this just
isn't working out.  I suppose it's like insurance... sometimes you
get lucky and get to keep 75% instead of 50%, but 50% is all you can
count on.

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Re: Amazon.com

2003-02-07 Thread Randal L. Schwartz
 Michael == Michael R Wolf [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

 *nix culture is stong, too. Living so close to two of the Un-namable
 Evils, it is no wonder there is a surplus of unix geeks.

Michael Sorry.  Newby.  MS and who?

Stonehenge? :)

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Re: Amazon.com

2003-02-06 Thread Randal L. Schwartz
 Paris == Paris Sinclair [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

Paris Maybe it is because of our Sasquatch ancestry.

But Sasquatch is a hoax! [1]

[1] http://www.netcomuk.co.uk/~rfthomas/papers/wallace.html [2]
[2] I met Ray Wallace many years ago.

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Re: PERL - Yahoo! Software Developer (onsite), CA, Sunnyvale

2003-01-02 Thread Randal L. Schwartz
 Perl == Perl Jobs [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

Perl Required skills: PERL, HTML, HTTP, C++, C, UNIX

Hmm.  I don't know about PERL.  Just Perl.  (And some perl.)
And I don't know any UNIX... just Unix.

Perl URL for more information: http://http//www.yahoo.com

And that's not a valid URL.  At least, not in any sense that would be
useful.  I might have a host named http, I guess.

Perl Contact information: [EMAIL PROTECTED]

Maybe Laura should be told how embarassing she is to her company?

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Re: Short-term PERL Developer Wanted (telecommute), United States, NJ, Somerville

2002-11-04 Thread Randal L. Schwartz
 Perl == Perl Jobs [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

Perl Pay rate: 50.00 / job

Perl Terms of employment: Independent contractor (project-based)

Perl Length of employment: 3-4 hours

3-4 hours for $50?

Perl Description:
Perl We are looking for a talented  experienced PERL programmer to make
Perl modifications to existing PERL modules  scripts to add more functionality.

For a *talented* Perl programmer?

Who are these guys kidding?

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Re: Perl Programmer for Spider Development (part onsite), United States, CA, San Diego

2002-01-28 Thread Randal L. Schwartz

 Michael == Michael R Wolf [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

Michael As a consultant, I shy away from telling a (prospective)
Michael client that they are wrong.  They're in the driver seat.
Michael Part of my art is to suggest from the back seat.  I point
Michael out the trees and bumps that I see.  They can choose to
Michael avoid them or run over them.  It's their car, after all.

As a consultant who knows better (:-), it's unethical for me to not
continually point out that things they are doing won't achieve the
goal they have established, if I've already agreed to the goal.  If I
don't agree with the goal, it's unethical for me to even have accepted
the gig.  So I cannot, ethically shy away.  Sorry.  But you're
paying me for expertise that you don't have.  Why else would you have
brought me in?

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Re: Perl Programmer for Spider Development (part onsite), United States, CA, San Diego

2002-01-25 Thread Randal L. Schwartz

 Perl == Perl Jobs [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

Perl Beginning to medium level Perl, good understanding of HTML tags, and a very
Perl logical mind. Must be able to analyze a page to pull it apart with
Perl regular expresions.

Translation:

must use the wrong ugly way of parsing HTML in the most
difficult manner possible

:-)

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Re: do not reply to list

2002-01-20 Thread Randal L. Schwartz

 Uri == Uri Guttman [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

Uri just a friendly reminder, please DO NOT reply directly to this list. we
Uri have had a few of those recently and i want to get it stopped before it
Uri gets very bad. always write a fresh email to the address listed in any
Uri job/wanted posting and don't hit reply. or if you do want to use reply
Uri so you can quote nicely, please remember to delete this list from the
Uri address headers.

Well, it'd sure be nice if the reply-to was properly set in the
headers so that we'd not have to cut-n-paste, and simply hitting
reply would do the right thing.  Don't make people work at what
computers do best.  I hear there's this great little text wrangling
language that might work just fine to do that. :)

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Re: rates

2001-10-18 Thread Randal L. Schwartz

 Paolo == Paolo Campanella [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

Paolo Low end: I once responded to a telecommuting job offer, posted
Paolo to the Perl Jobs list, from a US employer. I proposed a rate of
Paolo USD35/hour, and was told that this is a crazy rate, that the
Paolo market has fallen apart, and that he can get good telecommuters
Paolo for half that.

Then let him.  And when the person takes twice as long, and then he
misses his deadlines, or has to rewrite substantial portions of it
with the *good* contractors he should have hired in the first place,
he'll remember you for having said that. :)

Yes, I've been the guy passed over and the cleanup guy many times
in my career.  Programming is not a commodity market.  You hire people
willing to work for cheap, and you get cheap useless output.  And
frequently, that's money just thrown down the toilet.  Then you hire
me, I go in, and in 1/10th the time, rewrite the whole thing, and you
pay me 1/4th what you threw away on the other guy.  Happens - over and
over again.

So, let him.  Let him understand the error of his ways from a
first-hand basis.  Let him realize that his unfounded fear of paying
me more per hour than he makes does not make him less virile, but
actually more successful in the long run.

I've also been more successful when I say what's your budget for
this?  instead of even mentioning hourly rates.  I take their budget,
divide it by the hourly rate I want, and then bid that many weeks.
Much better solution.  Of course, I have to deliver it in that, but
I'm pretty fast. :)

And *that's* all a manager really wants.  They've got a budget, and
they want the project done.  They also have to believe *you* can do
it.  Oops, shouldn't be giving away my secrets. :)

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Re: Programmer database on jobs.perl.org?

2001-10-16 Thread Randal L. Schwartz

 Uri == Uri Guttman [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

Uri please don't top quote. in usenet c.l.p.misc it is called jeopardy
Uri quoting because the answer is before the question. i haven't commented
Uri on it on this list but i would like to see quoted email edited and
Uri responses inserted after the relevent quotes. i don't need to see my
Uri entire letter below where it does no one any good.

Even Microsoft agrees with you...

http://www.jsiinc.com/newsgroup_document.htm

Header information:

 From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]

 Last-modified: 2/18/2000

 Copyright: (c) 1995-2000 Microsoft Corporation

 Maintainer: [EMAIL PROTECTED]

with a preface that starts:

  This document was designed to help you get more from your peer
  support experience.

 ___
/
 When including text from a previous message in the thread, trim it
 down to include only text pertinent to your response.   Your response
 should appear below the quoted information.

 In follow-ups, whether News or Mail, CUT headers  signatures, PRUNE
 quotations, and preserve order.  That is to say, quote above each
 part of your reply as much of the earlier stuff as is needed to put
 the new material in context, but no more; most readers will be able
 to refer to the earlier article itself, if need be. Never write on
 the same line as a quotation, except in lists and notes; generally
 leave a wholly blank line between. Do not quote the header or the
 signature, unless it is relevant to do so.
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That's a great URL to remember to throw at the Microsoftians...

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