. Of course, I have to deliver it in that, but
I'm pretty fast. :)
And *that's* all a manager really wants. They've got a budget, and
they want the project done. They also have to believe *you* can do
it. Oops, shouldn't be giving away my secrets. :)
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or the
signature, unless it is relevant to do so.
\___
That's a great URL to remember to throw at the Microsoftians...
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the right thing. Don't make people work at what
computers do best. I hear there's this great little text wrangling
language that might work just fine to do that. :)
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Perl
in the most
difficult manner possible
:-)
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with the goal, it's unethical for me to even have accepted
the gig. So I cannot, ethically shy away. Sorry. But you're
paying me for expertise that you don't have. Why else would you have
brought me in?
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modifications to existing PERL modules scripts to add more functionality.
For a *talented* Perl programmer?
Who are these guys kidding?
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, not in any sense that would be
useful. I might have a host named http, I guess.
Perl Contact information: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Maybe Laura should be told how embarassing she is to her company?
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Paris == Paris Sinclair [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
Paris Maybe it is because of our Sasquatch ancestry.
But Sasquatch is a hoax! [1]
[1] http://www.netcomuk.co.uk/~rfthomas/papers/wallace.html [2]
[2] I met Ray Wallace many years ago.
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Michael == Michael R Wolf [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
*nix culture is stong, too. Living so close to two of the Un-namable
Evils, it is no wonder there is a surplus of unix geeks.
Michael Sorry. Newby. MS and who?
Stonehenge? :)
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this was a contract at $35/hr or a salary at
$35/hr, but we need to specify context before we can compare.
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... sometimes you
get lucky and get to keep 75% instead of 50%, but 50% is all you can
count on.
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of stories we need for Perl advocacy.
I hear about this stuff *all the time*. But maybe it's because I'm
listening in the Perl groups, where we only talk about the projects
that worked. :)
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on category of data would still have the effect of bringing all
IT jobs back home. The things that'd be left would be like those
thousands of people who retype phone directories (public info),
probably not very well paying.
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John == John Von Essen [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
John The problem today is one parent's income can't earn enough to support
John the other stay-at-home parent + 2 cars + home + expenses from 2
John kids and so on.
Ahh, the american dream, cranked to 11.
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-treadmill for testing services (and Microsoft), and guarantees
nothing more than a willingness to part with some of your cash, not
any kind of actual skill. Teaching to the test has become far too
common.
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Ruben == Ruben Safir Secretary Nylxs [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
Ruben Name 5 professions which is not licensed outside of IT.
Thank you for that, Ruben. You now owe me a new keyboard and screen,
since I did a spit-take upon reading this posting. I needed a good
laugh. Thanks!
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portion of the adult population in my experience.
Maybe some of you live sheltered lives, hanging out only with nerds.
You gotta get out more often. :)
Think of how many VCRs are out there that are *flashing 12:00*.
Doh!
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Anthony == Anthony Ettinger [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
Anthony Unreal. The future doesn't look good if this kind of
Anthony stuff continues.
What? Job postings? Discussions about job postings?
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Marty == Marty Landman [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
Marty The subject is from a jobs posting I just saw. Am I the only one that
Marty doesn't get what a
Marty Junior Perl/Mod_Perl/Java *Typist* is?
It's the guy who puts the typing in strong typing.
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Perl == Perl Jobs [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
Perl Internal ID: pbPEARLjpo
Doesn't this strike anyone else as a bit odd? :-)
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a Perl programmer productive.
Sad.
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...
Perl URL for more information: http://www.console.net/
Perl Contact information at:
Perl http://jobs.perl.org/job/2934#contact
So, they spell it PERL, and have no email contact address.
How many senior Perl CGI/DB programmers do they expect to get?
{sigh}
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that at a tech-savvy company like TiVo, they'd already have done the right
handholding.
{sigh}
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more about you than about your employer?
Good luck getting a job from anyone who reads/googles this list now.
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Larson == Larson Rider [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
Larson I am seeing Google influence the world towards Python and the growing
Larson LAMP community both are supplanting areas where Perl was the language
of
Larson choice.
Eh? What do you think the P stands for in LAMP?
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you're desperate. Sounds like you
were a bit desperate.
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Terrence to me.
I've never been asked to work 3 weeks on a trial basis. I'd consider
that a huge red flag. :)
Terrence Remember, you yourself once said to me: princepawn, you live in an
Terrence ideal world :)
Yes. At least you're consistent!
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Products [sic] in the area.
Perhaps this is just a bad spammer wanting some help. Can we
call for a verification of this listing before good email boxes
get hurt?
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